A/N: Sorry if the jokes seem a little old, I get GL a week later than you
guys. Returning to our journal...
Went on date with Christopher Langum. Imagine having a drill bored through your head while being forced to watch Ishtar: The Extended Edition and you'll have an idea how the date with. No blackmail is worth this much.
And as I came in this morning, Alexandra was skipping around the office and sat at my desk telling me just how much fun it was to ride on her friend's sow. And I was wondering just how on earth someone got her to sit on a pig's back. Perhaps she was visiting a farm. It was then that Alexandra began to go into detail. "You see Ms. Rinsler, there's nothing quite like the feel of leather between your legs, the wind in your hair and the metal bars in your hands!"
What the hell kind of a farm is this!?!
A/N Coming soon, Spaulding Enterprises Employee Evaluation! (That sounds really dull when I write it that way)
Went on date with Christopher Langum. Imagine having a drill bored through your head while being forced to watch Ishtar: The Extended Edition and you'll have an idea how the date with. No blackmail is worth this much.
And as I came in this morning, Alexandra was skipping around the office and sat at my desk telling me just how much fun it was to ride on her friend's sow. And I was wondering just how on earth someone got her to sit on a pig's back. Perhaps she was visiting a farm. It was then that Alexandra began to go into detail. "You see Ms. Rinsler, there's nothing quite like the feel of leather between your legs, the wind in your hair and the metal bars in your hands!"
What the hell kind of a farm is this!?!
A/N Coming soon, Spaulding Enterprises Employee Evaluation! (That sounds really dull when I write it that way)