Shadow Boy- Well, fine. Gus and Harley are getting married. For a woman who hates the Spauldings so much she sure does marry a lot of them. Last week she was sitting on my desk showing off her Spaulding heirloom wedding ring. It kind of looks like something from the Borghia family archives. Suits the Spauldings well enough I guess.
Things are actually kind of nice around here now that Brad Green's gone and snuffed it. He was apparently using the company to transport drugs. Some parents might find it terrible that they worked for a company that was part of the Drug smuggling; I actually found it a great deterrent. My kids had the chance to meet Brad Green at the family picnic you see. After the whole scandal was found out I sat them together and told them the truth about drugs: Do it, and Spaulding will get lots and lots of money and men like Brad Green get condos! That scared the heck out of them.
Some of the girls are disappointed about Brad Green's death. I must admit I am too; we never got to have our evil revenge on him, which makes us all sad. We were so close as well. We had convinced Dimitri the Russian Mail Room boy to help us. (Well, When I say 'convince' I mean, 'we got enough blackmail on him.') I was busy sewing his dress, Helen was picking out the right shades of makeup and Corliss was going to do his hair. We were all getting so psyched up for our evil plan. Oh well, at least we had a great 'The Bastard's Dead!' party. Jeremy Anstinson from Sales and his clone did the cutest karaoke bit with some Aerosmith hits.
Sigh, I must run. Alan just asked for another cup of coffee and I need to decide quickly whether to put Ex-Lax or Arsenic in it. Oh, I'm kidding! Of course I'll put in the Ex-Lax...
Author's Note: Not up to par I guess, but I haven't updated in so long I just got guilty and stayed up to two in the morning getting you this fresh Ms. Rinsler goodness! In other news, I now get GL the same time as you guys, so I can update more!!
So please, please review. This is getting really discoraging...