I was in a very bad mood when I lost thirty dollars in the office pool in how long Gus and Harley's marriage would last. The winner of the jackpot? Dmitri, who put in a dollar saying "He'll screw it up before the wedding." Well, even though Gus screwed it up at the wedding, we had to agree he was close enough. He won two hundred dollars, fifteen IOUs from Lower Management, a DVD of Office Space and the keys to the Spaulding Mansion's pool house. (We don't actually know how that got in there, but what the hey.)

I do feel sorry for Harley though. Gus lied to her. It's not like anyone saw this comi-oh wait, I did. And so has everyone who worked in this building. Maybe I should send her a gift. Like a plant.

Of course, knowing that Alexandra is in jail makes all the difference in my mood. Just think, one down, five to go...