Alan managed to piss me off royally today so during lunch hour I moved in $500 desk chair and put it in the elevator while he was gone and 'I' was at lunch.
Poor Bobby Fremond from the cubicles has lost his mind and is now purposely trying to get fired...to no avail. His attempts are fun to watch though. He's sent an e-mail to the entire company giving exclusive details on what Alan did this summer. He's attached a sign that says 'FAX' to the shredder. Oh, and we're not supposed to call him 'Bobby' anymore, his new name is 'Xena the Office Princess.'
I'm going to miss him.