Authoress Babbles: Yay! I have 15 reviews and I'm happy. ^_^
Kyoko: But it's such a small number T_T
Bakura: suck it up.
Kyoko: MEANY! [Chibi water works start]
Zoku: Now look what you've done.
[Water is now up to everyone waist]
Ryou: Were all gonna drown!
Malik: Well aren't you optimistic?
Yami: Someone make her stop before we all drown!
Kyoko: [stops crying] All done. Now... Well, that's all.
Ryou: that's sad. Four reviews for a chapter.
Kyoko: actually [takes out calculator] I have three chapters and fifteen reviews... so I get a total of... 5 reviews per chapter.
Bakura: How dose that work when you got four for chapter three?
Kyoko: [thinks] I dunno, never understood math. [Snaps fingers and Ryou, Yami and Malik disappear] It was getting crowded. Now on with my reviews! YAY! ^_^
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*Una1
Really? I'm kind? Wow... THANKIES! ^_^
Sorry about the Yugi complaining thing! Gomen-nasai! Gomen-nasai! [Bow, bow] It's just that I've never actually gave Yugi a major part in anything [gets hit on the head by Ryou's frying pan] ((((O))))___________________________((((O)))) [big bump swells up on her head as Ryou gives a victory sign and runs away giggling] OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! [And all the Yugi's rejoice by doing a freaky Voodoo dance with Kage, my strange cat-like friend who appeared in here... how did that happen?] Right.
So you like the part with trying to get around the tomb robber thing? I honestly don't know where that came from. I was just reading Shonen Jump when it popped in my head. ^^U hehehe... and I was listening to the voice of the Japanese Yami no Bakura. He sounds... I can't quite put my finger on it, but it's a typical bad guy laugh, I'm tell-
Moving on with the review response...
No I've never seen the original first series (And probably never will because my parents think that Yugioh is rotting my brain), but I have done extensive research on it [Ryou whacks her with the Frying pan] Ra damnit! Leave me alone. As I was saying [gets whacked again] Argh! [We here to Hikaris laughing in the background] Anyways... YOU TWO SHUT UP! I know that Yugi is the first one to befriend him and all that.
And as for Zoku (bandit Bakura as you call him) I can go in to an entire debate on this subject! I mean the guy saw his hold village destroyed! Don't cha think you can cut him some slack!?! I mean... the Pharaoh Akunamukanon may have not had any part in this, but he did give the go- ahead, and was blissfully ignorant... It is quite possible he had a vague idea that there had to be creation ritual, but never new such a massacre would be done. [Hugs a crying Kura (my name for the young Bakura)]
I'm glad I made you laugh. It's one of my few gifts I have. I'm the clown of my family... XD
Kleptomaniac? What's that mean? [Looks it up in her dictionary of doom] AHA! Ok know I now!
As for the body thing... just e-mail me and I'll give you an entire explanation... even some stuff on the guy who is possessing Bakura... hopefully no one but you reads this... XD
*Blackcat212: YAY! YOU CLEAND YOUR ROOM! ^_^ WAHOO! And yes I know the chapter was pointless... Actually... No I didn't... but now I do!
*Shadow of a cat who once was but isn't anymore: Glad you find it funny.
Ps: Ruff
*Anonymous: Thanks for your review
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Disclaimer: I OWN YUGIOH!!!!!!! MAWHA! Fear me pathetic mortals! Mawhahahahaha! Fear me Kazuki Takahashi! For I! Kyoko-san, Have stolen Yugioh!!!!! (Back to reality people)
Ryou: And with out any further delays here's the fic.
Yugi: Close caption brought to you by Pointlessness inc. & Frying pans R us...
(That was not supposed to offend ANYONE! My long time friend suggested it.)
Bakura: [passes out pop corn to readers] 'I can't belive she got me to do this.'
Kyoko: Ahhhaahaahaa! Enjoy! ^_~
~*~*~*~
The Seven Curses of Egypt
Chapter four
"I don't belive in ghosts... I don't belive in ghosts... I don't bel- AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Never mind! I belive in ghosts!" ~me after watching horror movies on Halloween.
Dedicated to Neko no Kage
~*~*~*~
The echoes bounced of the walls silently and the two younger boys walked down the tunnel.
"Ugh. it's so dark and dank down here," Said Ryou as he stared at the walls, covered in strange fungus like stuff. He reached to touch the wall with a hand but drew back when his fingers touched the crusty fungus. He wiped his hand off on his pants, shuddering at the feel of the fungus that hand once been on his fingers. "And dirty. They should heir a house maid."
Malik looked at his pale friend with a look of disbelief. "There spirits Ryou, they can't really clean anything, let alone touch anything." Malik said.
Ryou mumbled something around the lines of 'you're grandma's house ain't haunted.' But Malik didn't catch it at all.
After a while they came up to a narrow bridge (think of the scene in lord of the rings when they're in mines... and that bridge. Yeah.) Over a large dark pit of nothingness. An infinite hole of black terror and death.
Ryou shivered. He could see lots of faces down there, writhing in the shadows; trying to grasp something that is no longer there. He looked over the edge and felt as if death its self was down there with the faces of the dead. If he could only see more... maybe...
Malik was half way across when he turned to look at Ryou. He walked over to Ryou and put a hand on the paler boy's shoulder, snapping him out of his trance.
"What are you looking at Ryou?" he asked his friend.
"Malik, there's something down there." He said with a worried voice, pointing downwards towards the blackness.
Malik looked down. There was nothing but blackness... just nothing.
"Don't be silly Ryou. There is absolutely nothing down there." Malik said clapping his friend on the back. The action caused Ryou to slip and knock a rock down into the blackness.
~~Ryou's POV~~
"Wow." Malik whistled and we looked over the edge. We still hadn't heard it hit the bottom. "That's a long way down." He said.
"Yeah, that's because it's bottomless." I say matter-of-factly. He really isn't into the occult.
"Right Ryou. Listen there is no such thing as bottomless pits."
"Right," I say getting up. "And there's no such things as Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh's who've been locked into a puzzle for some what three thousand years, all just to save the world from domination of the Yami no games. Bottomless pits seem more believable."
(A/N: Sorry All Yami no Yugi fans! I just had to put that in! [Gets whacked by Ryou's frying that Yugi borrowed] And will you two stop that!!!!! [Ryou and Yugi run off laughing] Grrrr.)
"Whatever. It's not like this place is haunted or anything."
"I don't know Malik. This place isn't exactly cheery. I feel really uncomfortable here, let's just go find our Yami's and get out of here." I say as I look down again.
This place has so much hatred, anger and sorrow. No wonder Yami was acting weird when we were here earlier today. That soul pit is just plain creepy. Hopefully the spirits down there can't get free.
"Come on Ryou!" Malik yelled at me. I know he really wants to get a move on.
I sigh. "Coming!" I yelled. Just was I began to leave I felt something cold and bony grab onto my ankle.
(((O)))______________________________________(((O)))
Please don't tell me that is what I think it is!
I turn to see a dead, rotten hand clasped around my ankle. I follow the arm... to the shoulder... to the skull with the creepy red eyes and the demonic grin that is one of evil...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
This is so NOT my day!
~~~Somewhere over Africa~~~
***One day after Yugi and Yami receive the letter***
"Hey Yami? I've been meaning to ask you something. How did you get Kaiba to pay for our tickets here anyway?" Yugi asked.
Yami sweat dropped. He wasn't going to tell Yugi exactly how he did it.
"Let's just say it's all the matter of... swallowing your pride, in a manner of speaking. When a friend is in danger sometimes you have to swallow your pride and take a big blow to the ego. But in the end Yugi, it's a great reward, because friendship is far more important than your stature in society." Yami said.
"I think your right Yami. That's some pretty good advice." Yugi said with a smile on his face. But his thoughts told a different story. 'Please don't tell me he sung Karaoke in the middle of Main street during rush hour. Kaiba would have loved to see that.' Yugi sweat dropped at the thought. His Yami wasn't exactly the best singer.
Yami heard what Yugi was thinking and sweat dropped but didn't bring it up. His aibou needed to block his thoughts a bit more.
After a while Yugi sighed deeply.
/Yami? Do you think Ryou's ok? /
\Don't dwell on it Yugi. He should be fine; he has been through a lot over the years. Besides he has the Tomb Robber with him. \
/Yeah, you're right Yami. I really shouldn't dwell on it. For all I know they could have found him by now. Knowing him he'll bounce right back like nothing happened! /
~~~With Bakura and Ishtar~~~
Ishtar and 'Bakura' walked along the tunnel without saying a word to each other. Ishtar was busy looking at the many different hieroglyphs as they passed, looking for any clues about this spirit that possessed Ryou. All he had to do was turn and ask Bakura... of course... who was he supposed to know there was an evil entity right next to him. Well not that Bakura was one... but you get my point right? Moving on...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
||Seems that little Ryou has finally gotten to meet the dead. Hmm. a bit earlier than I planned it seems. I guess the dead really never were patient ones when it comes to a free chance at life again. Never will be for that matter. So gullible. Always craving for life. When will it ever come to their minds that they will never get it? Seems silly actually. Oh well, their just pawns... like mortals and immortals alike. || The spirit thought with a malicious grin. Yami Bakura was no different than any other that he had possessed.
"Bakura? Did you hear that?" Ishtar asked. "It seems that our Hikaris are in trouble again. Might as well go save their hides." Ishtar said as he began to walk swiftly in the direction that they came from.
||[Sigh] Well I guess it's time to temporarily put this one out of use, as it seems that things are speeding up. || He said.
|| Such a shame. I really was beginning to enjoy his company... in a way that is getting on my nerves now. || He clenched his fists.
||I mean... he's no spirit, mortal, or an immortal. What the hell is this guy? Argh!!! [1] ||
When he noticed that Bakura wasn't walking beside him he turned around to see Bakura just standing there, spacing out.
"Bakura? Come on!" Ishtar said, walking up to his 'friend'.
"I'm sorry... but your friend is no longer here at the moment." Bakura said.
Ishtar stared at him for a moment before realizing something.
"Your that spirit who took over Ryou!" Ishtar said, pointing a finger at the spirit.
"Seems you've figured it out, eh? Well I congratulate you on a job well done. But sadly you wont be around for a while." The spirit said with a smirk on his face.
"What do you mean?" Ishtar asked, clearly confused. "And who the hell are you?"
"You'll found out soon what I mean, if you can. As for my name? It's Hyakuhei [2], and that's all you need to know." The spirit said. "Well, say night-night!"
With that the spirit lashed out at Ishtar with a jolt of speed. Ishtar was barely able to get out of the way. Hyakuhei caught him self and skidded across the ground before turning and snarling like a wild animal.
"Your fast," Hyakuhei said with a scowl on his face. "But that wont save you. Since I can't catch you, I'll do the next best thing," Hyakuhei held his hand out towards the rock wall and with a bit of help from shadow magic, blasted the wall, causing the wall and the roof to begin to collapse.
"See ya..." Hyakuhei said with a mock salute and dashed off as the rocks fell I front of Ishtar, trapping him.
Ishtar, on the other side of the rocks, was sprawled out on the floor with little spirals in his eyes, knocked out from getting hit on the head by one to many of the smaller rocks.
~~~Back with Yugi and Yami~~~
Yugi was curled up in his seat, fast asleep. Yami was sitting next to him, bored out of his mind.
"Mister? Would you like something to drink?" A stewardess asked. (A/N: this is NOT a Mary-sue as you will soon find out...)
Now normally Yami would ignore stewardesses, they were annoying cheery girls with high voices that made ears bleed and continuously bugged you to take some peanuts. (A/N: I've had that experience... I still haven't forgiven that one. Grrrr...)
Yami looked up to see to big yellow eyes.
O_O
"Are you ok mister?" the stewardess asked, tilting her head to the side, revealing to black cat ears.
(((O)))_____________(((O)))
She poked him in between his eyes. "Yo? Anybody in there? Hellooooo?"
After Yami snapped out of it, he slapped her hand out of the way and glared.
The girl sweat dropped.
"You ok little man? You had me worried that you were unconscious or something. Hehehe..." She said, rubbing the back of her neck embarrassedly.
"Just get me a water." He said. He really wasn't happy about that. But the again, she was only checking to see if he was all right. Right. "Please." He added, remembering his manners.
The stewardess handed him the glass of water. Then asked him an unexpected question.
"How do you get your hair to stick up like that? Is it real?"
~~~With Bakura, not Hyakuhei, but BAKURA. Oh it's his POV too~~~
Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Need... too... think... of... another... word... other... than... Damn... nope... can't... Damn...
If you're wondering what I'm doing, I'm writing on my soul room wall with a with a letter opener. Yeah I know it's silly, but it's the only thing I have that's relatively pointy at the moment since Ryou took them out of my room. He says he wakes up way too much to find me looming over him in the middle of the night with a dagger. And everyone knows you can't wake up sleepwalkers... hehehe... What? It's not my fault I sleep walk and I sleep with all my shinny daggers around my bed haphazardly... can anyone say potential hazard? Anyone? Oh well... I'm a potential hazard myself. Get me a post-it note and I'll label myself 'potential hazard... approach with EXTREME caution'.
Ra I hate that guy! Hyakushy... no that's not it... Hyakushi? No that sounds like a pillow... ANYWHO! What's-his-name locked me up... in my own body. Now tell me, how rude is that? I mean no knock or invitation. Not even a please! He just barged in and said "I'm in control." Or was it "I'm on a roll."? I can't remember now... all I know is this guy is in my personal bubble! And I want him OUT NOW!
Sigh...
Oh well...
Time to do some serious sleeping...
~~~ Back with Ryou and Malik and the dead dudes~~~
"BAD DAY! BAD DAY! BAD DAY! BAD DAY! BAD DAY!" Ryou said as he and Malik ran down the tunnel as fast as they could.
"Why didn't you tell me you saw dead people!?!?!" Malik asked as they ran.
"I don't! That the thing! And why are you seeing them!" Ryou asked looking back to see the dead ones chasing after them... as usual. Why was it always them running?
"I don't know! Maybe their real!" Malik yelled.
Ryou nearly fell head first at that statement.
"Well gee! I dunno! I mean the thing only grabbed my leg and tried to pull me into the pit!!!!!" Ryou yelled back. He was not in a good mood. He hated running, he hated yelling and he hated dead, dirty... dead guys.
"Well sorry for being born!" Malik grumbled.
Just then Ryou saw a ledge that they could get up to. They had a big enough lead and if they worked together they could get up there.
"Malik! Look and see that ledge there! It's big enough for two people! If we help each other out maybe we can get up there!" Ryou said pointing to the ledge.
Malik looked and saw it and gave Ryou the thumbs up.
When they got there Ryou held his hands out for Malik to step so he could give him a boost.
'Hurry up Malik!' Ryou thought as he saw them get closer.
"Ryou! Grab my hand!" Malik said as he held out his hand. Ryou grabbed it and Malik tried to pull him up in time. One of the dead guys lepta at Ryou's leg.
"MALIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Malik just pulled his friend over the ledge and the dead one hit the wall with an unsatisfied:
SPLAT!
O_O
X_X
"I never knew dead guys went splat... Should that happen Ryou? Ryou?"
XP "I think I died." Ryou said as he fell over.
^_^U "Glad to hear that..." Mali sweat dropped.
The dead guys all stared up at them and started to talk amongst themselves...
Dead guy #1: {how do we get up there}
Dead guy #2: {I don't know.}
Dead guy who rammed into the wall: {(in sign language) has anyone seen my head?}
All the dead guys: {No!}
Dead guy who rammed into the wall: {(in sign language) Damn it!}
"Do you know what they're saying Malik?" Ryou asked
"No! Dose it look like I speak dead guy?" Malik said waving his arms in the air.
Dead guy #3: {How about we climb the wall?}
Dead guy #4: {Sure...}
They all soon start to climb the wall one by one, slowly. Like spiders on a web.
(((O)))________________________________________________________________(((O) ))
"I didn't know they knew how to climb!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Malik yelled in panic.
One of the dead ones hands reached the ledge and Ryou hit the hand with the flashlight.
"No one deals with two Hikaris on a mission! GOT IT!!!!!!!!"
Ryou kept whacking them with the flashlight... that is until it slipped from his hands and fell on the ground... And turned on.
Dead guy #4: {Light...}
Dead guy #5: {it's a miracle!}
Dead guy #1: {we must bow to the two 'Hikaris' who have brought the holy light to defeat the darkness!}
All: {Here, here!}
And they all started to bow to the flashlight, Ryou and Malik... chanting in the language of dead guy...
"Well that was... unexpected..." Malik said.
"Yeah... now our death will only be postponed." Ryou said grimly.
"Why?"
"Because," Ryou said somberly. "It's only a matter of time before the batteries run dead..."
"In other words... we're screwed." Malik said looking at the bowing dead guys.
"In a matter of speaking... yup."
~*~*~*~
Kyoko: Done! YAY! I was up at 5:17 am to finish this! ^_^ YAY!
Bakura: What time is it now...
Kyoko: 8:20 am... WHAT! SHIT! NEED TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou: 0.0
Kyoko: [is running around getting her homework and lunch and trying to put her shoes on all at the same time]
Kyoko: SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! I'm going to miss my bus!
Bakura: [yawns] whatever... I need to sleep.
Ryou: A-men to that 'Kura... [falls asleep]
Dead guy's head who rammed into the wall: {HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BODY???}
Bakura: Way back on page 7.
Dead guy's head who rammed into the wall: {THANKS!}
Read and review...
Kyoko: [falls over...] DAMN IT!!!!!!
Bakura: ---___---U Klutz
[1]: To let you all know... Ishtar is NOT a spirit! He was created by Malik's anger and rage
[2]: Hyakuhei means 'all evil' but it's not his real name. He just likes to call himself that...
For any more information on this story or if you have any questions... please e-mail me... or leave your e-mail in the review... but still review! Please I beg you...
Kyoko: But it's such a small number T_T
Bakura: suck it up.
Kyoko: MEANY! [Chibi water works start]
Zoku: Now look what you've done.
[Water is now up to everyone waist]
Ryou: Were all gonna drown!
Malik: Well aren't you optimistic?
Yami: Someone make her stop before we all drown!
Kyoko: [stops crying] All done. Now... Well, that's all.
Ryou: that's sad. Four reviews for a chapter.
Kyoko: actually [takes out calculator] I have three chapters and fifteen reviews... so I get a total of... 5 reviews per chapter.
Bakura: How dose that work when you got four for chapter three?
Kyoko: [thinks] I dunno, never understood math. [Snaps fingers and Ryou, Yami and Malik disappear] It was getting crowded. Now on with my reviews! YAY! ^_^
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*Una1
Really? I'm kind? Wow... THANKIES! ^_^
Sorry about the Yugi complaining thing! Gomen-nasai! Gomen-nasai! [Bow, bow] It's just that I've never actually gave Yugi a major part in anything [gets hit on the head by Ryou's frying pan] ((((O))))___________________________((((O)))) [big bump swells up on her head as Ryou gives a victory sign and runs away giggling] OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! [And all the Yugi's rejoice by doing a freaky Voodoo dance with Kage, my strange cat-like friend who appeared in here... how did that happen?] Right.
So you like the part with trying to get around the tomb robber thing? I honestly don't know where that came from. I was just reading Shonen Jump when it popped in my head. ^^U hehehe... and I was listening to the voice of the Japanese Yami no Bakura. He sounds... I can't quite put my finger on it, but it's a typical bad guy laugh, I'm tell-
Moving on with the review response...
No I've never seen the original first series (And probably never will because my parents think that Yugioh is rotting my brain), but I have done extensive research on it [Ryou whacks her with the Frying pan] Ra damnit! Leave me alone. As I was saying [gets whacked again] Argh! [We here to Hikaris laughing in the background] Anyways... YOU TWO SHUT UP! I know that Yugi is the first one to befriend him and all that.
And as for Zoku (bandit Bakura as you call him) I can go in to an entire debate on this subject! I mean the guy saw his hold village destroyed! Don't cha think you can cut him some slack!?! I mean... the Pharaoh Akunamukanon may have not had any part in this, but he did give the go- ahead, and was blissfully ignorant... It is quite possible he had a vague idea that there had to be creation ritual, but never new such a massacre would be done. [Hugs a crying Kura (my name for the young Bakura)]
I'm glad I made you laugh. It's one of my few gifts I have. I'm the clown of my family... XD
Kleptomaniac? What's that mean? [Looks it up in her dictionary of doom] AHA! Ok know I now!
As for the body thing... just e-mail me and I'll give you an entire explanation... even some stuff on the guy who is possessing Bakura... hopefully no one but you reads this... XD
*Blackcat212: YAY! YOU CLEAND YOUR ROOM! ^_^ WAHOO! And yes I know the chapter was pointless... Actually... No I didn't... but now I do!
*Shadow of a cat who once was but isn't anymore: Glad you find it funny.
Ps: Ruff
*Anonymous: Thanks for your review
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Disclaimer: I OWN YUGIOH!!!!!!! MAWHA! Fear me pathetic mortals! Mawhahahahaha! Fear me Kazuki Takahashi! For I! Kyoko-san, Have stolen Yugioh!!!!! (Back to reality people)
Ryou: And with out any further delays here's the fic.
Yugi: Close caption brought to you by Pointlessness inc. & Frying pans R us...
(That was not supposed to offend ANYONE! My long time friend suggested it.)
Bakura: [passes out pop corn to readers] 'I can't belive she got me to do this.'
Kyoko: Ahhhaahaahaa! Enjoy! ^_~
~*~*~*~
The Seven Curses of Egypt
Chapter four
"I don't belive in ghosts... I don't belive in ghosts... I don't bel- AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Never mind! I belive in ghosts!" ~me after watching horror movies on Halloween.
Dedicated to Neko no Kage
~*~*~*~
The echoes bounced of the walls silently and the two younger boys walked down the tunnel.
"Ugh. it's so dark and dank down here," Said Ryou as he stared at the walls, covered in strange fungus like stuff. He reached to touch the wall with a hand but drew back when his fingers touched the crusty fungus. He wiped his hand off on his pants, shuddering at the feel of the fungus that hand once been on his fingers. "And dirty. They should heir a house maid."
Malik looked at his pale friend with a look of disbelief. "There spirits Ryou, they can't really clean anything, let alone touch anything." Malik said.
Ryou mumbled something around the lines of 'you're grandma's house ain't haunted.' But Malik didn't catch it at all.
After a while they came up to a narrow bridge (think of the scene in lord of the rings when they're in mines... and that bridge. Yeah.) Over a large dark pit of nothingness. An infinite hole of black terror and death.
Ryou shivered. He could see lots of faces down there, writhing in the shadows; trying to grasp something that is no longer there. He looked over the edge and felt as if death its self was down there with the faces of the dead. If he could only see more... maybe...
Malik was half way across when he turned to look at Ryou. He walked over to Ryou and put a hand on the paler boy's shoulder, snapping him out of his trance.
"What are you looking at Ryou?" he asked his friend.
"Malik, there's something down there." He said with a worried voice, pointing downwards towards the blackness.
Malik looked down. There was nothing but blackness... just nothing.
"Don't be silly Ryou. There is absolutely nothing down there." Malik said clapping his friend on the back. The action caused Ryou to slip and knock a rock down into the blackness.
~~Ryou's POV~~
"Wow." Malik whistled and we looked over the edge. We still hadn't heard it hit the bottom. "That's a long way down." He said.
"Yeah, that's because it's bottomless." I say matter-of-factly. He really isn't into the occult.
"Right Ryou. Listen there is no such thing as bottomless pits."
"Right," I say getting up. "And there's no such things as Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh's who've been locked into a puzzle for some what three thousand years, all just to save the world from domination of the Yami no games. Bottomless pits seem more believable."
(A/N: Sorry All Yami no Yugi fans! I just had to put that in! [Gets whacked by Ryou's frying that Yugi borrowed] And will you two stop that!!!!! [Ryou and Yugi run off laughing] Grrrr.)
"Whatever. It's not like this place is haunted or anything."
"I don't know Malik. This place isn't exactly cheery. I feel really uncomfortable here, let's just go find our Yami's and get out of here." I say as I look down again.
This place has so much hatred, anger and sorrow. No wonder Yami was acting weird when we were here earlier today. That soul pit is just plain creepy. Hopefully the spirits down there can't get free.
"Come on Ryou!" Malik yelled at me. I know he really wants to get a move on.
I sigh. "Coming!" I yelled. Just was I began to leave I felt something cold and bony grab onto my ankle.
(((O)))______________________________________(((O)))
Please don't tell me that is what I think it is!
I turn to see a dead, rotten hand clasped around my ankle. I follow the arm... to the shoulder... to the skull with the creepy red eyes and the demonic grin that is one of evil...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
This is so NOT my day!
~~~Somewhere over Africa~~~
***One day after Yugi and Yami receive the letter***
"Hey Yami? I've been meaning to ask you something. How did you get Kaiba to pay for our tickets here anyway?" Yugi asked.
Yami sweat dropped. He wasn't going to tell Yugi exactly how he did it.
"Let's just say it's all the matter of... swallowing your pride, in a manner of speaking. When a friend is in danger sometimes you have to swallow your pride and take a big blow to the ego. But in the end Yugi, it's a great reward, because friendship is far more important than your stature in society." Yami said.
"I think your right Yami. That's some pretty good advice." Yugi said with a smile on his face. But his thoughts told a different story. 'Please don't tell me he sung Karaoke in the middle of Main street during rush hour. Kaiba would have loved to see that.' Yugi sweat dropped at the thought. His Yami wasn't exactly the best singer.
Yami heard what Yugi was thinking and sweat dropped but didn't bring it up. His aibou needed to block his thoughts a bit more.
After a while Yugi sighed deeply.
/Yami? Do you think Ryou's ok? /
\Don't dwell on it Yugi. He should be fine; he has been through a lot over the years. Besides he has the Tomb Robber with him. \
/Yeah, you're right Yami. I really shouldn't dwell on it. For all I know they could have found him by now. Knowing him he'll bounce right back like nothing happened! /
~~~With Bakura and Ishtar~~~
Ishtar and 'Bakura' walked along the tunnel without saying a word to each other. Ishtar was busy looking at the many different hieroglyphs as they passed, looking for any clues about this spirit that possessed Ryou. All he had to do was turn and ask Bakura... of course... who was he supposed to know there was an evil entity right next to him. Well not that Bakura was one... but you get my point right? Moving on...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
||Seems that little Ryou has finally gotten to meet the dead. Hmm. a bit earlier than I planned it seems. I guess the dead really never were patient ones when it comes to a free chance at life again. Never will be for that matter. So gullible. Always craving for life. When will it ever come to their minds that they will never get it? Seems silly actually. Oh well, their just pawns... like mortals and immortals alike. || The spirit thought with a malicious grin. Yami Bakura was no different than any other that he had possessed.
"Bakura? Did you hear that?" Ishtar asked. "It seems that our Hikaris are in trouble again. Might as well go save their hides." Ishtar said as he began to walk swiftly in the direction that they came from.
||[Sigh] Well I guess it's time to temporarily put this one out of use, as it seems that things are speeding up. || He said.
|| Such a shame. I really was beginning to enjoy his company... in a way that is getting on my nerves now. || He clenched his fists.
||I mean... he's no spirit, mortal, or an immortal. What the hell is this guy? Argh!!! [1] ||
When he noticed that Bakura wasn't walking beside him he turned around to see Bakura just standing there, spacing out.
"Bakura? Come on!" Ishtar said, walking up to his 'friend'.
"I'm sorry... but your friend is no longer here at the moment." Bakura said.
Ishtar stared at him for a moment before realizing something.
"Your that spirit who took over Ryou!" Ishtar said, pointing a finger at the spirit.
"Seems you've figured it out, eh? Well I congratulate you on a job well done. But sadly you wont be around for a while." The spirit said with a smirk on his face.
"What do you mean?" Ishtar asked, clearly confused. "And who the hell are you?"
"You'll found out soon what I mean, if you can. As for my name? It's Hyakuhei [2], and that's all you need to know." The spirit said. "Well, say night-night!"
With that the spirit lashed out at Ishtar with a jolt of speed. Ishtar was barely able to get out of the way. Hyakuhei caught him self and skidded across the ground before turning and snarling like a wild animal.
"Your fast," Hyakuhei said with a scowl on his face. "But that wont save you. Since I can't catch you, I'll do the next best thing," Hyakuhei held his hand out towards the rock wall and with a bit of help from shadow magic, blasted the wall, causing the wall and the roof to begin to collapse.
"See ya..." Hyakuhei said with a mock salute and dashed off as the rocks fell I front of Ishtar, trapping him.
Ishtar, on the other side of the rocks, was sprawled out on the floor with little spirals in his eyes, knocked out from getting hit on the head by one to many of the smaller rocks.
~~~Back with Yugi and Yami~~~
Yugi was curled up in his seat, fast asleep. Yami was sitting next to him, bored out of his mind.
"Mister? Would you like something to drink?" A stewardess asked. (A/N: this is NOT a Mary-sue as you will soon find out...)
Now normally Yami would ignore stewardesses, they were annoying cheery girls with high voices that made ears bleed and continuously bugged you to take some peanuts. (A/N: I've had that experience... I still haven't forgiven that one. Grrrr...)
Yami looked up to see to big yellow eyes.
O_O
"Are you ok mister?" the stewardess asked, tilting her head to the side, revealing to black cat ears.
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She poked him in between his eyes. "Yo? Anybody in there? Hellooooo?"
After Yami snapped out of it, he slapped her hand out of the way and glared.
The girl sweat dropped.
"You ok little man? You had me worried that you were unconscious or something. Hehehe..." She said, rubbing the back of her neck embarrassedly.
"Just get me a water." He said. He really wasn't happy about that. But the again, she was only checking to see if he was all right. Right. "Please." He added, remembering his manners.
The stewardess handed him the glass of water. Then asked him an unexpected question.
"How do you get your hair to stick up like that? Is it real?"
~~~With Bakura, not Hyakuhei, but BAKURA. Oh it's his POV too~~~
Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Damn... Need... too... think... of... another... word... other... than... Damn... nope... can't... Damn...
If you're wondering what I'm doing, I'm writing on my soul room wall with a with a letter opener. Yeah I know it's silly, but it's the only thing I have that's relatively pointy at the moment since Ryou took them out of my room. He says he wakes up way too much to find me looming over him in the middle of the night with a dagger. And everyone knows you can't wake up sleepwalkers... hehehe... What? It's not my fault I sleep walk and I sleep with all my shinny daggers around my bed haphazardly... can anyone say potential hazard? Anyone? Oh well... I'm a potential hazard myself. Get me a post-it note and I'll label myself 'potential hazard... approach with EXTREME caution'.
Ra I hate that guy! Hyakushy... no that's not it... Hyakushi? No that sounds like a pillow... ANYWHO! What's-his-name locked me up... in my own body. Now tell me, how rude is that? I mean no knock or invitation. Not even a please! He just barged in and said "I'm in control." Or was it "I'm on a roll."? I can't remember now... all I know is this guy is in my personal bubble! And I want him OUT NOW!
Sigh...
Oh well...
Time to do some serious sleeping...
~~~ Back with Ryou and Malik and the dead dudes~~~
"BAD DAY! BAD DAY! BAD DAY! BAD DAY! BAD DAY!" Ryou said as he and Malik ran down the tunnel as fast as they could.
"Why didn't you tell me you saw dead people!?!?!" Malik asked as they ran.
"I don't! That the thing! And why are you seeing them!" Ryou asked looking back to see the dead ones chasing after them... as usual. Why was it always them running?
"I don't know! Maybe their real!" Malik yelled.
Ryou nearly fell head first at that statement.
"Well gee! I dunno! I mean the thing only grabbed my leg and tried to pull me into the pit!!!!!" Ryou yelled back. He was not in a good mood. He hated running, he hated yelling and he hated dead, dirty... dead guys.
"Well sorry for being born!" Malik grumbled.
Just then Ryou saw a ledge that they could get up to. They had a big enough lead and if they worked together they could get up there.
"Malik! Look and see that ledge there! It's big enough for two people! If we help each other out maybe we can get up there!" Ryou said pointing to the ledge.
Malik looked and saw it and gave Ryou the thumbs up.
When they got there Ryou held his hands out for Malik to step so he could give him a boost.
'Hurry up Malik!' Ryou thought as he saw them get closer.
"Ryou! Grab my hand!" Malik said as he held out his hand. Ryou grabbed it and Malik tried to pull him up in time. One of the dead guys lepta at Ryou's leg.
"MALIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Malik just pulled his friend over the ledge and the dead one hit the wall with an unsatisfied:
SPLAT!
O_O
X_X
"I never knew dead guys went splat... Should that happen Ryou? Ryou?"
XP "I think I died." Ryou said as he fell over.
^_^U "Glad to hear that..." Mali sweat dropped.
The dead guys all stared up at them and started to talk amongst themselves...
Dead guy #1: {how do we get up there}
Dead guy #2: {I don't know.}
Dead guy who rammed into the wall: {(in sign language) has anyone seen my head?}
All the dead guys: {No!}
Dead guy who rammed into the wall: {(in sign language) Damn it!}
"Do you know what they're saying Malik?" Ryou asked
"No! Dose it look like I speak dead guy?" Malik said waving his arms in the air.
Dead guy #3: {How about we climb the wall?}
Dead guy #4: {Sure...}
They all soon start to climb the wall one by one, slowly. Like spiders on a web.
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"I didn't know they knew how to climb!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Malik yelled in panic.
One of the dead ones hands reached the ledge and Ryou hit the hand with the flashlight.
"No one deals with two Hikaris on a mission! GOT IT!!!!!!!!"
Ryou kept whacking them with the flashlight... that is until it slipped from his hands and fell on the ground... And turned on.
Dead guy #4: {Light...}
Dead guy #5: {it's a miracle!}
Dead guy #1: {we must bow to the two 'Hikaris' who have brought the holy light to defeat the darkness!}
All: {Here, here!}
And they all started to bow to the flashlight, Ryou and Malik... chanting in the language of dead guy...
"Well that was... unexpected..." Malik said.
"Yeah... now our death will only be postponed." Ryou said grimly.
"Why?"
"Because," Ryou said somberly. "It's only a matter of time before the batteries run dead..."
"In other words... we're screwed." Malik said looking at the bowing dead guys.
"In a matter of speaking... yup."
~*~*~*~
Kyoko: Done! YAY! I was up at 5:17 am to finish this! ^_^ YAY!
Bakura: What time is it now...
Kyoko: 8:20 am... WHAT! SHIT! NEED TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou: 0.0
Kyoko: [is running around getting her homework and lunch and trying to put her shoes on all at the same time]
Kyoko: SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! I'm going to miss my bus!
Bakura: [yawns] whatever... I need to sleep.
Ryou: A-men to that 'Kura... [falls asleep]
Dead guy's head who rammed into the wall: {HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BODY???}
Bakura: Way back on page 7.
Dead guy's head who rammed into the wall: {THANKS!}
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[1]: To let you all know... Ishtar is NOT a spirit! He was created by Malik's anger and rage
[2]: Hyakuhei means 'all evil' but it's not his real name. He just likes to call himself that...
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