Authoress babbles: HIYA!
I'm going to cut the authoress notes short... (Sweat drops) if I can.
Well how is every one?
Muses: Mumble... snore... mumble
Oh right! I forgot! It's 6:00am in the morning and there NOT morning people. well maybe Touzo (formally known as Zoku, but I thought people would get him mixed up with Zoku Necrophadisu, more formally known as Zorky by me) because he's up ALL the time.
(We see Touzo sneaking around and we zoom in for a close up with the camera, but he puts his hand on the lens and glares at me and sneaks of again)
See what I mean? My muses are weird.
Muses: snore... we... snore... resent... snore... that...
Ok... I'm going to be putting the reviews at the end of the chapter because I'm a lazy ass all right. And plus I can't go losing my ingenious ideas of humoristic disaster and bizzare torment on Kura-kun's part. I have this fetish for torturing him in the weirdest ways... Don't tell him Shhhh!!!!!!
Oh yes! The further we get into the story... the humor will start to disengage. NOT INTERLY! I can't live without humor, but the story will get more serious and darker themed (ex: gore, death, murder and the like) ... hehehe... I mean what kinda humor story has gore and death? I mean honestly. I warn you. The warnings will be put right at the top... before it even says "Authoress Babbles". Kay? Any questions class? No? Good! If there are, please don't hesitate to e-mail me or ask in the review if something is troubling you.
Please note that criticism is welcome... but not about my spelling, I already know about that. But please don't go screaming at me ether; it makes me feel bad that I pissed someone off. Just point it out nicely, please. Criticism helps me improve my weak spots, and I have many, sadly. But I'm improving, I swear!
WHEN I MEAN CRITICISM I MEAN FRIENDLY CRITISISM! NO FLAMES ALOUD! YOU DON'T WANT ME AS AN ENEMY!
And of course, complements are always welcome as well.
Oh yes Happy (almost) Holidays to you all!
This Chappy will mostly resolve around Kura-kun's POV. I feel sorry for not having him in a lot so think of it as see what's going on through his eyes, and what he dose to pass the time while Hyakuhei uses his body. Don't worry; there will be more on Yami and that stewardess, Ry, Malik and the dead duds, and maybe Ishy. I dunno. I'm just winging it at the moment. Oh yes, it's mostly dialogue.
~~~~
The seven curses of Egypt
Chapter five
"I'm pro anti. I'm anti-everything." ~ can't remember where I heard that.
Dedicated to: Blackcat212
~~~~
~~Bakura's POV (Heavy Hyakuhei dissing on Kura-kun's part and vice versa)~~
Boredom is a bad thing.
No, really it is. Especially when it concerns me. Sadly I am one who can rarely ever sit still for more that 45 second. Trust me, Ryou timed me, that's my best time. Amazing isn't it? Of course it is.
Hyakuhei seems to find it fun to torment me. You see, I'm not used to sharing anything. (Well Ryou's an exception, but I have had time to work on it. Honestly!) I mean... oh what's the point, you've all heard my rant more than once, why bore you with my sad little trilogy of life: My youth, My adult hood, My afterlife... sad hun? Yes. Not a happy life. I THOUGHT THE AFTERLIFE WAS SUPPOST TO BE GREAT!!!!! NOT THIS!!!!
Ugh... another thing, I swear I've been drugged by this guy. I only start talking to myself when:
A) I'm drunk
B) I'm drugged
C) I'm EXTREAMLY bored
Now the probabilities of it being (A) are highly unlikely. Why? Ryou is under aged. I'm not by a long shot. Back in Egypt, you could start drinking more when you can hold down three bottles of hard liquor. But, of course, THEY HAD TO CHANGE THE DAMNED FRIGGIN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!
Now the probabilities of it being (B) and (C) are more likely then it being just one of the two. I feel light headed (result of being drugged) and I'm tapping my fingers (result of being bored). And Hyakuhei probably took this to his advantage. Damn him! He's an opportunist! I hate them!
Wait...
I'm one too.
Damnit.
Well, I hate to admit it, but I'm worried about Ryou. I can't belive I let this guy take over my body! MY BODY!!! YOU HERE ME YOU POMPOUS JACK ASS!!!!!!! MY BODY! AS IN BAKURA, FORMER KING OF THIEVES AND ONLY KNOWN SURVIVOR OF THE KURU ERUNA MASSACRE!!!
|| Will you shut up know Yami no Bakura; your screaming is giving me a headache. ||
\\ No I will not shut up. \\
|| Do I have to make you? ||
\\ I'd love to see you try Jackass. \\
|| What is with the sudden colourful language? ||
\\ And what, pray tell, is with the formal pattern of speech? \\
|| Your doing it too... ||
\\ Well of course. During the show, you must have noticed my formal language. In stead of using 'What the fuck?' I used 'what is the meaning of this?' Further more, the authoress seems to think I picked up on the Canadian word of 'eh'. I don't use the word too much do I? \\
|| Your really weird you know that. ||
\\Yes I did. Thank-you for the compliment, but did you honestly think I never knew? \\
|| You seem dense enough. ||
\\ I'll pretend I never did hear that statement. \\
|| Will you just shut up? ||
\\ You know, you brought this upon your self by saying that the first time. \\
|| Stop trying to be smart. ||
\\ Oh but I'm not trying to be smart. I already am, so what's the point. I surly do have a higher IQ then you're peanut sized brain can comprehend. \\
|| EXCUSE ME??? ||
\ \Yes... \\
|| Your fake innocence disgusts me. ||
\\ Your welcome. \\
|| (Eyebrow twitches) Must you take everything I say with a sense of density? You act like an oblivious child. ||
\\ Who said I wasn't? \\
|| What are you implying? ||
\\ Stop trying to use big words to make you smart, you sound like an idiot. \\
|| What did that have to do with our previous conversation? ||
\\ Everything yet Nothing. \\
|| You confuse me. ||
\\ That's my job. \\
|| You are by far the most- ||
\\ Absolutely obnoxious, rude and impossible individual you have ever met? \\
|| Basically... ||
\\ Well then it seems I'm living up to my expectations. \\
|| If those are your expectations, then you'll get nowhere in life- ||
\\ Ah, ah. After life. \\
|| Whatever. You'll get nowhere. ||
\\ Must you take everything I say so seriously? It's what we call sarcasm. Let me spell it for you! S-A-R-C-A-S-M. Sarcasm. \\
|| So you do know how to spell. I'm impressed. ||
\\ Why? Because you can't? \\
|| That has nothing to do with it. ||
\\ You're just covering it up. Deep down, your still illiterate. \\
|| What was that? ||
\\ Oh nothing and yet everything that concerns you... \\
|| You are by far the most--||
\\ Will you shut up already? \\
|| I think I will. ||
\\ Good! \\
|| FINE! ||
\\ SO BE IT BASTARD! \\
|| Humph jerk... ||
\\ My insult was so better than yours. \\
|| Must you carry on with this childish banter? ||
\\ How bout you get your ass out of here? \\
|| I'm just about too... ||
~~Five minutes later~~
\\ Your still here. OUT! \\
|| Fine... ||
~~Yugi's POV~~
**At the airport**
Yami's been acting, a little out of the normal ever sense he's gotten of the airplane. I don't know if it's the airplane food or jet leg. Maybe a stewardess was bugging him. I don't know, but he's kinda jumpy, if you know what I mean.
**3rd person POV**
/ I'M NOT JUMPY! /
\ Yes you are Yami. You keep looking over your shoulder and every time you see someone with black hair you step back a bit. Are you traumatized or something? \
/ Of course not. I've been through much more "traumatizing" experiences than an airplane ride. If an airplane ride was "traumatizing" then Duelist kingdom and battle city are like... 1000 times worse. I mean it be that bad, I'd try too kill myself... again. /
\ Is there something your not telling me by any chance? When were you suicidal? \
/ I wasn't technically suicidal. I just "kinda" killed myself in order to save the world. /
\ Do you make a living out of that? \
/ What do you mean by that? /
\ If you were to be paid five million dollars for every time you had to "save the world" you'd have more money than what Kaiba makes in a day. \
/ You know, you sound like Yami no Bakura when you talk like that. /
\ Really!? That was the kinda tone I was aiming for. I play the roll of a sarcastic villain in a play I auditioned for. It is going to be held during the first day of school so I can't wait. Am I any good? \
/ Well, I wouldn't consider Yami Bakura a "villain anymore. He just likes to think that. /
\ Oh. So, who should I try to be then? \
/ Stick with Bakura. He's the only one you can act like without getting permanent brain damage or extreme trauma. No offence to Pegasus, Malik and Ishtar, but they all had something happen to them. They were kookoo. / Yami twirled his finger next to his head to emphasize his point.
\ What about Bandit Keith? He was a bad guy too. \
/ Yeah well you need to have a certain amount of stories written about you to be called a "villain". There's a difference between villain and pawn. And you need a certain amount of fic's written about you as a protagonist to become a protagonist. And yami Bakura has just made it. But don't tell him, he probably hates the idea. So he's our anti-protagonist who still is a protagonist. /
\You confuse me with you logic. \
/ But it's not mine. It's Kyoko's. /
\ Kyoko? \
/ Never mind, forget it. /
~~~~
That was a short chapter, but I wanted to get it out before the holidays so I cut it short.
Ok. REVIEW RESPONSES!
*Neko no Kage: I know I have humor. You've said it a lot. And what is it with bunnies!?! First Haku Bunny and now dust bunnies!?! And you like the over Africa part hun? Well of course the character was based after you!
*Blackcat 212: Don't hurt yourself
*Una1: No bad Una! Good Una! And you think my third person is good? THANKS! And no, I don't think anyone follows logic in any fic. I can confuse you. And the eye thing I stole from Tasha3. As for the Karaoke part, I couldn't resist. Of course there was a string of hilarious lines. There has to be. And Splat? Is it really that gross? I thought it was funny. But if you think about it in more depth, it kinda becomes gory. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY! I LIVED UP TO MY EXPECTATONS! THANK YOU!
Anonymous: Whats with the "Your grandma's house ain't haunted." line? Oi.
Kyoko: Well that's it. See you guys in January!
Bakura: I'm off to hibernate.
Kyoko: Since when did you become a bear?
Bakura: ha ha.
Ryou: (comes in with brightly coloured cloths on and sunglasses. Think Hawaii.) I'm migrating for the winter. I'll send you a post card from Hawaii.
Kyoko: And Ryou became a bird.
Ryou: With that comment maybe not.
Kyoko: NOOOOOO!!!!!!! I need more post cards! Gimmi!
Touzo: Well... Ja ne to you all and Happy holidays.
Kura: See you guys in January!
R E A D A N D R E V I E W
Yami: Please and thank you.
I'm going to cut the authoress notes short... (Sweat drops) if I can.
Well how is every one?
Muses: Mumble... snore... mumble
Oh right! I forgot! It's 6:00am in the morning and there NOT morning people. well maybe Touzo (formally known as Zoku, but I thought people would get him mixed up with Zoku Necrophadisu, more formally known as Zorky by me) because he's up ALL the time.
(We see Touzo sneaking around and we zoom in for a close up with the camera, but he puts his hand on the lens and glares at me and sneaks of again)
See what I mean? My muses are weird.
Muses: snore... we... snore... resent... snore... that...
Ok... I'm going to be putting the reviews at the end of the chapter because I'm a lazy ass all right. And plus I can't go losing my ingenious ideas of humoristic disaster and bizzare torment on Kura-kun's part. I have this fetish for torturing him in the weirdest ways... Don't tell him Shhhh!!!!!!
Oh yes! The further we get into the story... the humor will start to disengage. NOT INTERLY! I can't live without humor, but the story will get more serious and darker themed (ex: gore, death, murder and the like) ... hehehe... I mean what kinda humor story has gore and death? I mean honestly. I warn you. The warnings will be put right at the top... before it even says "Authoress Babbles". Kay? Any questions class? No? Good! If there are, please don't hesitate to e-mail me or ask in the review if something is troubling you.
Please note that criticism is welcome... but not about my spelling, I already know about that. But please don't go screaming at me ether; it makes me feel bad that I pissed someone off. Just point it out nicely, please. Criticism helps me improve my weak spots, and I have many, sadly. But I'm improving, I swear!
WHEN I MEAN CRITICISM I MEAN FRIENDLY CRITISISM! NO FLAMES ALOUD! YOU DON'T WANT ME AS AN ENEMY!
And of course, complements are always welcome as well.
Oh yes Happy (almost) Holidays to you all!
This Chappy will mostly resolve around Kura-kun's POV. I feel sorry for not having him in a lot so think of it as see what's going on through his eyes, and what he dose to pass the time while Hyakuhei uses his body. Don't worry; there will be more on Yami and that stewardess, Ry, Malik and the dead duds, and maybe Ishy. I dunno. I'm just winging it at the moment. Oh yes, it's mostly dialogue.
~~~~
The seven curses of Egypt
Chapter five
"I'm pro anti. I'm anti-everything." ~ can't remember where I heard that.
Dedicated to: Blackcat212
~~~~
~~Bakura's POV (Heavy Hyakuhei dissing on Kura-kun's part and vice versa)~~
Boredom is a bad thing.
No, really it is. Especially when it concerns me. Sadly I am one who can rarely ever sit still for more that 45 second. Trust me, Ryou timed me, that's my best time. Amazing isn't it? Of course it is.
Hyakuhei seems to find it fun to torment me. You see, I'm not used to sharing anything. (Well Ryou's an exception, but I have had time to work on it. Honestly!) I mean... oh what's the point, you've all heard my rant more than once, why bore you with my sad little trilogy of life: My youth, My adult hood, My afterlife... sad hun? Yes. Not a happy life. I THOUGHT THE AFTERLIFE WAS SUPPOST TO BE GREAT!!!!! NOT THIS!!!!
Ugh... another thing, I swear I've been drugged by this guy. I only start talking to myself when:
A) I'm drunk
B) I'm drugged
C) I'm EXTREAMLY bored
Now the probabilities of it being (A) are highly unlikely. Why? Ryou is under aged. I'm not by a long shot. Back in Egypt, you could start drinking more when you can hold down three bottles of hard liquor. But, of course, THEY HAD TO CHANGE THE DAMNED FRIGGIN RULES!!!!!!!!!!!
Now the probabilities of it being (B) and (C) are more likely then it being just one of the two. I feel light headed (result of being drugged) and I'm tapping my fingers (result of being bored). And Hyakuhei probably took this to his advantage. Damn him! He's an opportunist! I hate them!
Wait...
I'm one too.
Damnit.
Well, I hate to admit it, but I'm worried about Ryou. I can't belive I let this guy take over my body! MY BODY!!! YOU HERE ME YOU POMPOUS JACK ASS!!!!!!! MY BODY! AS IN BAKURA, FORMER KING OF THIEVES AND ONLY KNOWN SURVIVOR OF THE KURU ERUNA MASSACRE!!!
|| Will you shut up know Yami no Bakura; your screaming is giving me a headache. ||
\\ No I will not shut up. \\
|| Do I have to make you? ||
\\ I'd love to see you try Jackass. \\
|| What is with the sudden colourful language? ||
\\ And what, pray tell, is with the formal pattern of speech? \\
|| Your doing it too... ||
\\ Well of course. During the show, you must have noticed my formal language. In stead of using 'What the fuck?' I used 'what is the meaning of this?' Further more, the authoress seems to think I picked up on the Canadian word of 'eh'. I don't use the word too much do I? \\
|| Your really weird you know that. ||
\\Yes I did. Thank-you for the compliment, but did you honestly think I never knew? \\
|| You seem dense enough. ||
\\ I'll pretend I never did hear that statement. \\
|| Will you just shut up? ||
\\ You know, you brought this upon your self by saying that the first time. \\
|| Stop trying to be smart. ||
\\ Oh but I'm not trying to be smart. I already am, so what's the point. I surly do have a higher IQ then you're peanut sized brain can comprehend. \\
|| EXCUSE ME??? ||
\ \Yes... \\
|| Your fake innocence disgusts me. ||
\\ Your welcome. \\
|| (Eyebrow twitches) Must you take everything I say with a sense of density? You act like an oblivious child. ||
\\ Who said I wasn't? \\
|| What are you implying? ||
\\ Stop trying to use big words to make you smart, you sound like an idiot. \\
|| What did that have to do with our previous conversation? ||
\\ Everything yet Nothing. \\
|| You confuse me. ||
\\ That's my job. \\
|| You are by far the most- ||
\\ Absolutely obnoxious, rude and impossible individual you have ever met? \\
|| Basically... ||
\\ Well then it seems I'm living up to my expectations. \\
|| If those are your expectations, then you'll get nowhere in life- ||
\\ Ah, ah. After life. \\
|| Whatever. You'll get nowhere. ||
\\ Must you take everything I say so seriously? It's what we call sarcasm. Let me spell it for you! S-A-R-C-A-S-M. Sarcasm. \\
|| So you do know how to spell. I'm impressed. ||
\\ Why? Because you can't? \\
|| That has nothing to do with it. ||
\\ You're just covering it up. Deep down, your still illiterate. \\
|| What was that? ||
\\ Oh nothing and yet everything that concerns you... \\
|| You are by far the most--||
\\ Will you shut up already? \\
|| I think I will. ||
\\ Good! \\
|| FINE! ||
\\ SO BE IT BASTARD! \\
|| Humph jerk... ||
\\ My insult was so better than yours. \\
|| Must you carry on with this childish banter? ||
\\ How bout you get your ass out of here? \\
|| I'm just about too... ||
~~Five minutes later~~
\\ Your still here. OUT! \\
|| Fine... ||
~~Yugi's POV~~
**At the airport**
Yami's been acting, a little out of the normal ever sense he's gotten of the airplane. I don't know if it's the airplane food or jet leg. Maybe a stewardess was bugging him. I don't know, but he's kinda jumpy, if you know what I mean.
**3rd person POV**
/ I'M NOT JUMPY! /
\ Yes you are Yami. You keep looking over your shoulder and every time you see someone with black hair you step back a bit. Are you traumatized or something? \
/ Of course not. I've been through much more "traumatizing" experiences than an airplane ride. If an airplane ride was "traumatizing" then Duelist kingdom and battle city are like... 1000 times worse. I mean it be that bad, I'd try too kill myself... again. /
\ Is there something your not telling me by any chance? When were you suicidal? \
/ I wasn't technically suicidal. I just "kinda" killed myself in order to save the world. /
\ Do you make a living out of that? \
/ What do you mean by that? /
\ If you were to be paid five million dollars for every time you had to "save the world" you'd have more money than what Kaiba makes in a day. \
/ You know, you sound like Yami no Bakura when you talk like that. /
\ Really!? That was the kinda tone I was aiming for. I play the roll of a sarcastic villain in a play I auditioned for. It is going to be held during the first day of school so I can't wait. Am I any good? \
/ Well, I wouldn't consider Yami Bakura a "villain anymore. He just likes to think that. /
\ Oh. So, who should I try to be then? \
/ Stick with Bakura. He's the only one you can act like without getting permanent brain damage or extreme trauma. No offence to Pegasus, Malik and Ishtar, but they all had something happen to them. They were kookoo. / Yami twirled his finger next to his head to emphasize his point.
\ What about Bandit Keith? He was a bad guy too. \
/ Yeah well you need to have a certain amount of stories written about you to be called a "villain". There's a difference between villain and pawn. And you need a certain amount of fic's written about you as a protagonist to become a protagonist. And yami Bakura has just made it. But don't tell him, he probably hates the idea. So he's our anti-protagonist who still is a protagonist. /
\You confuse me with you logic. \
/ But it's not mine. It's Kyoko's. /
\ Kyoko? \
/ Never mind, forget it. /
~~~~
That was a short chapter, but I wanted to get it out before the holidays so I cut it short.
Ok. REVIEW RESPONSES!
*Neko no Kage: I know I have humor. You've said it a lot. And what is it with bunnies!?! First Haku Bunny and now dust bunnies!?! And you like the over Africa part hun? Well of course the character was based after you!
*Blackcat 212: Don't hurt yourself
*Una1: No bad Una! Good Una! And you think my third person is good? THANKS! And no, I don't think anyone follows logic in any fic. I can confuse you. And the eye thing I stole from Tasha3. As for the Karaoke part, I couldn't resist. Of course there was a string of hilarious lines. There has to be. And Splat? Is it really that gross? I thought it was funny. But if you think about it in more depth, it kinda becomes gory. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY! I LIVED UP TO MY EXPECTATONS! THANK YOU!
Anonymous: Whats with the "Your grandma's house ain't haunted." line? Oi.
Kyoko: Well that's it. See you guys in January!
Bakura: I'm off to hibernate.
Kyoko: Since when did you become a bear?
Bakura: ha ha.
Ryou: (comes in with brightly coloured cloths on and sunglasses. Think Hawaii.) I'm migrating for the winter. I'll send you a post card from Hawaii.
Kyoko: And Ryou became a bird.
Ryou: With that comment maybe not.
Kyoko: NOOOOOO!!!!!!! I need more post cards! Gimmi!
Touzo: Well... Ja ne to you all and Happy holidays.
Kura: See you guys in January!
R E A D A N D R E V I E W
Yami: Please and thank you.