When Harry Gets Drunk
Chapter 2- In Front of Ron
Harry-drinks entire case of firewhiskey- (sorry for the repeat!)
Ron- Harry, I don't think you should do that…
Harry-drunk- Why do you care?
Ron- Because you're my friend.
Harry- OK! –begins to dance around-
Ron- Harry? Are you feeling ok…?
Harry- I'M GREAT! –begins to slam a pillow to his….you know-
Ron- Harry, what are you doing?
Harry- LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M BUSY WITH MY GIRLFRIEND!
Ron- Harry, first of all, you're going out with Malfoy, second of all that's a pillow.
Harry- Shut up! I'm busy with my girlfriend! –whispers to the pillow- it's ok Paikea…(heh heh got that from Whale Rider…) just ignore the weirdo…
Ron- You're calling me a weirdo? You're the one that's claiming to be going out with a pillow!
Harry-gasps- How dare you call her a pillow! –hugs the pillow- it's ok Paikea, he doesn't know what he's saying…
Ron- Yes! I do know what I'm saying! Harry, you are going out with Draco! This is a pillow! Not Malfoy!
Harry- Shut up Ronald Weasley!
Ron- Hey! Only my mother can call me by my full name!
Harry- whatever…
Draco-walks in- And what's going on here? –looks at Harry-gasps- Harry…how could you…?
Harry- How could I what?
Draco- How could you do that, with a pillow!
Harry- She's not a pillow! She's my girlfriend, Paikea!
Draco-runs off crying-
Harry- What the bloody hell is his problem?
Ron-' I'm out of here…
Harry- bye bye!
A/n end chapter 2. That wasn't the best chapter…next chapter, In Front of Hermione!