AN: Now for some more musical fun…

Chapter 3:

I Don't Know How to Play This

(Sung to 'I Don't Know How to Love Him' from Jesus Christ Superstar)

I don't know how to play this
How it goes, how to count it
I've lost my touch
Just lost my touch
In these past few days
When I've played my horn
It seems I really suck

I don't know how to take this
I don't see why it throws me
It's a song
Its just a song
And I've played so many
Songs before
In very many ways
It's just one more

Should I ask for help
Should I scream and shout
Should I smash my horn,
And let my feelings out?
I never thought I'd come to this
What's this all about?

Don't you think it's rather funny
I should be in this position
I'm the one
Who's always been
So calm, so cool
No music's fool
Playing every note
It scares me so

Should I ask for help?
Should I scream and shout?
Should I smash my horn,
And let my feelings out?
I never thought I'd come to this
What's this all about?

Yet if I took a lesson,
I'd be lost,
I'd be frightened
I couldn't cope
Just couldn't cope
I'd turn my head
I'd run away
I wouldn't want to go
It scares me so
What is that note?
Oh, I don't know!