Drunk
By: Evil Pureblood
This is a HG/SS pairing
The rules are : Hermione and Severus must run into each other and Severus must be drunk. And in some sort of way, Hermione must try to get Severus to quit his drinking habits. Instead, Hermione ends up drinking in the end with Severus.
Rating: R (just to be safe)
Genre: Romance with a slight bit of humour
Disclaimer: I own nothing of Harry Potter……….I wish I did.
Chapter 2. - Uninvited Guests
"'Mione! Where have you been! You didn't get………" Ron Weasley trailed off at the sight of Hermione pulling Professor Snape in behind her.
Hermione turned around to see Ron standing up from the big, red, squishy chair and Harry lying on the big couch staring at her and the professor as well.
"Oh, don't worry Ron. Severus and I came back here to have a good shag……..or two." she said jokingly.
Ron's ears grew bright red with fury. While Harry snickered on the couch.
"Now, if you don't mind Ron, I'm going to take Sevvy upstairs and show him how to have a good time." she said now smiling.
Harry couldn't contain it any longer and burst out laughing. Ron now looked like he was going to explode with anger and attack Snape.
"Ron, I was joking." Hermione whispered to him. Snape was sitting in the chair across from Ron and Hermione. "Listen, he thinks that I brought him here so we can shag. I brought him here so he could sleep. I wouldn't want him to pass out at the top of a staircase."
"So, 'Mione, you're saying that Snape is drunk, and he thinks that you brought him here to shag? But he's really here to sleep it off?" Harry asked/
"Yes, that's about right."
"But Hermione, why don't you use the sobering charm on him so he can go back to the dungeons?" asked Ron.
Hermione sighed loudly. "So that way, when he wakes up in the morning I can give him hell for hitting on me in the hallway."
"'Mione! What did he do to you?" Ron asked with a shocked tone.
"Nothing" she replied innocently.
"Bullocks."
"I'm serious, Ronald."
Then, Harry interjected, "Then, 'Mione, why is you skirt lifted in the back?"
"What?" she looked down and quickly adjusted her skirt.
"'Mione, he did something." Ron said angrily.
"He just touched me. That's all." she said hesitantly.
"This is a nice conversation and all but Hermione and I have a few things to do. So, will you two please leave?" asked a very drunken Snape.
"Please, you guys. I have to get him to bed."
"Where are you going to sleep?" Ron questioned.
"I'm going to sleep on the couch. I promise I won't let him do anything to me." she said, ushering them out into the hallway.
Hermione turned around to see Snape looking at her with a mischievous grin. "Come, my love, take me to your bed chambers." Snape said holding his hand out to her.
Slightly mortified, Hermione slowly slipped her hand into his and interlocked their fingers. Then, she walked him up the staircase to her room.
As soon as the door closed behind them, Snape began to strip himself of his clothing. Hermione stood there for a minute watching him then took off her school robes and then, slowly pulling her tie off. By the time he was already in his boxers, she had unbuttoned her shirt all the way. Thinking quickly though, she pushed him down on her bed. Once his head hit the pillow, he was out like a light. Hermione quickly covered him up and placed his discarded clothes, which she had folded, on a chair across the room. She then put her clothes away and changed into her pyjamas.