Drunk

By: Evil Pureblood

This is a HG/SS pairing

The rules are : Hermione and Severus must run into each other and Severus must be drunk. And in some sort of way, Hermione must try to get Severus to quit his drinking habits. Instead, Hermione ends up drinking in the end with Severus.

Rating: R (just to be safe)

Genre: Romance with a slight bit of humour

Disclaimer: I own nothing of Harry Potter……….I wish I did.

Chapter 3 - It Happened In The Morning

The next morning, Severus Snape woke up. Automatically, he knew that he was not in his bed room. As he looked around, he realized that he was in a girls room, in nothing but his boxers.

'Who in the bloody hell would I sleep with in this school? This girl is very neat. Oh no. No! NO! NO! Not Hermione. She wouldn't.'

Just then, the bathroom door opened and Hermione Granger walked out, wearing muggle clothes, still drying her hair with a white towel.

Hermione smiled at the professor. "Good morning. Your clothes are on that chair." With that, she walked out of the room.

Severus quickly dressed and went down to her common room.

"Please, sit. Would you like a cup of tea?" she asked sweetly.

"No, I would not like a cup of tea. I would like an explanation of why I was in your bed!" he growled.

"Will you please sit down?" she asked again calmly.

Severus threw himself in a chair, crossed his arms over his chest and scowled at Hermione.

She smiled at him again. "How did you sleep?"

"I slept fine. Now will you please tell me what happened? I have things to do today."

"Everything else can wait. You have all weekend and it's about 8:30 anyways." she got up and went into her kitchen area for a moment and came back with a cup of black coffee and a cup of tea. "Here." she said, handing him the coffee.

"Thank you." he took the coffee and drank it.

After they finished drinking their coffee and tea, Severus asked once again, "Miss Granger, would you please inform me of what happened last night?"

"Professor, from this very second to the time you walk out of here, I don't care if you take house points from me, but I would prefer if you waited until I'm done speaking."

"Very well Miss Granger. Carry on." The room fell silent for a moment.

Hermione stood up and placed her hands on her hips, glaring at Snape.

'Oh, no. I did something.'

"I, professor, am appalled that you would do such a thing to me. I thought that you would do such a thing to me. I thought that you would have a little more sense than that………drunk or not!"

"I was drunk?" he asked with a small voice.

"Yes! How dare you, Severus Snape! How dare you grope at me in that hall! How dare you try to talk me into having sex with you! I had to run my friends out of here last night! I had to assure them that you wouldn't do anything to me so that they didn't have to stay! They were ready to beat you till you were black and blue! I hope you're happy because it was me who saved your arse! They thought that the two of us were going up to my room to shag! I hope you're happy! Now everyone's going to be asking me what it's like sleeping with a professor! And they'll probably spread rumours of how I may actually get my perfect grades! You could lose your job over this!"

"HERMIONE?"

She turned around to see Harry and Ron at the entrance.

"Get out!"

"'Mione! You're yelling at a teacher!" Ron said in disbelief.

"I said to get out Potter, Weasley!" she shouted once again at them.

She turned around and looked at Severus. Her eyes welled up with tears. Then, she realized what she had done. Slowly, she crumpled to the floor sobbing.

A/N: Thanks a bunches you guys! This is my first fanfic. If you have any ideas send them to me. Keep on reviewing and I'll keep writing. Happy reading!