Hello readers! This is my very first fanfic ever, so please excuse me if it sucks. LMAO Anyways, what happens when Tymmie –gasp- takes a bath? Not what would be expected, rest assured. Well, read on!
One
Tymmie was not happy. Not happy at all. You see, it was time for his annual bath, and Tymmie despised baths with every fiber of his being. Unfortunately for him, Stanton was going to kick him out of the squat if he didn't bathe.
Bummer, eh?
Where was I? Oh, yes, bath time.
Tymmie groaned as he gathered up his supplies.
"Let's see," he muttered, "Do I have everything?"
He looked at the stuff spread before him. There was a sponge, a washcloth, shampoo, and the ultimate evil; soap. Tymmie shuddered. Time to get this over with.
He inserted the plug into the tub and ran the water.
Sadly, he was unfamiliar with the mechanics of bathtubs, and didn't add hot water. Just cold. And we all know what that means.
"Fucking hell!" Tymmie screeched when he stuck a toe in the water.
Luckily for our hero, erm...villain, the little fairy of bath time appeared right about then. Fairies have no modesty, so it did not mind that Tymmie was completely butt-naked.
But, then again, neither would I. (wink-wink)
Anways, the fairy took pity on Tymmie and ran the water for him.
"Who…who are you?" Tymmie demanded in a shaky voice.
"I am the magical little fairy bath time. You see, I come whenever someone has absolutely no clue how to take a bath, but smells so foul that no other fairy will come to see them."
"So….you're a doodle?"
"Exactly-NO!" the fairy was a little annoyed at the idiocy that was Tymmie.
Tymmie just shrugged, "It was right on Spongebob."
The fairy now appeared to be fighting the urge to strangle Tymmie. I suppose that there is some little rule that states that mystical creatures are not permitted to suffocate annoying clients. Who knows?
"Well, little fairy dude, I have no more use for you. Begone!"
The fairy left, and Tymmie was forced to take his bath.
And this is where I leave you off. 1 I am too lazy to write more 2…..I forget.