Thanks Pink, and Orlando's gurl. Everyone knows about the California look don't they? White blonde hair and tanned legs? All my friends over here do anyway. Sorry about the dialogues, I'll try harder.

I don't know when I'll put this up I'm waiting for a few more reviews. I'm not getting as many as I was... If I write this out maybe I can get like two chapters up in a few hours succession. I'll try anyway.

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"We need to talk Harry" Harry stared at Luna, "No, no. Harry I like you." Harry looked at her sardonically; "I like you lots" Harry smiled,

"The feelings mutual then?" Luna returned his smile,

"Yes, mutual but what you've got to understand is I may look like one of those girls who'll have sex with anyone, anytime, anyplace but inside that's just not me!"

"Glad to hear it" Harry said slowly and unsurely. A Ravenclaw third year pushed past them, they were in a pretty much-deserted corridor except for the odd few,

"I like you though Harry. I think we have something..." She looked away dreamily,

"Well, would it be easier if" He paused, "Will you go out with me Luna?"

"Yes" Luna beamed at the wall behind Harry. She was still as pondering as before,

"That's good because your kiss is contagious." He pushed her against the wall and kissed her. She returned the kiss and Harry's hands fingered her long hair. They stopped for air every now and again but soon resumed they were practically about to strip each other off when:

"Harry, Luna! Stop that now!" Hermione's shrill voice broke through their kiss; they pulled apart guiltily. Draco stood there acting like he was disgusted,

"Appalling, Lovegood and Potter!" He said clicking his tongue,

"Screw you Malfoy!" Luna bit back harshly, Malfoy merely looked at her. Harry put his hand round her back and she did a cute little smile,

"Luna, he's a friend now. He's said some shit in the past and acted like his wand was up his arse and not in his hand but I can assure you he's joking" Harry clasped for her hand and gave it a reassuring squeeze,

"Well..." She started dubiously but Malfoy cut in,

"You should trust Harry" She looked at Harry and her wrapped his arms round her, Malfoy coughed to get her attention back, "I was joking. I suppose I'll have to apologize for what I've said?"

"No" Luna said simply, gazing at the floor,

"No what?" Draco asked his voice incredulous,

"No need to apologise." She laughed gently but she said it as merely as before, Draco opened his mouth to speak but she waved the hand that wasn't clasped with Harry's, "If you apologize I have to apologize so it'll just be easier if we leave it." She shrugged, "Right?"

"Yes, right" Said Hermione poking Draco before he could argue, Luna laughed heartily,

"What?" Harry asked her,

"Are they going out? They look like it!" Harry shook his head,

"They're not" Harry said his face broke into a grin,

"Are you coming to potions or not?" Draco said his foot tapping impatiently,

"You go ahead" Harry smirked at Hermione and Draco, "I have some business that needs sorting"

"Sure... Business" Draco winked and yanked Hermione off with him before she had a go at him,

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"She must be psychic" Hermione hissed at Draco sounding just like the late Crookshanks. Crookshanks had, had a very disastrous accident involving somebody giving the fuzzball some alcohol instead of milk. All that was left of the poor cat was bright orange hair rather like Ron's,

"I've always thought she was like Trewlawney..." Hermione slapped him playfully,

"You want some Draco? You want me to give it to you rough again?" said Draco pushing Hermione against the wall much like Harry had done to Luna previously,

"I'd love some Draco, but we have a date with a pallid slime ball remember?" Draco slapped his hand to his head,

"Oh yeah, I totally forgot mother" said Draco shaking his head spastically,

"Come on" She dragged him to the potions room they had just slotted into the line when Snape flurried past them,

"In, get in!" He said hurriedly ushering them in. Hermione groaned; Harry was going to lose points again. She started to make her lonely way towards the back of the class when Draco grabbed her hand and sat her in between him and Blaise behind Pansy Parkinson and in front of Crabbe and Goyle.

"Why is she sat here Draco?" Pansy Parkinson turned round,

"Because she's a friend" At that Pansy sniggered at Draco,

"How can she be a friend? More like a pet!" She snorted like a pig,

"Shut it pug face or you will pay" Hermione spat at her,

"What you going to do? Blaise and Draco won't let you do anything" It was Hermione's turn to snort this time,

"What..."

"Miss Granger and Miss Parkinson kindly stop your little spat so we can get on with today's lesson"

"Yessir" Hermione said quickly,

"Yes professor" Pansy said twirling some hair around her finger, Draco and Blaise shot each other an incredulous look and Hermione looked at them confused, Blaise mouthed tell you later,

"Today we are going to be doing the protectivus draught, which is more commonly known as the?" He looked around, Hermione and Blaise both had their hands up limply. He looked at the pair,

"Granger?" It was one of the few times he ever asked her to answer a question, she was just about to speak when Harry burst through the door his lips looking rather swollen and his robes left slightly open,

"Glad you could join us Potter, I'll see you after the lesson along with Granger, Zabini, Malfoy, Finnegan, Thomas and Weasley. I think you all know what it's for. Yes, and for being late 20 points from gryffindor. Sit down" He glared at Harry, "Now Granger we were saying the protectivus draught is more commonly used and known for?"

"It's commonly known as the pregnancy test, it prevents the witch who drank it from becoming pregnant and if it is taken within 72 hours of the er... Incident it will have the same effect."

"Good Granger, it sounds as if it has come in use for you many times" Snape smirked malignantly at her Hermione now realized why he asked her. She could feel her cheeks becoming hot but Draco grabbed her hand under the table and held it hopefully giving her some comfort,

"The potion is most simple to make, even Longbottom could do it" He looked around at the group of students allowed into potions, most of the gryffindors had heard a rumour that Crabbe and Goyle were allowed in because a large amount of money had been donated to the upkeep of slytherins common room, unfortunately for Neville he had got in, not that he had wanted to, "The instruction will be on the board," he called out the groups after Crabbe, Goyle and Pansssy, came Potter, Zabini and Malfoy. Hermione looked like a deer in the headlamps, and finally came "Thomas, Weasley and finally Miss. Granger our expert" He put a strain on the word expert then clapped ordering them to get moving. Hermione bit her lip as Harry came over,

There was much whispered discussion of "unfair..." and "he did it on purpose" between Harry, Blaise and Malfoy,

"Whatever guys," With that Hermione picked up her bag and walked off to the seventh year storeroom to grab her cauldron, she took it and Ron walked behind her,

"We're using yours then" He said gruffly,

"Yes" Hermione pushed past him and went to sit with Dean Thomas; she made a point of sitting opposite the two boys,

"Hermione?" Ron said gently as she slammed the cauldron down,

"What Ron? What?" She said flustered she looked up at him,

"I'm sorry about what I said"

"Okay Ron"

"He is Hermione"

"Whatever!" Hermione said loudly causing the gryffindors near to give her sharp looks but go back to making her potions after a few seconds after she gave them bitter looks back,

"Ron" said Dean, "She's just a slut good for a quick screwing now and again, don't waste your time mate" He clapped Ron on the back, Hermione smiled,

"Sure sugar, sure" She spoke seductively to Dean, and rubbed her shoeless foot up his leg until it reached his thigh where she slowly varied the pressure, Dean was looking rather hot under the collar at this point. Hermione turned to where Harry, Blaise and Malfoy were sitting and gave them all a wink, Draco looked at Dean and then to Hermione. Hermione shrugged and licked her lips before quickly turning back round. She looked at the cauldron and started finely chopping lemon grass root, "How do you like that then?" She addressed to Dean,

"Like what?" Said Ron dumbly,

"Nothing, nothing" Hermione purred gently, she slowly slid her foot back down Dean's leg and returned it to her shoes, "Ron I need some help chopping this lemon grass root, I'm not good with knives you do it" She gave him a small smile and he jumped out of his chair and budged her along,

"Right," Said Dean, "Anything I can do?"

"Yes grab some salamanders blood and pomegranate seeds from the stock cupboard and I'll fetch a smaller cauldron for the mixing" She stood up and went to grab a smaller cauldron, she got back at the same time as Dean,

"Hermione I've done that, anything else?" Hermione nodded and pointed to the second row of the board,

"Rosetunnelin stems from the stock cupboard they need to be finely chopped too" Hermione nodded as Ron went off,

"Hermione?" Dean tapped her, "What was that about earlier?"

"What you didn't like it?" Hermione pouted and crossed her arms like a baby,

"No, no, no I loved it" Dean said hurriedly, Hermione's face lit up Ron was nearly back,

"There's no need to worry then" Dean started to speak, "Ah ah ahh," She waggled a finger at him and pointed to Ron, "Shut up now!" She started to put three drops of salamander's blood into the cauldron. She grabbed a pestle and mortar from her bag, and handed it to Dean, "Mangle up the pomegranate seed and some juice should come out too because they're from magical soil. I'll boil the salamanders blood and add burlap essence until it turns a violent yellow okay?" She waved a hand in front of Ron and Dean's face, "I said okay?"

"Okay Hermione" They both said,

"I'm trying to help the chances are this will come up in your NEWT so if you pay attention you might actually do well?"

"Right" Ron said,

"Okay" Said Dean, with each syllable he pounded the pomegranate seed then returned to normal mangling.

Hermione had just taken the violent yellow concoction of the fire when Blaise came over,

"Oh hello Blaise!" Hermione said brightly,

"Hermione the salamanders blood has turned green can you come over and help?"

"Add another drop of burlap essence and if it still doesn't change after a 10 or 20 seconds add another etcetera, etcetera until it turns unto this colour" She poked her bowl, Blaise nodded and turned. He hurried off and changed his nodding head into a shaking head.

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"Why isn't she coming?" Harry said quickly,

"She said if it turns green to add another drop" Blaise shook his head, "She didn't cotton on... Tut tut, she's rather slow today," The boys laughed,

"They better not be treating her bad or there will be hell to pay!" Draco said banging his fist against the potions desk.

He poured the violent yellow concoction into the big cauldron, then added the chopped up Rosetunnelin stems and lemon grass roots. Harry added some poppy seed skins and lavender oil. Finally Blaise added four drops of vanilla essence for taste, they needed to let it simmer for about five minutes, so they all leaned back in their chairs,

"I want your potions on my desk in ten minutes if it is not you will be getting no mark instead a detention" He pierced the class with a gaze and returned to Crabbe, Goyle and Pansy who were obviously struggling.

"I mean to say Harry," Blaise addressed Harry and Draco with a cool demeanour, "that us two are living it up aren't we? I mean we've got gorgeous girls, we get sex at least two to three times a week and a perfectly cushy relationships, and well who have Hermione and Draco got? No one right?" Draco opened his mouth to speak but Blaise put a finger to his own mouth and carried on "Yet they both live with each other, they're both really close so I'll bet anyone a few galleons that they'll be together in the near future" Harry smiled,

"I would bet Blaise" He spoke confidently almost as if he was slightly tipsy, "Godric knows I have the money but I agree with you!"

"And? So what if we are together anyway?"

"That would be great, it'd be like having a family, Harry and Luna, Me and Gin"

"And tonic" Draco said laughing with Harry,

"What to you mean antonic?" Blaise said baffled,

"He said and tonic" Draco cut over Harry:

"As in Gin and Tonic!" Said Draco, he and Harry cracked up again; Blaise shook his head,

"You two are crazy" He poured a sample of their potion and charmed their names onto it he left the two boys laughing and plonked it onto Snape's desk,

"Are you guys still laughing about that" The boys nodded, Harry had tears streaking down his face, "It wasn't even that funny," Blaise muttered.

"Oh god, only two minutes until we have to see Snape,"

"Wahoo!" Draco shouted,

"Is there a problem Mr. Malfoy?"

"Er... Well not really sir"

"Ok Malfoy. If you have not given your potions in do now and then clean up" After a few minutes of scourgifys and cauldron returning everyone was sat in their groups, "Everyone may go except those who I have asked to stay" The rest of the class fled the classroom it was now break and Snape had forgotten to give them homework,

"You are ALL required to come down to the dungeons for a Saturday detention"

"A WHAT!" Said Seamus Finnegan loudly,

"A Saturday detention it will last precisely ten hours anyone who does not show will be required to join me for another Saturday detention and another the week after, is that clear?" He shouted the word clear,

"Yes professor" They all said quickly,

"Good, you must understand what you did was very wrong and this detention is for you to learn your lesson, you will have nothing to do I will be down the hall marking papers"

"What do you mean by nothing to do?" Ron asked,

"You will be required to sit and do nothing"

"For ten hours!" Ron said,

"Yes, that is all" Snape walked out leaving the students left dumbfounded,

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Okay that wasn't a load but the next chapter will be based loosely around the movie the breakfast club. I read a fic that was dedicated to that recently and I rented it out and I'm going to base it around that.

If I don't get like more than three reviews I won't put the next chapter up, because there's got to be SOME mistakes you can comment on in this chapter or something you liked/didn't like so if you could all throw me a bone? Even if it's whether you liked it or hated it, I'd just really appreciate I suppose.

Thanks for reading,

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