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Miarae: Thanks for both reviews; I am slowly but surely reading your stories. Sorry it's taking so long. Socks are important!
Marina star: I understand what you're saying about the longer chapters, but it's either long chapter and wait a week or two, or maybe three knowing me. Or a short chapter and wait a few days. I'll try making my chapters longer but I like to get them up quick. Thanks for reviewing I'll try check woes of sadness out when I GET SOME TIME! Sorry, I'm like seriously getting annoyed at the lack of time I have these days with revision for stupid private school exams, homework and doing dumb stuff for my mum. Grrr.
Orlando's Gurl: Yeah, that was what I was thinking of doing but then it doesn't tie in with my original idea. So, if the truth or dare game goes all right they'll have another one then we'll have the question. See, worked out up in my head now, I'm loving your story by the way!
Darkraven-04: Thanks glad you like my story; I'll try check out Hermione's misery?
The True Englishman: Get writing your dumb chapter! Teehee, Glad you like the idea.
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Ammmmmmmy: Okay, you may NOT have reviewed but I'll leave a thank you. I don't have a clue of what is going on in your head but how would you weave a Harry/Hermione/Draco threesome into a story where everyone's coupled except Ron, Seamus and Dean, the resident Hogwarts morons! Any suggestions of how to get that in? Huh? Huh? Thought not. If you can find one though I would dearly love to hear it. Muahahahaaaaa.
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Last time: Draco complained about the state of the slytherin common room, and Hermione being desperate. They had sex and afterwards as they were naked on Draco's bed: Luna, Harry, Blaise and Ginny arrived after a quick fix of getting ready, resulting in Hermione being dressed without socks. Draco did his hair whilst Hermione went down to greet the others.
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"Hey Hermione, we all got changed." Luna said,
"Oh, one sec then. Make yourselves comfortable" She paused, "Oh... you already have, I'll tell Draco too" She started walking up the stairs whilst hollering: "DRACO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR UNIFORM OK?"
"OKAY THEN!" He yelled back.
Hermione ran into her room and grabbed some clothes. She had a black skirt on and some black fishnets. Her black painted toenails added a nice edge to the tights, underneath the fishnets she'd magically glued on the end of some skin coloured tights so her toes didn't poke out. She rifled around in her draws throwing them all out, she settled with a black top that was tiny and said "I'm the fat lady and I aint singing shit" on the front in white graffiti letters. She looked herself up and down in the mirror and smirked,
"Lookin' fine," The mirror said,
"Thanks" She waved her wand and tidied the clothes into the drawers, "See you, chat soon" With that she ran across the hallway into Draco's room. She smoothed her hand over the top of the covers to get rid of the creases, she was about to look for her socks. Then remembered her and Draco had guests. She walked down the stairs,
"Sorry about that, the mirror was being stupid again" She sat beside Draco and glanced at the bottles of wizard alcohol on the table, "Ready for some fun then?" She said with a smile, "Accio glasses" Some glasses flew out of a cupboard and she caught two, and the three quidditch players caught the others.
"I'm ready for a drink!" Ginny said, grabbing Vicious Vellendra's vilest and most vicious vodka and pouring herself a glass.
"Easy there soldier," Blaise grabbed some lemonade that was titled 'Ye Olde Lemonade' and added some to Ginny's glass. Most of the group doubted whether it would taste nice but Ginny seemed all right with it so everyone else added lemonade to their alcohol. Whether it was Old Ogden's firewhiskey, Vellendra's vilest vodka, Grizellda's grainy gin, or Rumplestiltskins raucous rum.
"So why are we here?" Luna asked after taking a sip of her rum and lemonade,
"Well" Hermione started giggling, "I thought we could play truth or dare" Hermione finished and Ginny squealed,
"I haven't played that for time!" She said loudly,
"Me neither" Was the general assent. Hermione beamed before taking a deep gulp of gin and lemonade.
"Well who should start?" Harry asked,
"I will!" Draco said, "Let me just do a truth spell on everyone" Everyone nodded, "Veridicita" Draco said and swirled his wand around. A dark blue mist engulfed the players, and then slowly seeped into their bodies, then they glowed blue for a few seconds. Everyone gazed at his or her hands but soon they returned to their normal colours.
"What will happen if we lie?" Luna asked,
"Well, the wand movement I did should turn you a different colour and then you can tell the truth or we'll give you a nice dare" Here, he paused for effect smirking he carried on, "But if I did the wand movement wrong you could get the feeling of someone tickling you until you decide to tell the truth" He waved his hands, "Either way it works"
"All righty then Draco" Hermione said, whilst pouring herself another glass of gin leaving less room for lemonade than in her last glass. "Go on then Draco" Hermione said,
"Right. Harry who did you lose it to?"
"It?" Harry turned green and started laughing hysterically,
"Ahh, that can happen" Draco murmured in an uncanny impression of Gilderoy Lockhart when he tried to fix Harry's broken bone but ended up ridding his whole right arm of bones.
"Ok, I know what you mean by it" Harry said in-between laughter, He turned back to his original state and stopped laughing, "It was Ginny" Ginny giggled, "Stop it!" He said Blaise looked slightly meek and slightly annoyed, Harry saw this, "It means nothing anymore Blaise chill"
Ginny laughed,
"Yeah, it's you I want" She rubbed a hand up his leg and everyone laughed,
"Seen as I answered I'll do the next one" Everyone nodded, "Why did you sod off with Thomas, Finnigan and Ron, Hermione?"
"I don't really know. I suppose I missed Ron, and let myself get carried away. I kind have liked Dean and he liked me too so... Well you know?"
"No, did you fuck Dean?" Draco said shortly,
"Ah ah Ahh, you have to wait for her next go!"
"Fine" Draco said scathingly,
"My go!" Hermione giggled, "Blaise, Truth or dare?"
"Dare" Blaise said quickly,
"Ooooh, Okay then" Hermione thought for a moment, "I dare you to........." She paused and looked confused, "Right I've got, me and Luna are going to take Ginny to my room and cover her with whipped cream" Luna looked happy at these, "Yeah, the spray cans so me and Luna can have fun squirting, and you have to lick it ALL off" Everyone giggled,
"Right come on Ginny" Luna grabbed Ginny's arm,
A faint I'll be sick was heard from Blaise as Hermione ran over to the cupboards and grabbed four cans of squirty cream,
"Why have we got squirty cream in our cupboard?" Draco asked, Hermione shrugged and ran upstairs after Luna and Ginny,
"Right" Luna said, "I think the best thing to do is you lie on the bed Ginny and we'll go out of the room and you can cover your bits and bobs with cream then we'll come back in and squirt the rest, we'll leave when Blaise manages to rid you of all the cream except the stuff that's keeping you decent" Ginny and Hermione nodded and laid the cans of cream on the bed,
"C'mon" Hermione pulled Luna down the stairs, "We'll go explain to Draco and everyone"
They explained and ran upstairs, Hermione knocked,
"I'm decent" Ginny called laughing, they went in and on Hermione's red satin bed sheets was Ginny mostly naked except for her "bits and bobs" which she'd covered with the white fluffy substance.
Hermione giggled,
"CREAM TIME!" She screamed and grabbed the cream, she held it like it was spray paint and started to squirt, Luna grabbed another can and started spraying up Ginny's legs,
"You have got smooth legs haven't you? Otherwise Blaise might be a bit... Turned off" Ginny giggled at what Luna said,
"Yeah, did a hair removing spell once you left"
Hermione nodded and carried on spraying she squirted Ginny some foamy snow-like lips and gave her a blob on her nose. Luna laughed and sprayed on some cloudy eyebrows. Hermione sprayed some cream at Luna's face; Luna squirted some down Hermione's top in retaliation. She squealed loudly. Hermione and Luna were in hysterics at Ginny,
"WE NEED CHERRIES!" Luna shouted and bolted down the stairs, with the cream still on her nose and cheeks, Hermione laughed,
"Where are your cherries?" Luna asked clutching her side with the pain from laughing so hard,
"In the same cupboard as you girls' sanity" He replied and the boys laughed, Luna brandished her can,
"WHERE?"
"Oh please don't squirt me..." Draco said platonically, Luna squirted some at him and laughed, he had a big white stripe across his chest, "ARGH I MEANT IT!" She flicked her finger up and down on the nozzle gathering a bit of cream on her finger, "IT'S IN THE TOP SHELF OF THE FAR RIGHT CUPBOARD!" Luna giggled, "Don't use them all, I like them when I'm peckish"
"Okay Dokey Drakie Wakie" Luna said grabbing the cherries from the shelf. She put the cream that was on her finger onto Harry's nose, thus making him squeal like a girl just as Draco had done. Then she squirted some in Blaise's hair. She ran upstairs with the cherries before the boys attacked; she flung open the door and slammed it behind her panting,
"I squirted them" Luna said, the blob of cream on her nose wobbling as her jaw moved. "You look creamy Hermione!" Ginny had obviously covered Hermione with cream but Ginny was more creamed up than Hermione and Luna put together anyway so it wasn't really revenge was it?
"Shat it you mappet!" Hermione said in a cockney accent, she squirted luna wildly with her can of cream.
She focused it back on Ginny and covered the remaining bits of Ginny, like her arms and around her navel. Ginny tried to look at her body from her lying down position on Hermione's bed,
"Don't it will fall off!" Hermione said, "It's a masterpiece, just needs final touches now!" Hermione grabbed some cherries from the bowl. There were some glacier cherries mixed in with a few fresh ones. Hermione started some high pitched screeching and giggled as Luna added Ginny some –
"Cherry nipples!" Hermione had to put the cherries down, for some reason she found this hilarious. Luna put a real cherry on ginny's nose. Ginny was sure she saw Luna slip something into her handbag.
'So Harry and Luna experiment with food eh? Sounds fun!' Ginny thought whislt trying to look at her cloudy white body.
"Ahh, la crème de la crème!" Hermione announced in a seductive French accent,
"Oui, shall we fetch le garcons?" Luna said, in a rather rusty French accent, yet sexy all the same.
"Ahh oui ma cherie!"
They ran out of the room, leaving a bewildered, creamy Ginny behind on the bed still giggling like Lavender and Parvati, in fourth year when they found out Pansy Parkinson had accidentally turned her hair green.
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Anyone got any ideas? TELL ME THEM. Otherwise this story may be a rather more than a little bit shit.
Went to see the casualties!!! On their front line world tour they were fucking awesome! No joke, awesome. A-W-E-S-O-M-E! I have a lot of plans for a sequel to this, but don't worry I won't give up on this part of their "journey". I can still remember my religious studies teacher rambling on about life being a journey. What a bore. Right well ma cheries, I shall get the next chapter up as soon as I can. I'm currently being the lazy fuck to even laze on this earth. Well, cries dramatically UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!
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