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Toms sugamama: Nice name! A foursome. Gosh it's like I have perverts inside my head screaming stuff! Teehee, thanks for the review though

Bo-the-bear: Ok, running round the grounds naked it would be hard to put in but I could try sounds funny! And, strip truth or dare sounds cool so I'll probably do that later on. Thanks for the ideas you rock

Miarae: The he was Draco. It did kind of say underneath when she asked him again but it wasn't as clear as it could've been. Sowwy! Your idea didn't suck; I've already found a way of putting it in it can mouldddd into the story really well. It fits!

Orlando's Gurl: Thanks for the review Hun!

Mistress-0f-the-dragon: I know Draco rules, and I'm glad you liked the chappie, the squirty cream cherry thing made me laugh when I thought of it, when I put it in I thought it might have sounded a bit weird but it went all right. Thanks for the review.

Meheehee: I am updating now, thanks for the review.

Queen of serpents: Cheers, I'll check out your story when I have time it had likeeeeeeeee loads of words though. That sounds so pathetic, but I'll check it out when I you know.... Have time what'll probably be in a few eons ok? Herm stripping, maybe for Draco later on big obvious wink

SOPHS: Cheers, the end is ages away. Though at the moment (I think) I'm going to have two sections. Like the Hogwarts section, for all the people who like Hogwarts then I'm going to try to write out a bit of like after they left. But, I'm only going to try if it doesn't work I'm just going to leave it as it is.

zach rock: Wow, that was a nice review, I was beaming when I got it. I'm glad you really got into it. Hope you check it out again.

Ammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy? Where are you? E-mail me! Loneliness whines you better come online soon you big muffin head!

Ohm, 106 reviews. HAPPINESS. God talk about psycho me, Okay I love you all so much. And thanks for your suggestions and ideas, means much!

And people, if you like psycho stories check out Griffen's Graveyard Goth it is AWESOME. As are Ammmmmmmy's (seven m's) stories.

Onto the story, most of you probably skipped all the thank yous, but it's nice for people to know their appreciated and loved much!

Last chapter: The "posse" (haha, I'm so hyper) got drinking. Draco did a truth spell on them so they changed colour and it felt as if some was tickling them when they lied. Luna got a dare to spill blistering potion all over Snape (Damn why Sevvie, he's so fit and pale and greasy, and he and Hermione make such a CUTE couple cough Not really). Then Blaise got a dare to lick squirty cream off Ginny. SO the girls grabbed a few cans of cream and well.... Generally creamed around. And after adding a few cherries and having a cream fight. They went to fetch the boys.... What ever could happen next?

I have Christmas music on, and am taking phenoxymethylpen tabs because I have a problem with my throat. Clicks cheesily to the Christmas song

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"Woah!" Draco said as Hermione and Luna ran downstairs, "Creamy"

"If they're that creamy imagine how creamy Ginny will be eh?" Harry said,

"Stop talking about us like we're not here!" Luna said,

"C'mon guys!!! She's ready" Hermione had a glass of vodka in her hand, then she put it down as if thinking better of herself. She grabbed a few bottles instead, gin, rum, vodka and firewhiskey. All that was left on the table was the lemonade. "Fuck it" She muttered and ran upstairs.

"GINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY" She screamed, a sudden hyper spurt had come upon Hermione.

"MYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Ginny screamed back. Hermione was taking a swig of vodka,

"Man, that burns" Hermione said. Ginny nodded giggling,

"Hello!?!? Dare to be completed here" Draco said, they all burst out giggling and Hermione hiccupped,

"Want some anyone?" Hermione asked. Luna dashed forward and grabbed the firewhiskey. Draco seized the rum. Harry pilfered the Gin. "Couples have to share, so when Blaise and Ginny are... finished you have to give one of yours away," She said before taking another small swig of the liquid.

"No, nooooo, no!" Harry said, he waved his arm about energetically, "We can do a spell!"

"Oh yeah, we'll do a spell then ay?" Draco said pointing his finger as he spoke.

"Go on then Blaise, leave some cream in er... a few places and we'll leave the room" Luna cheered after she said this,

"OOOOooooOOOO, we need a commentary!" Hermione said. She had a manic glint in her eyes, but the group didn't know whether it was the alcohol or something else.

"I'll do it" Luna squealed,

"Ok Blaise, all set" Blaise nodded. He was straddling Ginny's feet, which luckily didn't have any cream on,

"On your marks, get set... LICK!" Luna hollered, hyperness and either tipsiness or drunkenness had set in for them all, except Ginny.

Blaise licked some cream of the very bottom of Ginny's leg and Ginny giggled,

"It tickles!" She screeched,

"Blaise is currently licking just above the ankles of Ginita Weasley in this cream licking, cherry picking, steam blowing, juices flowing"

Harry cut over her, "We get the point" He said nodding. Hermione and Draco giggled,

"Dare. Blaise obviously has tactics, start from the bottom that way he'll get less cream on himself, but undoubtedly he'll be COVERED in cream by the time he's finished" Luna caught the groups eyes. She looked over to the cream canisters they all nodded and she carried on, "He's on the knees now, he's a fast worker this one/ Obviously had a lot of practice using his tongue" She emphasized the word tongue,

Harry interrupted her again, "Luna, stop being so... Perverted" He chuckled,

"Sorry, I can't help it" Luna laughed, "Blaise is onto the thighs now, and what fine thighs he has himself, not as fine as my Harry's though" She stroked Harry's thighs and everyone laughed again, "They've obviously done this before, in Blaise's room perhaps. They're in a state of bliss, ecstasy, delight, pleasure, harmony, thrill, elation, rapture, seventh heav- "

"WE GET IT LUNA" They all shouted out. Except Ginny and Blaise who were rather into it now,

"Lust is one of the sins you know you two, your going to limbo" She did a little dance with this, "Ahh Blaise is onto the hips, he must be bursting with cream. And not just squirty" She winked. Hermione was having a fit of giggles, "Past the hips now, Woah! This boy is a genius, they must experiment with food a lot, the smutty pair" There was a pause when they all looked upon what they were doing and Luna took a guzzle of firewhiskey, "No... Blaise.... Blaise LEAVE THAT BIT" Blaise obeyed and moved to Ginny's shoulders, he'd had one cherry from her belly button. And if Luna hadn't told him to stop he would have had two more, two guesses where from.

"He's done the shoulder's but I think he's feeling a bit queasy now, someone pass that boy a drink" Hermione passed him the vodka bottle,

"Thanks" He took a few deep gulps and then poured some into Ginny's mouth,

"He's now feeding Ginny" Luna said,

"Thanks sugar plum," Ginny said seductively, everyone laughed they were all rather drunk now, "Ooooh, Feisty Blaise feisty." Blaise had taken the cherry of Ginny nose; he was now licking her arms at top speed. They obviously wanted to be alone but the group wasn't ready just yet.... Luna nodded to them all and they all grabbed the cans. Some were pretty much empty but still had a few dregs left they squirted the couple mercilessly.

"Okay we're leaving you guys now, come down when you've... finished the licking" Draco said, Harry put the firewhiskey down on the table after Luna passed it to him. They all ran out of them room and Hermione banged the door shut after her. They ran downstairs. Harry clumsily tripped down the last few and flew over the back of the sofa. He missed the cushions by a few inches and landed on the floor. Everyone laughed heavily, and Harry grabbed the rum off Luna and took lots before pulling himself onto the sofa,

"Do you realize how hammered us guys actually are?" Hermione said in a fluttery sort of voice. Harry hiccoughed. They all nodded,

"When those guys come back" Harry said, "We should play" He motioned with his index finger for them to come closer. They edged slightly closer. He did it again. And again the edge a bit closer. He did it again and Hermione and Draco stood up from the couch across and walked over. He did it again.

"Fuckin' hell Harry" Luna breathed out,

"Closer" He whispered, Draco and Hermione bent down. Hermione threw an arm around Draco and the edged a bit closer, "Little bit more" Harry said quietly, and Hermione shuffled her feet and fell onto Harry, Draco fell on top of Hermione. And Luna decided to belly dive on top of all of them.

"PILEEEEEEE ON" Luna screamed, and giggled hysterically for about three minutes solid.

"Lu'" Harry choked, "Kind of.... Squashed" Luna giggled and rolled off,

"Whoops" Hermione said as she rolled off after Draco,

"Anyway what could we play Hazza?" Draco said,

"Hazza?" Luna and Harry asked at the same time,

"Well you know Harry rhymes with Barry, and people call Barry, Bazza in London and some places like that"

"Cool Barry" Harry chuckled, "I could be called Harry Barry Potter Hotter"

"You could also be called moron" Luna slurred after putting the rum down,

"I love you too" Harry said, running together most of the words in the short sentence.

"Where's Blaise and Ginny?" Hermione asked, "stop drinking it all Draco!" Draco whipped his wand out and after a few attempts duplicated the bottle of rum again, and Harry whipped out his wand. After only two attempts he managed to duplicate it.

"In your bedroom" Luna laughed "They've just come out did you hear the door slam" They all giggled as Ginny and Blaise meandered down the stairs. Draco wolf whistled, and Blaise took a swig of the firewhiskey in his hand. He passed it to Ginny,

"You guys are sloshed" He threw himself into the armchair but missed and landed on the arm. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK" He jumped up and put his hands to his crotch, "MY FUCKIN' BALLS!" Draco and Harry inhaled,

"Pain" Draco said and Harry nodded, "I've done something like that before"

"I did it on a broomstick" Harry said grimacing,

"OOOoooooooooooooooooo" Draco winced, "I feel your pain"

Blaise skipped around a bit and Ginny patted him on the back. Blaise fell over,

"Clumsy ass" Luna muttered. Everyone was giggling by now. The boys were really chuckling even Blaise. Blaise and Ginny sat themselves in the armchair. Blaise sat on the armchair and Ginny curled up on Blaise. They looked rather smoochy. As did Harry and Luna. Luna had her head on Harry's shoulder and Harry had a hand on Luna's left breast. Draco and Hermione shared a withered look. And Hermione winked and licked her lips.

"On with the game then?" Blaise said, "My go, Hermione truth or dare?"

"Why is it always me?"

"Because it is-"

"STOP!" Harry shouted out, "Let's play strip truth or dare" He was slurring, they were all pretty shit faced, "If you don't want to do a dare or tell the truth you take off a piece of clothing" Everyone nodded and cheered,

"OK, truth or dare Herm?"

"Truth" Hermione said,

"Whom did you like" Hermione was worried because she couldn't lie and she'd have to say Draco or strip. Then they would probably guess anyway, "Before you came back to school this year, so last year and the start of the summer holidays"

Hermione giggled,

"I really liked Harry"

Harry grinned,

"I know you did" Harry chuckled,

"THAT IS SO TYPICAL OF YOU HERMIONE" Draco shouted and everyone raised his or her eyebrows at him, he got up and stormed up to his bedroom,

"What the fuck is up with him?" Hermione ran out of the room,

"I DON'T KNOW" She shouted, she turned black and started laughing, she thought whilst giggling, "He's jealous" She whispered so no one could here, but it worked. She did a small happy dance and ran into Draco's room, "What's up?" She asked and put her hand on his shoulder, 'Alcohol must have really bad effects on Draco' She thought to herself. He shrugged her hand off,

"I don't know why I did that sorry. I just don't think it's fair you always go on about guys in front of me. I don't bang on about everyone I've liked, nailed, kissed or done whatever with in front of you! And if I did it would PISS YOU OFF!" He was speaking loudly but the last few words he hollered at her, She put a silencing charm on the room.

"Draco, we've had loads to drink we're totally sloshed! Let's just forget about it and have fun"

"Fun? What do you mean fun? Hearing you RAMBLE on about JEFF, BILL, FRED, JACK, JOHN, SEAMUS, DEAN, LEE, ELLIOTT, HARRY, PETER, PAUL, GREG, ANDREW, LUKE, NEVILLE AND GOD KNOWS WHAT OTHER GUYS YOU'VE GOT OFF WITH! TRYING TO GET THE ALPHABET OF GUYS?"

"Draco calm down, they're getting suspicious" She pleaded,

"Hermione, they have nothing to be suspicious of!" Draco slurred

"Yes they do and you know it. You're over reacting" Hermione stumbled over her words, under the influence of the alcohol.

"Look, I know. Just shut up about Harry and every other guy. We need to go downstairs. We'll say we had an argument about Harry before you came" She nodded. "How I thought that up when I'm plastered I don't know"

"Me neither" Hermione slurred shaking her head.

"What happened you guys?" The two couples looked suspicious,

"We had a bit of an argument before you came" Hermione said, "It involved Harry a bit, nothing bad, it just probably got on Draco's nerves" Draco was drinking vodka, he nodded whilst gulping.

"Oh alright, we thought you guys were like together or something" Hermione laughed, but she or Draco didn't say anything though but the group took it as a no.

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I haven't finished the dares yet, but my throat is really killing me and I need to go buy some more ice cream, because I'm starved. And that's all I can eat. Muahahaha haha.

Well guys, thanks for the reviews. Miarae's idea is in there. Draco was weird because of the alcohol. I didn't want a full on fight, because then we wouldn't have got to play more dares. But, I think it worked. Please review with any ideas, thoughts, comments, criticisms etc.

Thanks for reading, specially the reviewers.

Mwah!

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