Koga and Ryoga, Nut Jobs and Girls

Jst 2 let u guys know, this fic is AU.

On a nice peaceful day in Tokyo (which is rare at times) a young ookami-youkai sits on the park bench and contemplates about his life.

"Hmm...everything seems to be going on fine except..."

The young wolf pictures an inu-hanyou holding a girl with black hair in his arms.

"ARGH! Why did she have to go to dog breath! She was suppose to be with me! AHHHHHH!" Koga was ruffling his black hair in frustration. Everything in his life was well... except for his love life. Just then something popped out of the bushes in front of him.

"WHERE THE HELL AM I NOW!"

Koga looked at the guy in front of him. He blinked. they guy had matching yellow and black ensemble. He could of sworn that he saw fangs in his mouth... but his didn't look like a youkai... but he could feel his battle aura rise a bit.

"Yo, buddy, you're in the park and would you mind keepin it down a bit? some of us are trying to think"

Ryoga looked at the guy in front of him. /Whoa! he has looks like a... like a wolf and his battle aura is different/ "Oh, sorry. Do you mind telling me where the Tendo Dojo is? I'm kinda lost."

Koga looked at the guy in front of him with a strange expression on his face. /Tendo Dojo huh? This guy a martial artist/ "sorry, can't help ya bud. You a martial artist?"

"Yeah, you can say that. I need to get to Akane"

"Akane? What's that? A food or something? A technique? Your woman?" Koga asked. /This dude a nut, he can't even find his woman's house! Then again, I don't even know where Kagome lives/

"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF AKANE LIKE THAT! DIE!" Ryoga charged towards Koga. Koga growled and moved out of the way missing the blow.

"Hey! Watch what you're doing! You gonna knock someone's head off!" /This guys' strong! His battle aura's off the roof/ Koga, who would normally take this guy on, decided to just make peace, he didn't have time for this but for Koga, making peace meant running away.

"COME BACK HERE AND FACE YOUR PUNISHMENT YOU COWARD!"

Ryoga began chasing Koga throughout the park trying to hit him but missing. Koga ran until he reached the edge of the lake, a smirk on his lips /I'll just let this nut fall into the lake and I'll be on my way/ "Hey buddy! Over here!"

Ryoga turned to Koga and began charging towards him. As soon as Ryoga got close, Koga leapt from his spot and Ryoga fell into the lake. Koga went to check if the guy was gone and he found no trace of him. He went to the edge and instead of finding the nut (Ryoga), there was a little black pig.

"What the?"

Koga picked up the pig. "Bwee! Bwee!" the pig was trying to swipe Koga's face. He also noticed that the pig was wearing a yellow and black bandana in it's neck. /That looks like the one on the nut's head...wait a minute.../

"Nut job? (hee hee) is that you?"

Chan stopped squirming and glared but nodded. Koga's eyes widened.

"You're not a demon, you're just a nut that doesn't know where his girlfriend lives and turns into a pig! Boy aren't you unlucky! Can you change back?"

Chan escaped Koga's hold, took a stick and began writing "Hot Water" in the soil. Koga read it and began to look for hot water.

Once that was over with, Koga poured the water on

Chan and changed back to the the nut (and fully clothed!), Ryoga. "How'd you do that?" Koga asked.

"I don't wanna talk about it. I really need to get to Akane"

"Who is this Akane person anyway?" Koga asked. Ryoga began to stutter.

"Sh Sh She's... ah...ah..."

Koga smirked. "I get it, you like her but she ain't yours. Am I right?"

Ryoga's face changed "yea... all because of Ranma Saotome... RANMA I'LL KILL YOU!" Ryoga clenched his fists and slammed them on the ground. Koga patted him on the back.

"Yea, I know ya feel, my woman is with mutt-face. You're not alone bud"

Ryoga calmed down a bit. "Thanks. Why do you want her so bad?" he asked.

"She's my woman, that's that. She would be with me now if it wasn't for Inuyasha, 'Bout you? Why do you like this Akane woman?"

"Well...ah, like what you said, I...uh..." Koga could see this guy struggling so he just let him off the hook. "don't need to answer, I get it"

"Oh. Thanks for helping me but I gotta go so see ya around" Ryoga got up and began to walk away.

"Hey bud! I didn't get your name!" Koga asked. Ryoga turned around and answered. The name clicked in Koga's head.

"I knew you looked familiar! It's me! Koga! Your cousin from your dad's side? remember? Last time I saw you, you had that happy face on your stomach!"

THE END

Bet you guys didn't expect that huh? N e wayz, running out of ideas, I need suggestions. Inuyasha and Ranma maybe? Let me know!