Thank you's: Warning there's a lot of 'em.
Evilpsychomaniac: Hello! I'll try making Draco less sissy, thanks for the review.
Miarae: It was meant to really be a bit of drunk... Weirdness. Meant to make people go wha'? Love you thanks for the review.
Mistress-0f-the-dragon: Glad you liked it, thanks for the review Hun!
DarkRaven-04: Yeah, that's how my mates and me act! I love your story!
Aross: I'll try slow down on the "good" parts. Thanks!
Queen of serpents: I know, I've got some stuff planned in my weird head. Taps head Pretty! Thanks, love ya'!
Bob-the-bear: Yeah, couldn't resist the strip truth or dare, what else could you do when you're totally hammered?
Prin69: I really hate Ron/Hermione, I don't know why! I just think they don't suit! Glad you liked it anyways though!
Marina star: Love the story; I'm making time to read stories. I need to lol! Cheers, glad you think my stories good.
Ana: I know it's cruel, but I'm just trying to get the chappies up, even if it takes loads of short chapters to do it. I'll get more feedback and ideas off people so I can add them in.
Orlando's Gurl: Draco isn't meant to be a sissy but I think his reaction was sooo camp! Maybe he just goes like that after he's been on the old bottle or two?!
Last time: They played strip truth or dare, after Blaise and Ginny had had some fun with cream. And they're TOTALLY smashed. Fun, fun, fun!
Okay, just a not because I didn't want to interrupt the story. Around about the crash bit, I was eating TUC crackers – and yes they were very nice.
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"Anyway my go!" Hermione shouted,
"Yeah" Everyone said,
"Harry, truth or dare?"
"Truth" He said,
"Which teacher, if you had to choose, do you fancy?" She slurred,
"Strip" He took off his t-shirt after unravelling himself from Luna.
"Ooooh" Luna said and ran her hands up and down his six pack, Hermione looked slightly repulsed but hid it. She hid it by grabbing a bottle of rum and taking a sip.
"My go" Said Harry pointing unsteadily at nothing in particular. Or if it was something you couldn't tell. "I question... Ma- Mal- Mald- no- Malroy- no, never minds. Draco! Truth or dare"
"Dare! No, truth, DARE! Truth, yes best be safe" Harry nodded. He opened his mouth to speak but was interrupted by a crash. Everyone slowly turned their heads in the direction of Blaise and Ginny; they had fallen onto the floor. They obviously couldn't tell for they were kissing rather madly on the floor.
"Maybe we should" Hermione hiccupped, "Carry this on another day?"
The others nodded, "Right" Hermione stumbled slightly as she stood up, she pulled Blaise and Ginny apart. "Hazza and Lulu, Draco's room,"
"Where am I going to sleep"
"Shhhhhh" Hermione said, with a finger to her lips, well she was aiming for her lips she managed to put a finger to her nose. "You'll find out!" She breathed, "Ginny and Blaisey you have permission to be in my bedroom, me and Draco will take the sofas"
"There's only one sofa" Harry slurred,
"He's got the chair then!" Hermione giggled,
"No fair!"
"Yeah, well we aint a couple, these guys are so they should get the beds. Just remember the silencing charms!" Draco and Hermione chuckled as the others stumbled off. Hermione walked over to the airing cupboard and grabbed two blankets and threw some pillows at Draco. Draco got one square in the face,
"Oi!" He shouted and Hermione giggled. She then grabbed some duvets and staggered over to the sofa.
"Ready for some fun!" Hermione did an ecstatic face,
"Looks like your sex face" Draco said pointing to her and widening his eyes. Hermione put the pillows on the floor and the blankets messily by them. She then put the duvet on top.
"I want to 'sleep'" She did the inverted commas sign with her fingers, "On the floor!"
"You're in for a rough night then baby" He said and pounced her to the floor. "Ready?"
"And waiting!" She exclaimed, "I know a useful spell!" She did a spell and a white beam spread out of her wand like a ribbon. She then drew an arch over the bed and the ribbon followed her wand. The whole bed was covered in a whitish light for a moment then it became faint and faded away.
"Nice one" Draco slurred, and took his top off.
"Ooooh!" Hermione giggled.
Draco took off her t-shirt, "You aint fat you know?" He slurred, Hermione nodded,
"I know! I'M PERFECT!" She shouted laughing her head off, Draco worked his magic with her fishnets and her skirt. Hermione started fiddling with his trousers, she wiggled her eyebrows at him and pulled the black material down. She let her finger curl around the waistband of his boxers and flicked them down. She bent over and started giving him head.
"Fuck!" He breathed out and put his hand to her hair. He pushed her head against him and she started to let her tongue work. She let her tongue flick and she sucked grabbing onto the small of his back with her hands. She could feel him throbbing inside her mouth. She slid up his body and he flipped her over so he was on top. He pulled her torso up slightly and flicked off her bra. He then flung the remainder of her clothes off and onto the floor at the bottom of the bed. He started to massage her chest and caressed her nipple like it was crystal.
"Ohhhhh, damnit Draco" Draco pulled her into a long kiss. Hermione for one didn't care how much alcohol she had, he would just have to deal.
Draco gave her a wink then decided the time fit. He thrust himself into her and she moaned loudly. Draco grinned and started to push himself in and out in a rhythm. Hermione thrust her hips forward every now and again.
"Yes DRACO!" She moaned again, louder. "FUCK MEEEEEEEEE" She said and came whilst he was inside her. He carried on pushing in and out, this time deeper. He grunted every now and again. Hermione kept moaning and calling out his name. He finally let himself go and Hermione called his name one last time before they fell asleep. Not another word was said, not even goodnight.
The morning light shone through, "Fuck me" Hermione muttered, and looked around. She was laid on the sofa. Harry, Blaise and Draco were sipping coffee in the remaining chairs. She put her head under the cover. She had a silky white night dress on. She couldn't remember what had happened last night; she seemed to remember giving Draco head. Logically, that probably led on to something else.
"Indeed" Blaise said staring at the lump under the cover,
"Bloody hell what time is it?"
"Not time for detention yet if that's what you're wondering" Harry answered,
"Oh damn, and I'm so looking forward to it" Hermione said sarcastically, they all laughed,
"We're going to leave the girl's in bed" Blaise said, "No point waking them up eh?" Hermione nodded
"We'll leave them a note" She replied, "I'm going to get dressed" She got up and crept up the stairs, he head was pounding against her skull. She crept into the room, she grabbed a black "leftover crack" tee and some ripped jeans. She thrust some new underwear on and the clothes she picked out. She brushed her hair in silence and put a finger to her lips to the mirror so it didn't talk. She applied some light make up. A bit of dusty grey eyeliner and eye shadow. She put some clear lip-gloss on and a dab of foundation. She expected herself in the mirror then put on some boots. They had metal buckles on them and some pretty lethal spikes. Despite this she managed to make no noise going down the stairs.
Draco had put away the covers; he was just closing the closet door.
"Better set off for the biggest time wasting experience ever then," Harry said in a would-be jaunty voice, except they all knew it was laced with sarcasm.
With that Hermione scribbled a not on a piece of parchment with a blue sparkly gel pen from the black bag on one of the surfaces in the mini kitchen. She let her pen fly across the paper the neat scrawl read:
Ginny, Lu
Got that stupid fucking detention with Snape. It's ten hours so feel free to roam around the common room, the passwords sugar Sherlock if you need to get back in.
Love Mia, Draco, Blaise and Harry xxx
She left it on the kitchen side propped against the wall,
"Right" She took up her black bag and ran out of the room,
"Why do you always carry that bag around?"
"I just do Draco!" Hermione replied to him,
"I meant to ask you, why was there a sock under the covers of your bed?"
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IT'S THE SOCK AGAIN! YAY!
I love writing about smashed people it's fun, fun, fun!
Huzzah to the strepsil junkies!!!!!