OMG! I CAME ON AND SAW 3 REVIEWS ALREADY! YEEHAW! Okay, that was weird...

Sorry, keeping you from the fan fic, shutting up.

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or the rest of the gang, but does that mean I can't kidnap them?

Miroku- "HELP! GET US OUT OF HERE!"

Shippou- "WHERE IS INUYASHA! WHY HASN'T HE COME YET?!"

Inuphinox - don't worry, he shall soon be joining us ( walks off with an evil grin )

CHAPTER TWO - Vanishing Winds

Kagome's mom latched up the door, while grandpa was praying for dear life. "Mom, why are we," thud. "OW! WHAT THE HELL?!"

Miss Higurashi turned on a flashlight, and the small, cramped, incubator of a basement was revealed. Kagome had walked straight into a wall.

"Nice move, sis." Sota said snickering. As brother and sister began to quarrel, and others joined in in the fighting, the siblings' mother turned on a battery radio to listen for when it would be that all of them could come up from the dungeon of a basement. Since the walls were a foot thick, it was very improbable that a person could hear anything from the outside world (A/N - duh). 'Please be soon,' she thought. 'It's like an oven down here!' She then quickly explained what on earth was happening. Kagome and Sota were panic stricken, while the others thought 'I wonder a future era tornado is?...'

Seconds became minutes, and minutes became hours, when finally Miss Higurashi gave the word of safe passage. During this time, the others down in the incubator had fought, learned how to play cards, and talked about things as far as Naraku to the absurdly too high food prices at theme parks (A/N - Me thinks that Inuyasha others had to first be informed about what the hell a theme park was)

The sun was setting outside, and to everyone's relief, the house was still intact. Only problem was to clean up the mess the window bursting made, to the fallen branches outside. But poor Sotas' cake was completely wrecked, along with several of the presents that had been brought for him. Inuyasha sensed sorrow and despair coming from him, and walked over to him. "It's okay, kid. I guess next time we come over, we'll be able to bring you presents from the feudal era, okay?" he said. (A/N - AWWWWW!)

"Okay." Sota said, his teary eyes lifting from their saddened state.

Miroku pulled Inuyasha over, "Inuyasha, do you think we should try to help out, or just go back?" he whispered. Inuyasha debated this in his head, but decided to take the lazy way out. "Nah, why should we?"

"Lazy bum."

"Perverted monk."

"Shut up."

"Like hell."

"F you."

"What does that mean?"

"I dunno. I heard Kagome say it once."

"Wow, that's descriptive."

"Inuyasha, I didn't know you had an expanded vocabulary." The hanyou simply growled, and walked over to Sango and Shippou to inform them that they were going to leave.

Incense burned slowly in a small room in an abandoned castle, as a boy no older than Sota sat in the lotus position. He suddenly snapped his gray-irised, red-pupiled eyes. "So, the famed Inuyasha believes he is going to go back to the feudal era, does he? I'd love to see him try...." he snickered to himself, before, getting up, and leaving the room, which was decorated with Japanese calligraphy of wind.

"Inuyasha, are you actually just going to leave my family and I here to try to clean all of this up?!" Kagome nearly screamed, as the hanyou and followers headed towards the well.

"Yup." he said.

"You lazy bum."

"Bossy wench."

"Selfish dog."

"Bitchy Brat." (A/N - bad move)

"Sit, boy!"

Crash.

Sango just rolled her eyes, and kept remembering that they DID secretly love each other. She and Miroku grabbed onto one of his kimonos' sleeves, and dragged him the rest of the way to the well. They opened they shrine doors, and dropped Inuyashas' kimono sleeves. "Ow..." he mumbled.

"Uh guys, what are you staring at?" Kagome said, walking up to the doorway. Her eyes popped fully open, and jaw dropped wide open. The well was gone.

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Ya, I know that wasn't a lengthy chapter, but I plan on writing for hours on end tomorrow, so you should expect one more.... Um... another word for long.... Whatever, I'll get to that later. In the mean time (opens a trunk, and dumps Kaede out of a huge sack into it, and closes it) my collection is coming along rather well.

But anyway, hints for next and future chapters:

Mall issues

Roller coasters

and Chemistry set gone boom

R AND R (please)