OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAHHHHH! LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY REVIEWS.... OH, SOMETHING SHINY!...

Inuphinox66 - Now, my sister WILL be joining me in moving Sango into her cage, wont you!?...

Irishwolf511 - SOOOOO CUUUUUTE! INUYASHA IS SO CUTE!

Myoga - I think we had better not tell Kagome about this....

Inuyasha - Umm, uh....

Inuphinox66 - (clasps forehead) (throws Sango into cage with Kikyo, locks it back up)

Sango - HELL NO! I AM NOT GOING TO BE IN A CAGE WITH THIS FREAKY WENCH!

Kikyo - I heard that

Ayame - WELL AT LEAST YOUR NOT ALWAYS BEING VIOLATED! (Glares coldly at Miroku)

Miroku - What?!

Inuphinox66 - I need earplugs...

Disclaimer - I do not own Inuyasha or the others.... Legally....

Inuyasha - I HEARD THAT!

CHAPTER FIVE - Reincarnations and Roller Coasters

"Ka-K-K-Kagome..." Inuyasha managed. His heart was beating out of control, and he could feel himself begin to sweat. Immediately he ran over to her, trying to find words to speak.

Of course, it's not as if she was having any better in talking to him. Every muscle in his torso could be seen, and she was nearly gasping for breath. She looked slightly up so that their eyes met. "H-Hi In-Inuyasha." she stuttered. 'Oh baka, he is... just.... ack, there isn't even a word for it!'

Miroku was stunned. His entire body was engulfed in the fantasy he just saw come true... (A/N - he thinks)

:fantasy:

Wind blew all around, making Sango's hair flutter faster than his stomach was. She pulled out her ponytail, flipped her hair around ever so slowly, and smiled welcomingly. Flashes of cameras were popping everywhere, as she hit a dramatic pose.

Sango looked over to Miroku, wind still blowing relentlessly. She bent over, outstretched her arm, and fingered for him to come closer, all the while winking at him. He followed her instructions...

: End of fantasy: (A/N - LOL!)

Sango stared blankly at the drooling Miroku in front of her, worried to move. However, not to talk, "Miroku, are you okay?"

Upon, hearing his name, Miroku snapped back into reality. "Uh, uh, um, yeah! I'm fine... as are you..." He reached out his hand, but was quickly slapped. "Thank you." Sango growled, walking back over to Miss Higurashi. She turned around to glare coldly at him, but it was actually another chance to look at him...

'So, Kagome thinks that she can have him all to herself, does she?... I'll soon change that...' one of the many girls outside the window thought. She walked into the store, looking innocent enough, before pretending to spot Kagome and Inuyasha. She flashed him a seductive smile, whilst walking over to the two (A/N - you have no idea how bad I wanted to write 'couple')

Inuyasha looked up just in time to see the smile this girl flashed him, and was stuck in place. Kagome instantly noticed this, and whirled around to see Chiaki Matsuda, the junior in her school who had nearly every guy throwing himself at her. "Shit..." she said under her breath.

"Sangarouka, I need to ask a favor of you..."

"Yes master?"

"Well, you know obviously about the people living within the shrine..."

"Morobuku, what do you think master Kamiko-Zephuru has in plan for the people of the shrine?" Inuyosuto asked, fiddling with his ramen (A/N - ironic). Nearby, Shipsaku was hacking into satellite databases and the typing sound was driving Inuyosuto crazy. (A/N - imagine Shippou hunched over a computer, using a footstool on a chair so he can reach the keyboard)

"In truth, I have no clue."

"Figures." he then remembered the question his master had only recently asked him. "Morobuku, master asked me what I knew about the people of the shrine. Do you have the feeling that something big is going on here?"

"If something big wasn't going on here, why do you think master would have me hacking into satellites to have surveillance over the house?" Shipsaku grunted, not even looking away from the laptop screen.

"True." Morobuku added, sipping his tea deeply.

"Well, yes, that is so, but what about the fact that he has forbidden us to look at them without his permission? I am starting to get curious..."

"Curiosity killed the cat, or in this case, the dog." Sangarouka said, entering the room. "Sangarouka, what did master Kamiko-Zephuru ask of you?" Inuyosuto asked, unwavering from his point of finding out what was going on.

"That is nothing of your concern, and I have been sworn to secrecy and silence about the matter." she said a little too well practiced. 'Now both she and master know something about those people, and I am going to find out...' Inuyosuto thought, returning to fiddling with his ramen.

"Hi Kagome! Who is this?" Chiaki asked, the peppiness immediately annoying Inuyasha (A/N - Thank Buddha).

"Oh, um..."Kagome began, attempting her hardest to keep the anger out of her voice. Miss Higurashi, luckily, immediately recognized the girl one of the school dances who was 'dancing' with about sixteen boys. Nearly bolting over to the unstable trio, she latched onto Inuyasha and Miroku. "Come on you guys, we have to go!" dragging the boys out of the store, with Sango and her roommate close behind.

Kagome sighed of relief, while Chiaki glared coldly towards her. 'You can't get away from me that easily every time, Higurashi. Next time I won't let it slide...' the seductive girl thought before leaving the store as well.

Once they all had returned to the SUV, "INUYASHA! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE STARING AT THAT HOR!" Kagome yelled with all of her might. Her mother had to reframe herself from yelling right along with her daughter, since she knew that what she said was true. "What do you mean, she seemed nice to m-..."

"WELL YA TO YOU! THAT'S THE ONE SHE'S AFTER!" Inuyasha raised an eyebrow. "Why do you care? Are you jealous Kagome?" She turned redder than Miroku's face after being slapped. "...No! It's just, uh...." Miss Higurashi decided to once again bail out her daughter. "So, do you guys think that you will like Okano's Palace?"

"Huh?" everyone in the car asked.

"Baka, do any of you even listen to me in my sane state? We're going to Okano's Palace."

"What's that?" Sango asked. "Is it where we have to kill some evil clan lord or something'?" Inuyasha asked. Kagome looked at him with the biggest grin in the world. "No, it's this brand new theme park that has been rated the best in all the orient!" she chirped, slightly jumping up and down with glee. That's when the stowaways revealed themselves. "AND WE'RE COMING TOO!" Sota and Shippou yelled, popping out of a large bag in the back. The SUV swerved out of control all around the street.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" was on everyone's lips as Miss Higurashi tried to regain control over the car and her heart. By the time that was accomplished, the SUV had taken out a mailbox, streetlight, dumpster, and had caused Inuyasha's hair to be thrown everywhere. No one spoke for the rest of the ride.

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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHHEHEHEHHE! (Cackling insanely) GOTTA LOVE IT!

Irishwolf511 - He's so cute!

Inuphinox66 - That's it (pulls out a sedated blow dart gun, darts her)

Irishwolf511 - (tumbles to the floor)

Inuyasha - Baka, that was annoying

Inuphinox66 - No really. I live with her, remember?

Totosai - Oi.

Inuphinox66 - Now, onto what I was saying, the next chapter is somewhat obvious for what is going to happen, except that there is also a water park at this place... fluff... (Strokes Kilala affectionately)

Sango - KILALA! HEY! WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING US OUT OF HERE!