Disclaimer: I do not own F-Zero, or any characters from it-(thank God)!
Okay…this is basically a really bad parody of "Grandma got run over by a raindeer" in
F-Zero form…"Grandma" and dr. Robert Stewart are old, so I guess it's kind of the same concept… Don't get mad at me because I forgot the main character's name…
(I came up with this in the middle of Math Class, so you can tell I was really bored when I came up with this…)
So, sit back, and enjoy my d up parody,
Dr. Stewart Got Run Over By a RacecarDr stewart got run a race car,
After winning lot's of prize money,
You might think there's no such guy as Zoda,
But as for me and Robert we believe-(chorus)
Did ya ever hear about the surgeon,
Who was so good he had to do it on himself,
You might think that's really really sick now,
But as for me and Robert, it makes us belch…
(chorus)
This made people like Jodi and Jack Levin,
Really(X4) sad,
But for people like Rick Wheeler,
It made him really, really mad…
(chours)
So Wheeler went after Zoda,
And finally put him in jail(boohoo)
Then the point of F-Zero ended,
And they took the show off the air…
Dr. stewart got run over by a racecar,
After winning lots of prize money,
You might think there's no such guy as Zoda,
But thanks to Rick Wheeler, he's deceased…
THE END