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Kagome - (bursts through door) YOUR INUYASHA!?!?!?!??!?! (Begins to slug punches at Rumiko Takahashi, who returns them)
Inuyasha - This is getting beyond the point.
Sango - (surrounded by Kikyo's ashes) You're telling me... that dumb wretch...
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(Btb, sry for all of the mistakes (grammatical and spelling) in the previous chapter. The computer died, so now I have to work with a computer that sucks on the whole spell check. You know, it's actually easier to read my stuff before I use the spell check tool on this thing... stupid Windows ME...)
(For added pleasure, go to , launch the anime jukebox, and read this first part while listening to music from Spirited Away, Dragon child)
CHAPTER NINE - Storms of Love and Fury
Kamiko-Zephuru paced down the hall of his castle, glaring in front of him. He was not happy. 'Inuyosuto, you baka-sama... you could have wrecked the whole plan! Now I have to start to use the wind orb early...' He thought angrily, turning a corner and entering a large room. He silently shut the door behind him, and walked over to the small table in the middle of the room. "Who needs technology when you have an orb of power?..."
Upon touching it, the whites of his eyes turned black, and the orb glowed. Instantly, the room became a hectic whirlwind. 'Now... winds of the world... unleash thine destructive power...'
"OH GREAT WINDS OF THE SEVEN WAYS, REVEAL YOURSELF IN BLOODY SHADES! BECOME AS ONE WITH THOUST HEART WITH HASTE, AND POWER BEYOND ALL OTHER THEE SHALL TASTE! REVEAL YON SELF TO THIS WORLD OF UNFIT LIFE, CAUSE THEM WITH ME TO CAUSE GREAT STRIFE! UNLOCK THE FORCES OF BLUSTER AND FEAR, FOR THEIR TIME OF TRIAL SHALL DRAW NEAR! BE ONE WITH THINE SOUL, AND MAKE YON TIDY KNOLL! WITH FEROCITY UNPARALLEL TO SUCH WAYS, REVEAL YOURSELF IN BLOODY SHADES!!!!!!!" Kamiko-Zephuru screamed at the top of his lungs. The castle exploded from the wind being exerted from within, causing the reincarnations to be thrown off into the forest nearby. The Wind Child gave no care however, and returned his focus to the orb coming closer to his chest. "REVEAL!"
The orb merged with his heart, and sent out a wave of wind that surpassed any speed recognizable on this planet. Nearby Mountains shattered into pebbles, and a lake close to him had its waters thrown from it as if it were a bowl filled with too much water. Clouds all around the world began to grow and turn dark. He plundered down to the earth. (A/N - creepy as hell)
-- With Inuyasha and others--
Inuyasha felt it. Something that was never supposed to occur just happened. It sent a great chill down his spine. But in a few hours, it faded from his mind. He was too preoccupied from what Miss Higurashi was trying to teach Miroku, Sango, and himself so that by this time next week, they could attend school with Kagome.
He walked out of the living room, and into the kitchen where Kagome was. "I get why you can't stand math so much now."
"SEE?! DIDN'T I TELL YOU IT WAS HARD?!"
--Time jump, two days from then --
"Ugh!" Kagome sighed, dropping her backpack, along with herself down to the ground after coming home from school. "We're in here, Kagome." She heard her mother say. While walking through the living room to the kitchen, she saw her brother watching the weather on the TV. The man was saying, "Since two days ago, I have been monitoring low pressure systems across the globe, and all of my meteorological affiliates in the United States, Europe, Asia, Africa, and Oceania agree that these systems have been rapidly growing, and forming beyond any type of an El Nino or La Nina surge yet on record..."
' Hmm, whatever.' she thought without much concern (A/N - this is a major hint to upcoming chapters), and continued to the kitchen. And walked straight into the chair right in front of the door. "OW!"
"Kagome, shh. They're taking a test."
"I now know why you hate these things too, wench."
Inuyasha was then whacked on the head with Miss Higurashi's cooking spoon, before being sat. Thud.
"Hey, what was that for?!"
"WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP?!" Miroku and Sango growled, then hunched back over paper packets. 'How am I ever going to get life back to normal around here?...' Kagome thought.
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"Um, Kagome?" Sango said, walking along with her friend on the sidewalk. They were going down to the mall (A/N - Why is it that when ever a girl is upset about something or my sisters anyway that they go to the mall? Sheesh, there is only so much you can do...) "Yeah?"
"Can you give me a better description on that boy who you literally bumped into at the mall last time?" Liar. She really wanted to get all of the dirt on what happened between Inuyasha and Kagome at the Midnight Waterfall thing (that night, Kagome had given a pretty short and biased view on things).
"Oh, Hojo... Well, he is this boy who goes to my school, and is the most popular for girls. Seriously, some people were actually throwing themselves at him. Sluts. Anyway, He has asked me out on a lot of dates, but I haven't stood him up once because Inuyasha always dragged me back to the Feudal Era. I'd like to see him try that now..."
"He really is a nice guy and all, but he-"
" Can't take a hint and is a royal dumb-ass. I remember that much."
"Wow, you certainly are picking up on this time's language."
"Your family has cable, remember."
"Oh yeah, that should be a good tutor." Then it hit her. "Wait, does Miroku know about this?"
"Inuyasha was supposed to tell him today after that hell-like test, why?"
Kagome's eyes shot straight open. She knew perfectly well what kind of vile, disgusting, and lecherous stuff could be on TV channels. "ACK! WE GOTTA GET BACK HOME!" she screamed, whirling around and sprinting back to the shrine. 'And with a cable TV in Sotas room provided with a locked door... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!' she thought. Sango just tried to catch up.
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"Kay-bul tuhl-ye-fis-shon? What in the seven hells is that?" Miroku asked the hanyou. "I dunno. Kagome just asked me to tell you about it." He picked back up the brochure about the cable network. "Our cable network is unlike any other. We provide crystal clear pictures, more than three hundred stations, and ... blah, blah, blah. This thing is useless." and chuck! , bye bye Mr. Brochure. "We'll just figure out how to use this thing on our own." Inuyasha said, heading up to Sotas room.
Miroku picked up the controller, and looked at it strangely. "Umm... what do I hit?"
"Do you really think I would know?"
"Fine I'll guess." he punched a random green button, and the TV turned on. Onto a station that has all of the other station names and what they are showing revolving around endlessly at the bottom of the screen. "Wow, this is so thrilling."
"Hit another button." And he did. Just as Kagome burst through the front door, she heard from Sotas room, "YAPPAPPAA, YAPPAPPAA, II-SHAN-TEN! YAPPAPPAA, YAPPAPPAA, HASHAGU KOI WA IKE NO KOI!!!! YAPPAPPAA, YAPPAPPAA, II-SHAN-TEN!!!! YAPPAPPAA, YAPPAPPAA, MUNE NO TAI WA DAKARETAI!!!! WAKE MO WAKARAZU NI ..." (A/N - Go Ranma ½)
The Hanyou and houshi went sailing out of the room from the blasts of sound, and became embedded further into the hallway wall more and more by each 'PA'.
Tzt.
And a fuse is blown.
Kagome, Sota, basically everyone left in the house ran up the stairs to see what happened. The two men were sprawled across the wall, and slowly peeled down from the vertical barrier. A perfect indentation had been created. "Oh boy.... I guess I'll be making a trip down to the hardware store.... "Miss Higurashi said, picking up her car keys and coffee, and headed out the door. They could easily hear her yell giddily as she swerved and sped down to Home Depot.
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See, now that, I didn't even plan. I was just listening to Ranma while typing, and heard the opening song, and poof, out came this. But hey, this is how it's supposed to work. Ya know, it seems all awful and creepy, but then something happens that has you rolling over with laughter. Which reminds me...
Only
in America....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can
buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in
America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens
to the counters.
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
Got ya laughing now?