When my friends befriend the YUGIOH characters, namely Lulu Shinigami befriends Tea.

By Alyssa-Anime-Angel

Alyssa: This is my revenge to my "friend" Lulu Shinigami whom you can read her fanfics from the link in my fav author's list. Note to self-put her in my fav author's list! Also my other friend Youko Demon, aka Della is in this and you can read her fanfic from the link in my fav author's list as well. Also I only know what cards are in Ryou's deck up to the end of the duelist kingdom and that I have made up my own duel monsters card called irresistible cuteness. Its mine and no body can use it but me!

WARNING BIG TEA BASHING.

Chapter 2 – Poor, poor Lulu.

Alyssa pressed a little button on a small remote she had hidden in her bra. Ryou watched as she pulled her hand out of her top and placed his head down trying to stop the blushing.

Just then there was a scream from the other room, the voice sounding oddly like Tea.

Meanwhile Joey and Tristan were pressing their ears against the locked door of Yugi's room.

"Oh and what are all these buckles for?"

"Um…I like them."

"Oh but I'm sure they are so constricting, how about we take them off."

"Um…hey watch it…what are you doing," this voice normally so deep, sounded very high pitched like he was in an awfully uncomfortable situation.

"Oh come on…hold still," this voice was so seductive so dominating.

However before Joey and Tristan could hear any more there was a high-pitched scream from another part of the room and they reluctantly went to look.

Tea was cowering back from Lulu who was throwing things across the room.

"My waffle maker, my waffle maker, my waffle maker, who took my waffle maker!"

She had failed to notice that there was a waffle maker sitting on the bench.

In another room in the house, "Now where were we?"

Ryou choked and sputtered out, "Um okay I play the man eater bug."

Ryou placed the card face down and Alyssa thought about this very carefully.

"Okay I play the magic card Reigeki which destroys not only the man eater bug but the two mouthed dragon…and now I play petit dragon in attack mode."

Ryou gaped and knowing that she was an expert duelist placed one card in defense mode.

Alyssa then picked up another card and smiled, "You should of attacked cause now I play irresistible cuteness which is a magic card that stops any monster that isn't cute from attacking petit dragon and also that petit dragon's attack points are raised to 3000."

"What?"

Alyssa smiled and Ryou drew his next card and placed it down on the field.

Alyssa then frowned and said, "Let's postpone this match hey, I think if we go into another of the rooms well get a big laugh."

"Okay?"

Alyssa kissed Ryou on the cheek and took his hand and almost dragged him into the other room.

Lulu was kissing the floor muttering, "My lovable waffle maker, my lovable waffle maker."

Alyssa started to giggle, "Hey where's Della," then thinking about this for a while and noticing that Yami was also missing she started to grin and said, "Well today has been fun, and thinking of fun where is Bakura?"

Tea said, "Hey will someone help me?"

Lulu was currently crawling towards Tea with a very strange look on her face.

Eveyone else replied, "Nah."

"I need to go pee pee," Lulu smiled.

Tea got a revolted look on her face.

"Come along Ryou lets go see if we can find your Yami."

Ryou followed Alyssa out of the room and they searched around the house until they went downstairs to the game shop.

Bakura was sitting on a stool in the middle of the room and was cuddling it, "so shiny, shiny, my precious, my precious."

"Ah right," Yugi said watching along with his Grandpa.

"Um Yugi why did you have to bring all these strange people into my house."

Alyssa then said, "Well I guess we now know where Yugi and Bakura are but where is Seto?"

Her question was then answered by two very frightened and angry brothers ran in panting.

Seto muttered, "A portal opened up out in the street and two girls fell through."

Alyssa said, "Hmm I guess that another two people got caught in the portal and were only just transported here."

It was then that a tall blue haired, green eyed girl wearing leather black pants and a tight black halter-top walked in and a small metallic blue haired girl with big red cats eyes followed her. The little girl was wearing long red jeans and a black top that read 'Demonised'. At the entrance of the young girl Seto and Mokuba's eyes grew wide and Seto pulled his little brother behind him.

"Mokuba Mokuba Mokuba!"

Alyssa smiled knowing who they were, "Hello Kael and Fox."

Fox noticed Alyssa holding Ryou's hand and smiled, "So you are the one responsible for this."

Alyssa nodded and Kael said, "Hey thanks Alyssa, I really did want to meet Mokuba."

It was then that Fox intervened, "Hey Alyssa do you happen to know where Malik is?"

Everyone but Alyssa gasped, "Malik?"

Alyssa said, "You could try looking in the phone book."

"Hey thanks. I get to meet Malik," she started to jump up and down on the spot with a huge grin on her face.

Yugi said, "It's upstairs."

Fox rushed upstairs in a blur and Alyssa said, "Okay now to deal with Kael and Mokuba. Mokuba some on out and meet Kael, she just really likes you so there is no need to be afraid…" but he didn't here that she added on the end 'much'.

Mokuba emerged from behind Seto and Alyssa said, "Mokuba meet Kael, she's your age so how about you show her around?"

Mokuba looked at her puppy dog eyes and though he realized what she was doing he couldn't resist them and nodded. Kael let out a squeak and grabbed his hand and pulled him out of the room.

Alyssa started to giggle and then Fox came running down the stairs and said, "I'm going to Malik's house."

Fox ran out the door but a second later came running back in, "Where's is Third Avenue?"

Seto said, "On the east side of town."

Fox was out in a blur and soon returned again, "Where is that?"

Alyssa then smiled and said, "Seto why don't you show Fox to Malik's house?"

Seto was about to refuse when Alyssa unleashed the awesome power of the PUPPY DOG EYES!"

He walked out the door and Fox followed repeating, "Hurry hurry hurry," all the way down the street.

Alyssa said, "Well I guess were just about all together now."

Nobody understood what she meant and perhaps that was for the better.

Just then Tea emerged from upstairs, "That was the worst experience of my life."

Alyssa smiled and turned around. She soon turned back and smiled as a loud thumping cam from up the stairs.

Lulu came galloping down the stairs and glomped Tea.

"Ahhhhh get her off me."

"IloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyou."

"Come on Ryou, Yugi and Grandpa. I am going to challenge somebody to a duel monsters battle."

They all followed her up the stairs and saw Joey and Tristan arm wrestling.

"On the other hand…"

Alyssa ran up to the two and said, "Okay I challenge you both to an arm wrestling match."

"Huh?"

"Joey your first."

Alyssa practically knocked Tristan out of the way and grabbed his hand.

The two started to try and push the other hand down and Alyssa smiled at him. Joey lost his focus and Alyssa won.

She then beat Tristan and Yugi in much the same way, of course it wasn't hard to beat Yugi.

Yugi muttered to Ryou, "Your girlfriend is very strange."

Ryou nodded and smiled at Alyssa, "I guess we're all a little strange though."

Bakura came running up the stairs with tears in his eyes.

"That creature broke my precious."

Alyssa walked up to Bakura and handed him something. She stepped back and everyone could see that Bakura was holding a very shiny, very large knife.

"So shiny, shiny, shiny, shiny, my precious."

Bakura started to laugh like an evil chipmunk on crack and everyone but Alyssa took a step back.

Alyssa patted him on the head and walked back to Ryou, "I'm not in the mood for any more battling."

She then grabbed a few machines like the toaster and waffle maker and torch and sat down and got to work.

Everyone watched her in anticipation and saw that she worked so fast that her new invention was created in les than five minutes.

"The…Oh Ryou what should I call it?"

Ryou had no idea what it was so he said, "The thingamajig."

Alyssa smiled and said, "Okay."

Alyssa hooked it up to the television and turned the two machines on.

She switched the channel to 99 and smiled as the real world came into view.

The television showed people watching them.

Alyssa smiled and said, "Wow I never thought my creation would work that good."

"Huh?"

"Everybody is watching us right now, okay so that's not quite true, there is a time delay of four seconds, but yes I created those large transdimensional viewers that allowed us to view what happened in this world."

"Right."

"Actually I have been thinking that…"

But she was cut off by a huge earthquake that knocked everyone off his or her feet.

"Well I guess that answers my question."

"What?"

"Well you see because of the disturbance that our presence has caused the world is becoming unbalanced, I can fix it but it will take awhile cause not only do I have to balance this realm but also the shadow realm. Its gonna take a lot of thinking and I think we will have a lot of surprises along the way."

"What do you mean Alyssa?" asked Ryou.

Again she was halted by disturbance, however his time it was a large sound like a battle cry.

Everyone looked out the window and saw the blue eyes white dragon fly past.

"Okay that's not good," said Yugi.

"No its not."

Alyssa: I don't own YUGIOH nor any of its characters but I do own myself and my friends and also the idea of the card irresistible cuteness. Don't own LOTR either. Also sorry to Kael who I had to give Mokuba cause she used to like him. The reason why is that she now likes Bakura and HE IS MINE. Sure I love Ryou but nobody is getting Bakura either.