You know what, I really want to kill the main people at fan fic . net at the moment, cause it's thanksgiving at 10:27, and I'm writing the seventeenth chapter, and I cant post it. This... Is.... frustrating....
ANYWAY! Howdy y'all down 'ere in Huntsville, Alabama. My grandparents live down in Huntsville, and my family (excluding my second, third, and fourth sisters, and my brother) are down here having Thanksgiving with them. My grandpa has cancer and all, so it's kinda required. Oi.
I don't like MSN. That is the internet service they have, AND IT IS SLOW BEYOND RECOGNITION!!! Seriously, out marching band moved quicker outside today in 26 degrees than this dumb computer. Ugh... I miss my lap top...
Disclaimer - (Shhh, Irishwolf511 is asleep right now, so I'm not going to go wake her up to type. I think she would crack my skull open with a blender) I dont own 'em. Duh. (AND THE SERIES IS NOT ENDING! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!)
(Near the end, I'll let you know when to start to listen to - go to ichigos . Com , go to anime, go to r, go to Ranma ½ , and click on the midi file Zettai! Part two)
(Near middle, go to ichigos, go to game, go to super smash bros, and play the midi file fountain of dreams. Another one will be under compositions as kawaii)
CHAPTER 17 - Bad Doggy! Sit!
"What the hell?!" Inuyasha grunted, coming out of his room. While walking down the hall, Kagome stuck her head out of her room. "What was that?" she looked at him meekly. "Are you going to go find out?"
"Stupid, what's it look like I'm doin?!" he jumped down the stairs, completely unaware of how Kagome's heart slowed so.
A rock with paper taped to it lay innocently in the front hallway. Of course, it would have been more innocent if there wasn't a huge hole in the front door.
The Hanyou picked up the paper, and read it to himself, You must be careful in what you do soon to come. Try to avoid trouble. Help might be on the way, but it will take time. Avoid storms at all cost. A What the hell?!
"Inuyasha…" He heard the miko call, "Can we come downstairs?"
"Keh, typical woman, it was nothing' but a rock."
Her heart fell down a little more. Why was it that when ever they had a good moment, the next day it seemed like he could care less if she died right there at that moment. It was so confusing to try to figure out how he felt for her.
- - time skip - -
"Now class, we have a new student here today," Kagome's home-room teacher gestured towards the scouring hanyou. His ears hurt under the hat. " Inuyasha Tetsusaiga. I want you all to give him a warm welcome... Umm, you can sit over there near Kagome." Inuyasha nodded, and walked over to the seat next to the love of his life. But it was just as unnerving as the day before when all of those people were staring at him, since every girl in the room was drooling. 'Damn, does this feel as awkward as hell…'
"Hi, Inuyasha!"
'Oh shit.'
Kagome popped about seven hundred million blood vessels as Chiaki walked over to 'her' man/dog/thing/whatever. "I was thinking that we could do something after school today, waddya think?" she chirped, completely ignoring the infuriated girl behind her. Oh, how she made a mistake. Kagome bent over in her chair, and began to untie Chiaki's shoe laces
" I'm really busy after school for the whole week, having a job 'n stuff." he said plainly. He could just barely hear an approving sound from Kagome. "Oh, well, how about this weekend?" Kagome growled, and sat back up in her seat.
"I- "
Ring. On to first period.
"Oh well, I guess we'll just have to finish this discussion later." she smiled, and took a step to leave the class room. Thud. Kagome had untied her shoelaces, and retied them to the opposite shoe. She smiled deviously at her rival, and walked out of the classroom. Inuyasha could only stare at where she had just left 'Whoa... Not a bad move to that annoying wretch…'
He stood up, and left to find where Kagome went off to, leaving Chiaki all to her lonesome. She glared at a boy who was looking at her. " WELL, ARE YOU JUST GONNA STARE AT ME ALL DAY, OR HELP ME UP?!"
(A/N - death to prissy girls. Ugh, they make me want to throw up)
- - time skip - -
Kagome frowned to herself. 'Why that little... slut! UGH! What did she think she was doing, going up to Inuyasha like he was her boyfriend?! Unless..." she shivered slightly. 'They had been having a good time at that café until I came in and... ' she trailed off, thinking of the awful memory. Kagome sighed sadly, and walked into her math class.
Inuyasha could still smell Kagome but it was almost impossible for him to actually find her in the crowded hallways of the High School. He growled out of frustration, and headed for his first period, Meteorology. Since he was seventeen (at least that would be if you subtract the fifty years pinned to the tree) he had to pose as a junior. Of course, he had no clue what a junior was, and the most he knew about Meteorology was that cloud equals rain.
"Ohayoo Gozaimasu (Good Morning) everyone!" The teacher said showing her previous intake of coffee. 'Oh shit.' Inuyasha thought, looking at his smiling teacher.
She looked down the attendance list, and her eyes suddenly went bug eyed. "We have a new student! Oh boy, how about you come up here so you can be properly introduced?" she fingered towards Inuyasha. He held back a gulp, and walked over to his hyper active teacher. "Everyone, this is Inuyasha Tetsusaiga. Inuyasha, I am
Sensei Buitekua. I want you all to give him a warm welcome!" she said peppily. It was really getting annoying.
As Inuyasha went back to his seat, he once again found eyes locked on him dreamily. ' What is with these people?! Can't they tell a lowly Hanyou when they see one!? '
"Now class, today we shall be doing a lab on the problems of C.F.C.'s and ozone destruction, and how these can cause havoc with global ocean currents, which as you should have read by now, have major influence over the weather. Get with two other people, take a lab procedure sheet up here, and get busy!"
Inuyasha understood about one half of that sentence.
While our half demon friend was trying to figure out what the teacher just said while being surrounded by all of the girls in the classroom, Kagome was trying to keep her spirits up in algebra class.
'Why am I even getting upset about this? I know that he's in love with Kikyo still...' she thought back to her romantic adversary kissing Inuyasha, and could only grimace. ' Oh... I have got to get a grip... But I can't... I mean, with Inuyasha doing those random kind things to me... like kissing me, Kami did that feel wonderful, how can I? Argh! You baka, you're supposed to be paying attention to the class!' she mentally thwacked herself in the head with a desk.
"Higurashi!" the teacher called out.
"Huh?"
"Answer this problem." he pointed to the mathematics that was on the board, which was way past her knowledge of two plus two.
'What the...? I don't have clue about any of this! What's that big checkmark thing for?!' "Uhh, fourteen X squared?"
"Correct. Now, let's continue with the lesson everyone..." she went back to the land of Inuyasha-ness.
- -place change - -
"Now move!" the coach yelled, blowing his whistle. 'That's an annoying invention...' Miroku resisted covering his ears.
The boys gym class headed over to the track to start running the five laps. But considering the amount of the houshi having to run from demons and demon exterminators alike, he didn't even break a sweat when he ran over the ending line.
The coach looked bug eyed at his stop watch. "What did you say your name was again?"
"Miroku Kakuyoshiyogi." the houshi was not happy with the last name Kagome had given him. (A/N - Kakuyoshiyogi is lecher in Japanese)
"You just broke the school record for the one kilometer dash! Would you like to join the track team?"
Miroku had no idea what that was, "Uh, sure." or of what he just got himself into.
By now, the rest of the class was hobbling around the last turn, panting like crazy. Wimps. "Get your butts over here!"
Once they finally made their way over to the class area/thing, "Now, we are going to be continuing our soccer program from last week. I understand that our new student Miroku has never played the game in his life, so who would like to show him the basics?"
Not a single hand went up. "Ugh, fine, random person... Uyuki Uyushi, go show him the ropes." A guy about the size of Miroku came out of his line, and picked a soccer ball off of the rack. "Where do you want us to practice?"
"Over there by the fence."
"'Kay."
On their way over, Miroku looked over to the girls class, and only then noticed that Sango was in there. He completely tripped over his own feet. 'Those are some pretty small pants...'
- p.o.v. change - -
"Now class, we have a new student today, Hirikotsu Sango. Would you like to come up here please?"
Sango noticed on her way to the front of the class that Chiaki and her little group were putting up make up. ' If only I could use my hirikotsu on them...'
"I want you all to make her feel welcome here." Sensei Kasai said, completely ignoring the fact that all of the girls were judging Sango at that very moment. "Thank you, you may go back to your spot, Sango."
As she filed back to her place, Sango noticed how Chiaki and company glared at her as if they were her superior. 'Good, I'd rather let myself be groped by Miroku than be seen with these hors... Did I just think that?! Oh Kami, what has gotten into me?!'
"Today class, you are going to be going through that obstacle course and I'll timing it." Sango's eyes immediately brightened. 'YES!!!! I love obstacle courses!' since she had to do so many of the training tools when she was learning to become a youkai exterminator, she had learned that they were actually really fun.
Sensei Kasai pointed to the course, which was not only on the other side of the 'gender fence' , it was just beyond the actual border fence of the boys side. "I want you over there in five minutes. Don't flirt too much."
'That is the obstacle course...' Sang glared at the assortment of crap. 'I did a course like this when I was four. There isn't a single spout of fire or anything!' she was completely disappointed.
While walking over to the mediocre course, she noticed Chiaki and company flirting their head off to the boys class. 'Sluts...'
It was also about then that she noticed Miroku off with someone else, bouncing a black and white ball up and down on his legs. She completely tripped over her own feet. 'Wow, he's a lot more muscular than I thought he was...'
Once getting over to the course, "Now... Chiaki, you go first, than Sango, then Kichira..." their teacher began calling off names to get into the line.
(Cue fountain of dreams)
After all of the girls took their places, "Ready Chiaki?" Sensei Kasai held up her stop watch. "And... go!!"
Chiaki dodged through the tires, going faster than Sango thought was possible for the slut. She then climbed the rope with difficulty, came back down and swung through trough the monkey bars. Once coming down from the metal rods, Chiaki dodged, slid, and jumped her way through the wooden block system at the end. The system had two wooden walls, and on the inside there were randomly placed wooden blocks that had to be dodged or ducked under or something to be able to reach the end.
After coming out of the wooden system, she ran back to the staring point (not through the course again). Sensei Kasai clicked the stop watch once the slut ran past her. "Not bad, 1:56:38. Next!"
Sango readied herself at the starting platform, and waited for the signal...
"GO!"
She bolted through the tires, giving no one any time to blink before she started climbing the rope with ease. She had once had to do a course much like this, only that the tires had been impaling spikes randomly coming out of the ground, and the rope had been a vertical cliff. This was a piece of sushi.
"This is impossible... " teacher said, looking at her stop watch. Only ten seconds had passed when Sango jumped down from climbing the rope.
She headed straight for the monkey bars, and jumped straight onto the first bar from the ground. This was something she had never done before, but got the hang of it after taking her first swing. Near the end of the bars, her hand slipped, but Sango quickly flipped her body and recaught the bar. 'Whew, that was too close...'
Sango jumped down from the bars, and bolted straight into the block system. It was about now that the entire boys class was watching. Miroku included.
"That's my Sango..." he said involuntarily. Uyuki looked at wide eyed. "That's your girlfriend?!"
He had no clue what that was, but assumed that it was a good thing. "Uh, yeah."
"Smooth."
"Huh?"
Back with Sango. She had ducked and slid straight under the first few blocks, but now she was having to latch onto one, spin on it, and launch herself over another higher one. Oooo, Ahhh, clap, clap, clap.
It was the final block, but it was extremely high up, and the only ways to get around it were to shimmy through the small space that it left between the opposite wall (which is what Chiaki did) , or to get over it. She chose the second option.
Sango jumped at one of the walls, and sprung straight back off it, going higher than her foe of a block. But just to add some flare, she did a tucked flip over the top, and landed at a forty-five degree angle, and sprinted toward the starting point. Sensei could barely keep herself from cheering encouragement right along with most of the other girls in the class.
She stopped the watch the moment the youkai exterminator touched the ending point. "Oh... Kami.... you just broke the district record... you just did that course in 19:07:01!!"
- - time place change - - (lunch) (cue Kawaii)
"So, what have you guys gone through so far?" Kagome asked, taking a sip of her soda. She had taken them all to WacDnlds (A/N - They had some bad translation there) , and was thankful beyond recognition that Eri, Ayumi and such were out sick that day. Ironic that one of the days she manages to get to school, they are all out sick.
"What the hell are C.F.C.'s , the ozone layer, ocean currents, and pythagrium's theorem?!" Inuyasha burst out, and Kagome couldn't help but laugh. He was always his cutest when he was confused, and she knew that if he weren't wearing that hat, his ears would be pressed flat against his head.
"Some stuff that used to be used in refrigerators, a part of the atmosphere, underwater rivers, and a bunch of numbers."
"Feh." in other words thanks. She sighed inwardly.
"I joined the track team... whatever that is..."
"Oh Kami..." Kagome had heard about the instructor for the team, and he had been dubbed Satan's son.
"I did a obstacle course, but it was really dull..."
"No spouts of fire?"
"Not a single one! I mean seriously, I did something like that when I was four!"
Kagome smiled. She looked out the window, only to see Chiaki turning the corner and coming down the street. "Oh shit..."
"What, is there a demon or something?" Inuyasha asked, unable to hide the excitement in his voice.
"No, It's Chiaki!"
"Damn, doesn't that slut take a hint?!" he looked up to see Kagome beaming. "What?"
"I didn't know that you thought of her as a slut."
"That, and a hor that smells bad." He noticed how her smile got wider, and she bent down and hugged him. Out came the blush. 'Hmm, this could be useful tool in the future...'
Sango popped her index finger in the air, and looked like she wanted to say Eureka! And in a second, "Eureka!"
"What?"
"I know just the plan to douse her fire." she went over to Kagome, and whispered the plan in her ear. Of course, she whispered it loud enough so that everyone could hear it. Both Inuyasha's and Kagome's faces' turned fire red. Miroku only grinned. "I like that plan..."
- - outside with Chiaki - -
'I'll get him, Higurashi. No guy can resist me. ' she grinned.
Then she saw Inuyasha and Kagome coming out of WacDnlds... holding hands. Not to mention they were dangerously close to one another. 'That bitch...'
- - later, after school - - (Zettai)
" Fill pot with two cups of water... Cups, cups, cups, cups..." Inuyasha started looking around the kitchen for cups, since he was trying to make ramen on his own. Kagome and the others went to pick up Shippou from the elementary school, and he had gotten hungry. Inuyasha figured that he had watched Kagome make it tons of times, why couldn't he. Only one problem. She had always brought the cup version of Ramen, and the only type at their house was the package form.
He found two buckets, filled them with water, and poured it into the stew pot. He got a little too big of one. "Put on stove, and boil. Add noodles, and flavoring, after three minutes strain, and eat." He placed the pot on the stove, and stared at it expectantly. After about a minute of waiting, "BOIL, DAMN IT!"
He was ticked off. Inuyasha threw the pot at the sink, which then knocked the faucet clear off. Water spurted from it and nailed into Inuyasha's head. He grabbed a chair, and threw it at the sink in attempt to stop the water. The only thing that happened was liquid soap poured all over the kitchen floor, and the window and chair were now destroyed.
He took a step menacingly towards the sink, but slipped on the soapy floor, and kissed the floor. When he tried to get up, he slipped again ,and kicked the dishwasher open. All of the dishes fell on to him.
Once he was finally able to stand, he spit spoon out of his mouth, and latched onto the sink. Inuyasha tore the sink from the counter, which then caused a waterfall force of water to come bursting out. He was thrown onto the opposite counter, and then accidentally turned on the blender to full power.
He got off the counter, and glared at the sink, or where it once was. The blender behind him began to smoke, and jumped up and down, until falling off of the counter and onto the wires of the refrigerator. Slice, chunk, clink, sizzle.
He grabbed the table, and shoved it down the sink piping. It finally stopped. But suddenly, it felt hot in the room. Inuyasha turned around to see the refrigerator glowing red, and the plastic bowls on top of it melting. "Uh oh..."
- - place skip - -
"I get to sit by a really pretty girl Kagome!" Shippou repeated once more. She couldn't help but smile. Then they heard a loud explosion from the direction of the shrine. "What the hell?!" They bolted for the house.
Once they got inside, they saw that the kitchen door and refrigerator were now ash, and a burnt black, and tacked off hanyou was now embedded in the wall, along with what was left of a flower pot. Once he saw Kagome, his eyes popped open in fear. "Uhh..."
"SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT,SIT..."
- - - - - - - - -- - - - -- -
see, no cliff hanger!
Review?
(sry, the version before had so many screw ups because of computer and program transfer, and my pc didn't pick them up at first)