When my friends befriend the YUGIOH characters!

By Alyssa-Anime-Angel

Alyssa: This is my revenge to my "friend" Lulu Shinigami whom you can read her fanfics from the link in my fav author's list. Also Youko Demon AKA Della who is also in my fav author's list is in here as well. I reposted the first two chapters with her name Della in it. Also my other friends are Fox and Kael who are both in my fav author's list. Check out their stuff! Another thing hmmm…that was it, the first chapter was also reposted with descriptions in it and well check out my other fanfics as well.

Oh and I don't own YUGIOH so don't sue me…please.

Chapter 7 – A New Dilemma! Where to Sleep? Who to sleep with? PART 1

*5:20pm*

Malik strode past Yami with a very smug look on his face. Yami however had his jaw dropped and a slight whimper could be heard streaming out.

Malik shut the door behind him, his work done, and went to find Fox.

"Yami, is it true that Della…that Della…plays snakes and ladders with you."

Yami froze for a second, thoughts raced through his mind…MALIK! Thoughts of maiming and torture, death, thousands of years of poking Malik's eyes out and Tea flashed into his head.

But no, Malik was gone and Yugi was here…indecisionment coursed through every bone in his body.

"Yami please, I need to know the …" but he was interrupted by Della barging in.

"Yami, Malik said you wanted to see me…oh hi Yugi."

The little hikari blushed seven shades of red. He looked at hi Yami's chosen one up and down…'Bad thoughts, bad bad bad, naughty thoughts…ahhh…Lys kissed me…ahh…images…ahh, "AHHHHHH."

Della cocked her head, "He OD'd has he?"

Yami stuttered, "No…he…knows…w-what…we…have…been…d-doing."

"Oh," and that was all there was to say.

Yugi had had enough and he ran out of the room like there was no tomorrow.

"Yugi!" shouted Yami but the light was gone.

Kael had finally given up and Lys and Ryou were happily holding hands watching the sunset.

It just happened to be at the time that they were leaning in to kiss that Yugi ran onto the rooftop.

He saw their lips meet and he almost blacked out from the graphic images running through his mind. None of which is suitable for young audiences so I cant express it.

Lys and Ryou jumped up and ran to Yugi who was hyperventilating.

"Great Scott, Yugi are you alright?" Ryou's sensitive brown eyes showing the deep concern for his small friend.

Lys said, "okay, calm down, take deep breaths."

Yugi instead stopped breathing altogether and collapsed to the ground.

"Yugi!"

Ryou didn't know what to do, his friend was dying.

"It's okay, I know CPR."

"CPR?"

"Something Something Respiration, basically mouth to mouth."

"Ah?"

"It'll make him breathe, oh better start."

Lys leaned in and clamping the little boys nose shut with her fingers, she proceeded to blow air into the young boys lungs.

On the fourth blow, his eyes flew open and he felt her lips on his.

Lys leant back and he sat up and started to cough, from the previous lack of air.

Then he turned to Lys and his eyes rolled back. She caught him before he fell of course, but he was unconscious.

She helped Ryou to pick him up and they carried him downstairs.

"I wonder what that was all about," Lys muttered while walking down the stairs.

"He was very frightened."

"Yes, perhaps, perhaps I had better speak to Della and perhaps Malik."

"Malik?"

"You know that wherever you find trouble, Malik was undoubtedly there previously."

Ryou nodded his head in agreement and walked into Yugi's bedroom when Lys opened the door.

Ryou gently placed him down and Lys pulled the covers over him.

The two were extra quiet as they exited the room, shutting the door behind them.

Fox had left to find Malik when she saw him emerging from an upstairs room, he waved hello, "Foxy, I mean Fox…ah, wanna do something fun."

"Is it evil?"

"Very," Malik grinned and the two proceeded down the stairs. The blonde was about to explain his plan when Della walked past. He turned to her and said, "Yami wants to see you upstairs."

"Oh, okay, thanks."

As Della left their field of vision, Malik burst into giggles and at the look of confusion on Fox's face, he leaned in and whispered in her ear what he had done.

Fox came falling down the stairs holding her stomach from the fit of giggles that threatened to tear her apart.

Lulu and Tea were unperturbed, but as for everyone else, they all turned to see what the fuss was about.

Kael was back in Devy's lap and one of her eyebrows raised, "okay what did Malik do that was so funny?"

Devy had a beet red face and the diversion was welcome.

Joey and Alex stood up as Fox came rolling over to them.

It was like that for about five minutes until Alyssa and Ryou came walking down the stairs.

Lys eyed the crazy Fox and then sent a silent message to Kael. Kael shook her head in response.

"Okay, Fox, get up, or Tea would be happy to do your hair for you in some pretty little plats."

Fox immediately stood up and glared at Tea who was only nodding her head in agreement.

Suddenly everything became clear to Alyssa, Malik had down something really mean to Yugi, something that made him become afraid of her, "Malik, tell me what you did."

"I didn't do nothing."

"Exactly, so tell me what you did."

"But I just…"

"It was a double negative."

"Ah, stop with all the confusing words, all I did was tell little Yugi about the Birds and the bees."

Lys froze realizing the intensity of the complication, "Oh. So that is why he freaked out when I…ah yes…hmm, I will talk to him when he wakes up. So now we have to decided where we are going to sleep tonight, who we are going to stay with."

Kael turned to Duke and he said, "I would like to…but I am currently living in a tent. It takes forever for those guys at Kaiba Corp to send the money they owe me for the game I developed."

Ryou felt Lys's eyes on him and he apologized, "Sorry but my place is kinda a mess."

Bakura started to cackle loudly and everyone sweat dropped.

Malik was quickly shaking his head, his sis would kill him if he let these people destroy his house.

Suddenly Kael grinned evilly and looked at Lys, all past forgotten.

Lys nodded in agreement and turned to fox that was trying to stop her fingers from twitching so much.

Ryou suddenly noticed something and said, "Um…where have the monsters gone?"

"Uh oh," stated Lys.

"What's Uh oh?" asked Lulu in a childish voice who was cuddling the last remaining duel monster.

"We must kill thems, kills them all…hehhh."

Everyone turned to Fox who was talking to herself.

"No wes must maimsy thems, torments themsies, no kills thems, torture thems, I want to kill thems all and send them to the dreaded shadow realm,  no mass destructions of de worldssssss, kill them, desssstrictions, kills them, destruction!, kills thems and that's finals…"

Kael sighed, "Looks like her alter personality is out again."

Alex went cold, "What this has happened before?"

Lys nodded.

"Lys, is she alright?" asked Ryou while moving in closer to her.

Lys shook her head, "I am afraid not, looks like the monsters have tried to take over her to do their bidding, but unfortunately they didn't reckon on evil incarnate."

"Oh," Ryou breathed as he quickly jumped behind Lys as Fox turned her eyes on him.

Lys felt him shiver behind her and was pulled out of the presence in remembrance of a Pirate pick up line 'Shiver me timbers.'

She laughed out loud making people stare at her in shock.

Malik who had Fox eyeing him muttered, "We're doomed."

ALYSSA: Guess what it's done, next chapter: "Where to sleep with PART 2, and what to do with the psychopath."

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