REVIEWS, REVIEWS, REWIES!!!! YAY! KAMI!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Disclaimer - WAR!!!!!!!

Irishwolf511- Girls! Retreat behind the tables!

Sango- No! No give up! Attack! WWHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Shard- She's lost it. Someone grab her and shut her up!!!!

Kagome- At least we still have one prisoner, Feli- (sees empty chair with torn duct tape) Irishwolf 511!

Felix73- (jumps out from behind something with giant nutcracker!) BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! FEEL MY WRATH!!!! THE GIANT SEA-URCHIN WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!! (many people stare)

Shippou- (gets chased by Felix and nutcracker) I'm on your team, moron!!!!

Kamiko-Zephuru- (slaps hand to forehead) Felix doesn't know what "team" means.

Inuyasha- (ears being bit by nutcracker) MOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Shard- Let us seize the opportunity!

Stalking Chicken- Thank Kami for Felix's insanity!

Sango- YAY!

Miroku- (walks up to Felix's nutcracker) WIND TUNNEL (take a guess what he did)

Felix- NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!

Morobuku- Someone has seen "Cast Away" a few too many times.

Irishwolf511- Kung Pow Kitty Attack! Meow! (attacks boys with frying pan and sword… a dangerous mix)

(Next time on Disclaimer- (person who announces 'next time on disclaimer' runs off) If you think I'm gonna be around for a frying pan attack with a sword and giant nutcracker, you're nuts!)

CHAPTER 19 - To Tokyo: Part One

Kamiko-Zephuru walked slowly onto the highway, and waited. 'Sniff, Zephuru let me go! You tricked me into doing this! I want my daddy…'

'Shut up, baka. I have control of this body, not you. And in a few hours, the cleansing will be complete, and your soul will leave this shell.'

Zephuru sat down on the pavement, and retracted the black around his eyes. He could hear a vehicle coming down the road, and wanted to look as innocent as possible. It wasn't too hard.

Soon enough, a truck came around the curve in the street, lights flashing on the boy in the dark and rain. It stopped, and the driver called out. "Hey, do you need to get somewhere, kid?"

"Yeah…" Zephuru said, sounding like a scared little boy. "To Tokyo… I was left out here when my daddy went off in the woods to hunt. But, he left without me…" A crocodile's tear made its way down the boy's face, sealing the fate of his destination. "Oh Kami, get on in here. I'm on my way to Tokyo anyway…" 'Something isn't right about his boy… like, the presence of an orb…' Ituchi thought, getting back into the truck. He had felt impending doom while he was in Taipei, and rushed back to Japan as fast as he could.

Zephuru climbed inside the passenger's seat, and buckled up. 'This man… where have I seen him before?… It doesn't matter, I'll kill him soon…'

- - place skip- -

"Moshi Moshi, Higurashi residence, Morobuku speaking."

"Who the hell are you?!" the voice said on the other line.

"Huh?"

"Why are you in my house? Where's Kagome and Inuyasha and everyone?"

"Who are you?"

"I'm Miss. Higurashi, you idiot. Where is everyone else?!"

"Kagome, Sango, and Sangarouka have gone to Eri's for a sleepover, Inuyasha is discovering how computers work-"

Crash.

"Uh oh."

"Did Inuyasha just crash the computer?"

"Quite literally."

"Oi… Well, I guess I'll find out who you are once someone picks me up from the airport."

"Huh? I was told that you wouldn't be coming home until a few days from now."

"I know, but my husban-, I mean, I got a bad feeling."

"Okay. Um… I'll see if I can get a cab to go and get you."

"Doso Arigato." (Thank you very much)

- - Time skip- -

Kagome woke up tired, and a little sad. She had gotten so used to seeing Inuyasha's head right by her bed, it didn't seem right not to see dog ears right in front of her face.

She stood up, but then collapsed back down to the ground. 'Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have had all of those Mountain Dews…'

Kagome crawled onto the nearby couch, and only then realized what was going on outside. "What the…"

Rain and hail were pounding outside, and wind was blowing so hard as to knock off branches. Immediately she made a mad dash for the remote control, and turned on the t.v. She switched through the channels until she got to the weather channel.

"At the moment, the Honshu and Shikoku districts are being pounded by a slow moving super cell, which should be leaving in an hour or two. There were reports from Seoul, Korea that this system was capable of spawning tornados. We shall give you another update soon…"

"Whew…" Kagome relaxed a little bit, but not a ton since the phrase of spawning tornados lingered in her head. 'I had better be getting home before Inuyasha destroys the roof from all of the hail hitting it…'

It was about this time that Eri and Sango woke up. "Morng-ing."

'Ugh, as soon as I can get them awake, that is…'

- -place skip- -

"We're getting close to the city…" Ituchi said. Zephuru was making him nervous, considering how calm he was acting.

"Perfect… Could you stop the truck for a second?"

"Uh, okay." The truck halted to a stop, and the boy unbuckled himself. "What are you doing?"

"This." Zephuru regained the black of his eyes, and thrust wind to Kagome's father. He was thrown out of the truck, and onto the pavement.

Ituchi clutched his bleeding forehead, and looked up at the boy who was positioning himself in the driver's side. "The wind orb…"

"I remember now, you are Ituchi, the noble dispenser of the orbs."

"But you certainly aren't Kamiko."

"How observant. I just ridded that boy's soul from this shell. I am Zephuru."

"What do you trying to do, you bastard?!"

"Simple, kill Inuyasha."

"Huh?"

Zephuru closed the door, and buckled up. Ituchi sprang up from his spot, and tried to run in front of the truck to get to the passenger side. Zephuru hit the gas.

- -place change- -

"Arigato…" Miss Higurashi said to the cab driver, who was taking her bags out of the truck. Her heart suddenly raced, halted, fluttered, and did a back flip until going back to its normal pace. 'Something's happened to Ituchi…'

Morobuku came out of the shrine, and helped Yanayi with her bags. "Here, let's try to get out of this rain."

The two ran up the shrine steps, carrying the suitcases above their heads to avoid getting hit with hail. "What the hell is going on?!" Miss Higurashi said, and then realized that she didn't know the person who was heading towards the shrine with her. "Wait, are you Morobuku?"

"Yep."

"Kay…" Miss Higurashi opened the shrine door, took off her shoes and replaced them with the house slippers, and put down her suitcase. "Now, I repeat-"

The storm outside suddenly vanished. She looked outside. "What the hell is going on?!"

"I have no-"

Crash, thud, whack, bump, clonk, BOOOOOONGG!!!

"Clue…"

Miroku stuck his head out from the living room. "I think we shall be getting a replacement piano." Morobuku and Yanayi looked at each other, and then back at the houshi. "Note to self, never let this house be unattended to by Kagome…" Miroku said to himself, walking back into the living room to thwack Inuyasha in the head with his staff.

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