When my friends befriend the YUGIOH characters!

By Alyssa-Anime-Angel

Lys: Okay so I updated much to the request of Fox. Trust me she is quite scary in real life as well. Sorry I just found out that the god cards were actually female, but in this fic they are male, but anyway this was always AU.

DON'T OWN YUGIOH OR SAILOR MOON

Chapter 8 – Where to sleep part 2 and what to do with the psychopath.

"Fox, calm down, now is not the time to blow your top."

Fox just stared at Alyssa while she licked her lips. "Punishment, punishis youss. Yeses."

Alyssa frowned but the frown turned to one of concern as Ryou was transported into Fox's arms.

"Holdsis yourrrssses prescioussses."

Alyssa's eyes misted up with tears, "Ryou-kun."

"DOWN GIRL!"

Alyssa complied all the while tears pouring out of her eyes.

Everyone was shocked to see Alyssa on her knees. Ryou must mean that much to her.

Fox had finally decided on her punishment.

She called upon the shadows and everybody was enveloped.

Her victims found themselves chained by invisible chains in the shadow realm.

Suddenly, to the horror of everyone one, and to the pleasure of Fox Lamb Chop appeared.

Alyssa shivered and Kael screamed. How Duke wanted to comfort his angel but the chains were holding him back.

"This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it, cause this is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it, cause this is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it, cause this is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it, cause this is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it, cause this is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it, cause this is the song that never ends…"

Fox had her ears blocked from the demon spawned song and was watching as various degrees of insanity, horror and disgust filled the faces of her victims.

Alyssa was flexing her fingers, preparing them to strangle Fox. This was torture, this was inhumane. She would have rather been facing thousands of years of torment by Ra or Bakura or Marik. Not this, anything but this.

She had to do something now, or else, else, she didn't want to think about what would happen.

Thankfully due to her childish nature, the fact that children can tolerate more that grown ups, she was still in control of some of her motor function and all of her faculties. Alyssa was proud of the fact that she was a t… oops, almost revealed her age, in a fifteen-year-old body.

"HIKARI PRISM POWER!" Alyssa yelled and a light emanated from her body. Before everyone's eyes her clothes disappeared and ribbons surrounded her. She was transforming.

The bonds had been released on her body and she stood before them moving her hands in a very complicated way.

"I am Sailor Hikari, and on behalf of Ryou I shall punish you."

Fox's jaw dropped, who knew this girl had that kind of power. And why hadn't she shared it, Fox whined, "And I could have been Sailor Yami. Bugger it."

Sailor Hikari smiled, "Hikari Ai Whip, ensnare!"

Fox found herself restrained by a pink whip and stood growling.

Everyone was released from their bonds and Alyssa smiled, "You are defeated by the greater good and now Fox, stop your rampaging, you don't need to pretend to dredge up your second personality just to cause mayhem. We all know that Harpie is on holiday with Obelisk. She transferred her personality to the shadow realm a week ago, remember, you asked me to send her away cause she was driving you mad, well madder."

Fox sighed, "Fine, but at least let me keep one of you all to torture on. Maybe Yugi, no one will miss him."

"FOX!" Alyssa warned.

Fox waved her hand in submission, "Fine, come on Malik, I want to see why Yami likes chains and buckles so much."

And with that Fox and Malik disappeared. He had a slightly frightened and curious look on his face.

"Okay, lets go to Seto's."

Yami asked, "Why?"

"Cause that is where we are all going to sleep tonight and luckily he ain't home and I happen to know the codes to his security system."

Ryou asked, "How did you get those?"

"Well Seto was a bit lax, you never know when a person from an alternate dimension is gonna be watching you and hacking into your computer systems."

Duke asked, "Watching?"

Kael and Alyssa snickered while all the guys blushed.

Alyssa giggled, "Oh don't worry that was only for our own personal amusement."

Kael clicked her fingers, "Let me do the honors."

And suddenly they were standing inside Kaiba's bedroom. The security alarm went off and Alyssa walked to the wall next to the door. She pressed in the wall and a tiny keypad was revealed.

She keyed in the fourteen number pass code and the alarms shut off. A female voice was heard, "Welcome home Master Kaiba."

Della and Kael were already rummaging through Kaiba's things.

Kael hit the jackpot.

"I found his hentai!"

This caught the attention of everyone especially Joey who turned away from Alex.

They started to pawn through the stuff to see if they could find anything good.

Alyssa yawned, "Not very good stuff will be in there, that's just the box Seto leaves out for Mokuba, so that his little brother doesn't find the really explicit stuff."

Alyssa pulled Ryou and Yugi to her and said, "Cuties come on down stairs I wanna try something."

"Eh?"

"Hey Alyssa, before you go, where is the good stuff?" Della called out.

Alyssa turned to everyone, "See the four light switches by the walk in robe."

"Ahah."

"Flick them in this order, 1, 2, 1, 3, 2, 4, 2, 1, 1, 1, 2, 3, 2, 3, 1, 4, 3."

All the guys had their jaws dropped; Kaiba really wanted his collection a secret.

Kael followed Alyssa's orders and soon a room twice the size of Kaiba's bedroom opened up next to the walk in robe.

"WOW! We really hit the jack pot."

Alyssa turned and headed downstairs with the two lights.

"Now Yugi and Ryou, I thought we would play a little game."

Yugi had his head lowered to hide his blush.

Ryou asked, "What game."

"Kiss and Strip poker."

The two boys froze in fright.

Alyssa giggled and motioned them onwards and they had no choice to follow.

Ryou ventured, "hey Alyssa, did you forget that we have to balance this world."

"Oh that can wait till later. I wanna have some fun first."

Osiris looked at the damage to the world. "Hmm, so the leaning tower of Pisa finally collapsed. The Nile dried up and hey wasn't their a small island south of Australia, Tass…Tasmania? Hmm, Alyssa really is a girl after my own heart."

Yugi finally asked the question that had been bugging him, "What do you mean by strip?"

Alyssa giggled to herself, "This is gonna be so much fun."

Upstairs Bakura was stroking his knife while watching from the corner of his eye the Hentai on the screen. The others were also watching it. It was featured on Seto's giant size screen opposite his bed.

Alex was staring in stark horror at the abomination on the screen. She always knew the technical world was evil and yet for some odd reason she couldn't take her eyes off it.

Della called out from the hentai storage room, "Seems as Seto also makes his own. Some of it is his conquests too…hmmm….oh this one if labeled Isis. Malik would go nuts if he saw this."

Kael grinned, "I feel an evil plot coming on."

Lys: Okay so I finally updated. Hope you enjoyed.