Y'all know what? I don't think I'll make this a one-shot. I'll make it a bunch of one-shots! All things that could never happen in Kids Next Doordom. I'll call them I.N.C.H.es for It Never Could Happen. So here is my second I.N.C.H.

Disclaimer: KND? Mine? Never!

Hoagie's Secret

They couldn't understand what was going on. She grabbed Hoagie's hand.

"I don't believe it," Nigel gasped.

"That's just wrong," Wally grumbled.

"Ooh, Numbuh 5 can't believe her eyes, baby," Abby chuckled.

"It's so cute," Kuki giggled.

Numbuhs 1,3,4, and 5 were all hidden behind a bush staring at their teammate, Hoagie and another operative, Fanny. They were talking about going somewhere.

"I swear Numbuh 2, you're not getting decommissioned," Fanny smiled as she grabbed Hoagie's hand again, "Follow me."

Well, Hoagie did follow, along with Nigel, Kuki, Wally, and Abby, who were curious to see where he was going. After a long walk to the fair-grounds with Hoagie and Fanny holding hands (Well, actually, Fanny grabbing Hoagie's hand and Hoagie trying to escape) they found themselves at-

"-the CARNIVAL!!!" Kuki screamed, "Ooh, ooh! Can we go on rides? Can we? Can we?"

Hoagie turned around to the sound of Kuki's voice. Blushing, he gave one last effort to get Fanny to let go of him.

"So what's goin' on Numbuh 2?" Wally smiled.

"Numbuh 5 sees what's goin' on here?" Abby crossed her arms.

"It's not what you think!" Hoagie was still blushing.

"Hoagie and Fanny sitting in a tree K I S S I N G!" Wally and Abby sang.

"I told you they'd find out," Hoagie hissed at Fanny.

"I'm sorry Hoagie," Fanny frowned, "I guess the thought never crossed my mind that your friends would find us."

"Well, I guess Numbuhs 2 and 86 can double-date with Numbuh 1 and kissy-Lizzie," Wally laughed.

"Yeah, and if you bring you're precious Numbuh 3, we can triple," Hoagie retorted.

Wally was flustered as Kuki said, "I think I know where I'd go if I had a boyfriend."

Hoagie ran away from everyone and down the lane. He ran right up to a mansion and rung the door bell. A short chubby girl with brown (A/N: Sorry guys. It's not Lizzie, although I considered her, but I've already seen some 2/Lizzie fics and I wanted a totally new pairing) hair smiled.

"Hey Hoagie," she said.

"Hey Jasmine. You're brothers and sister don't know anything right?" Hoagie asked nerviously.

"Of course we do," the other four DC came from behind Jasmine, "and we approve. Be good to our sister."

"Uh, okay," Hoagie took Jasmine's hand (note: no one's grabbing someone's hand) and they went to the Ice Cream Shoppe hoping no one would know Hoagie's true secret.

Wrote that completely out of the blue. It's probably crud but I was bored again. Man, don't ever wish for a long vacation. You'll go insane and write cruddy fanfics. (Man I'm such a Numbuh 4 fan. I always say cruddy. And I'm such a Numbuh 5 fan sayin' y'all and sometimes talking in third person. )