A Hanyou and A Miko

A/N: Hi guys you are probably wondering why I'm doing these outtake things. Well I've been reading some fanfics and I've been seeing people have been doing these. So, I wanted to show you what goes on behind the scenes of A Hanyou and A Miko.

:: The-Wind-Dragon-Caller has a video camera in her hand and is recording herself on the set of A Hanyou and A Miko::

"Hi guys it's me T-W-D-C! You are now on the set of A Hanyou and A Miko and I'm going to take you around, introduce you to the cast and then show you some outtakes towards the end. So pretty much you'll be spending the day in the life of me. So let's go to Kagome's trailer first because she is usually here early in the morning."

::walks over to Kagome's trailer and knocks on the door::

"KAGOME! OPEN UP IT'S T-W-D-C!"

::Kagome opens the door still wearing her PJ's and slippers::

"Now, now Kagome is that how you come to work?"

"Shut up I'm tired, your script is driving me nuts! How many times do I have to fuck that hanyou?! It's like we are doing a porno and not even a real movie."

"Please Kag... you know you like it oh and hello hello what is this? Are these hikis on your neck? When did the hanyou give those to you because I know it wasn't during our filming"

Kagome blushes "Last night...NOW GET OUT! I NEED TO CHANGE INTO MY OUTFIT!"

"Jeez fine" ::walks out of trailer:: "Sorry about that people she usually crapy in the morning then again who isn't? OK Let's go to Sango's trailer next"

::walks up to the trailer and sees a "do not disturb" sign on the door:: "Oh wow this is going to be great." ::opens the door and sees Miroku and Sango sleeping together:: "Oh shit guys look what we have here, looks like a few bottles of beer each and this is the end result" ::zooms in on the sleeping couple:: "Well let's leave the love birds alone and visit Inuyasha"

::exits the trailer and goes to Inuyasha's and sees him outside:: "Hey Inuyasha say hi to the camera!"

"Feh...it's too early for the camera"

"It's never too early for the camera. Hey do you know what happened to Sango and Miroku?"

"Nah what happened?"

"Got drunk and slept together"

"Feh...figures. After his first sex scene with that girl and I knew he wouldn't be able to keep his hands off her."

"HAH! Just like you and Kagome!"

"WHAT?!" ::chases after T-W-D-C::

"Ahhhhhhhhhh" ::runs for my life:: "Well that concludes ::pant:: ::pant:: our behind the scenes ::pant:: ::pant:: tour of A Hanyou and a Miko ::pant:: ::pant:: hear are the outtakes from our story!

OUTTAKES!

Ch1.

"ANNNNNNNDDDDD ACTION "

::SMACK::

...Yet still close enough for Miroku to be his perverted self.

"You bastard! Even in my sleep you can't give my ass a break can you?!"

"I was just trying to wake you up..."

"Well...do it again" ::bends over in front of Miroku::

"CUT CUT CUT CUT!!! WTF SANGO?!?!? YOU ANI'T NO LOOSE WOMAN AND I KNOW THAT!"

"Sorry girl but Miroku is just too good for his part."

"Oh c'mon now this isn't professional!"

Ch.2

Inuyasha fallowed Kagome into the forest till they came across a clearing. Inuyasha took a seat on a rock.

"I don't think you should sit down Inuyasha; you'll probably just stand up"

"Ok then..." Inuyasha stood up and then stood right in front of Kagome "...What do you want?"

"Inuyasha..." Kagome started "...There are times when someone wants to say something but is afraid to say it because they're afraid of what the other person might say..."

"Go on..."

"...Well...that's how I felt. Inuyasha, I had these words bottled up inside me for so long, but now you're about to fight Kouga in a "fight to the death" battle for me and I understand if you don't respond to this right away but I figured this is the appropriate time to tell you that..."

::hears T-W-D-C crying in the background:: "I'm sorry everyone CUT!"

:: Kagome rushes to my side:: "What's the matter?"

"It's just...so touching. EVERYONE TAKE 5! I NEED TIME TO RECOMPOSE!" ::cries in my trailer::

Ch.3

Inuyasha then took out his Tetsusaiga and was preparing to strike when Kouga punched Inuyasha in the face. Inuyasha started to bleed, but once he got his senses back Inuyasha set a Wind Scar right at Kouga.

"Now die you mangy wolf! WIND SCAR!"

Before Kouga could react, the attack hit him and he disintegrated.

"Uhhhhh...W-D-C...that wasn't a special effect was it." Kagome said

"Nope. GOOD JOB INUYASHA YOU GET A TRIPLE BONUS!"

"Thank you" Inuyasha smiled happily

"HEY WHAT ABOUT ME?!" The rest yelled.

"Go kill someone I hate and I'll give you all triple bonuses!"

Kagome kills my ex.

Sango kills all the sluts in my school.

Miroku kills George W. Bush (A/n: LOL! Sorry for those of you who like Bush but he has done nothing for the country and Kerry I feel can run it better.)

Ch. 5

"Part your lips Sango I have to get the entire lip"

"Huh?"

"Just pretend your frenching the pervert over there but with out sticking your tongue out"

Sango blushed and did what see was asked to do. Kagome started to apply the lipstick with a lip brush.

"See? I told you, you wouldn't need any blush" Kagome finished and held a mirror up for Sango to see how she looked.

"CUT!" ::walks over to the group:: "That was a really good take you guys but damn Sango I haven't seen you this red in your entire life!"

"SHUT UP BITCH!"

"HEY REMEMBER I'M THE ONE THAT WRITES OUT YOUR PAY CHECKS!"

"Oh you're the best director ever W-D-C! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!"

"Uhhhhhh...backing away now..."

Ch.8

"Inuyasha baby have I ever taken you to a movie before?" Kagome asked him as she was changing.

"No and I don't care because if it's like a show or something I got one right here." Inuyasha said before he slapped her ass.

"HEY! Keep your hands to yourself and on your own property!"

"But aren't you mine? Therefore I may feel you as much as I want?" Inuyasha said while running his hands up and down all parts of her body. Kagome wrapped her arms around him and let him feel her whole body as she let out a moan in pleasure.

"CUT CUT CUT! Kagome you're suppose to push him away!"

"I'm sorry but I just couldn't deny the pleasure I was receiving"

"YOU KNOW WHAT?! I QUIT EVERYONE GET A ROOM AND YOU CAN FUCK EACH OTHERS BRAINS OUT THERE I DON'T CARE!!!" :: storms out of studio::

(A/n: I know this was stupid but you know I try so REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!!! ROCK ON! PEACE OUT! LOVE YA ALL!)