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Okay, I took that a little too much. Now, if you read the chapter 28 with and actual disclaimer in it, then you read the right one. If not, go back and read the one with the disclaimer with it. If it has not appeared yet, then wait till tomorrow for it. I'm having uploading issues.

Now, once I finish the last chapter of this fic (not story), then I shall work on the first chapter of the sequel. Also, if people review in or email their question of being confused in this fic, I shall post a chapter at the end saying answering all of the questions, unless they are going to be answered in the next fic. So, go on ahead!! : )

I pretty much have the whole idea for the next fic (WHICH IS THE SEQUEL!!!) , so no worries. I believe that this chapter is going to be second to last, just to let you know.

Damn it! I'm babbling again!! Sorry!

KPK - when don't you?

Disclaimer- (okay, seriously, go read the last disclaimer or else this won't make sense. Now where we? Oh yes, I remember!)

Inuyasha had been transformed into a . . .(Jaws theme)(smoke clears)

SQUIRREL!!!! That's right, a squirrel!!! A mostly red squirrel with pointy ears and white floppy hair on top of his head!!

Love Music- The magic acorns work!

Miroku-Eeeeehhhhhhhh?????!!!!??!?!?

Kagome- Well this is interesting…

Sesshomaru- What the-? OW! Grrrr… (starts to pull on the blender that's stuck in his hair. Group of everyone is temporarily distracted from Inuyasha, watching Sesshomaru try to unstuck the thing) (first he pulls on it) (next, he has Jakkin use the staff of 2 heads (burn, baby, burn!)) (Employs Miroku's wind tunnel, then Sango's Hirikutsu, or however you spell it) RRRAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! (pulls out blender…and all his hair) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Kagura- I think he would have been better off with the blender in

Sota- Wait. If the girl team has acorns that turn people into squirrels, and there's more than one acorn (guy team looks fearfully at the girl/Kouga/Felix/ Kamiko-Zephuru team)

Shard- Can we go?

KungPowKitty- Go ahead everyone

WOOSH!!!! In a strike of shiney smoke and bright light flashes, the guy team has been reduced to a colony of TALKING squirrels!!!! Each with their own personal hairdo!!!

Totosai- GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Shippou- Was I supposed to get smaller?

Naraku- How am I supposed to steal the Shikon no Tama like this?

Miroku- (on phone) Hello? I need to speak with your best psychiatrist!

Inuyasha- Hmm, I wonder if this means that-

Kagome- SIT!

Inuyasha- (erk) yep, the rosary still works

Sango to Love Music- (shakes hand) Nice job!

Love Music- Thank you

Kamiko- Zephuru- Methinks I am glad we switched sides

Felix- I agree. Can you untie me now?

Kouga- Absolutely not!

Guy team in unison- TURN US BACK, PLEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZE!!!!!!

StalkingChicken- Excuse me?!

Sangarouka (to Morobuku)- Oh no! You're much cuter this way!

Sesshy- Hey, I got my hair back! Maybe this isn't so bad!

Jakkin-(whaps Sesshy in head for the idea)

Inuyasha- Turn us back, damn it!!!!

Kagome-Give me one good reason

Inuyasha- euh?

KungPowKitty-(looks evilly happy over shoulder at Kamiko-Zephuru, who returns look) Only if…

Guy team- ONLY IF WHAT?!

Felix- Hehehe! …you surrender!

(Bwa hahaha!!!! Do we feel pity for the boy team? Yes, I think we do! Well, since the fan-fic (but not story) is almost over, we figured start giving the disclaimer a climactic point! What will happen next time?!)

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CHAPTER 29 - Clash! KagInu vs. ChiHoj!

Kagome woke to hear from downstairs, "FINALLY!! I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU TWO WERE GOING TO BE GETTING BACK!!!"

"I guess Sota and Grandpa are back…" she sat up in her bed, and looked around her room. Sango and Sangarouka were still sleeping soundly, what with the massive earmuffs that they now put on at night. They were getting smarter.

Kagome smiled a little, and got out of her bed, instantly jumping back under the covers. "Kami, the tatami is like ice!" she peered around the room to where her slippers were. By the door. ' Ick, not good.'

The miko stood up on her bed, and then instantly knocked her head on the ceiling. In turn, she then staggered backwards, and slipped off the bed.

Kagome turned over in time to see that she was going to land on Sanga, and grabbed onto the back of her desk chair.

There were about seven textbooks on the seat of the chair, making a perfect anchor. The chair twirled around, with Kagome holding on for dear life, faster and faster and faster each turn.

"WAAaaaAAAaaaaAAAaaaaAAAaaaAAAAAAaaaAAAaAaaaaAAAaa…" she let go of the back. It was only then that she realized why the floor was so cold; someone had left the window open over night. And, ironically enough, that was the reason that she then went sailing out of the window, and onto a tree branch. "Ow…"

Crack. (KPK- (between giggles) you gotta be kidding me!)

"Uh oh." (KPK- guess not)

SNAP!

THUD, CRASH, SLAM, CLONK, TINKER!…

Kagome rubbed her butt, "Ugh." SMACK! "OW!" the broken tree branch just hit her in the head.

"Why do I have the feeling this is not going to be a good day…?"

"I dunno, why?" the hanyou up in the tree asked, smirking.

"BONZAI!!"

Inuyasha fell straight out of the tree.

The miko was now panting heavily, after being scared out of her wits. "DID YOU HAVE TO FREAK ME OUT LIKE THAT?! I PRACTICALLY HAD A HEART ATTACK!"

"WELL IF YOU DIDN'T YELL SO DAMN LOUD, I WOULDN'T HAVE!!"

Kagome glared at Inuyasha, lips tensed. "Hmph!" she turned straight around, and walked straight to the door and inside.

"Huh?" Inuyasha was befuddled. Usually she didn't just walk away from a fight, she fought on and on until it escalated to a certain word. 'Why did she just do that instead?…'

Inuyasha sat there for a moment before jumping onto the house's roof, and going through Sota's window. 'Guess sleeping out in the tree to watch over her wasn't a smart idea…'

- - time change- -

"Now listen , my boy, the history of these eggs is…" Morobuku was attempting to keep himself from shoving his breakfast plate down Mr. Higurashi's throat.'Must not kill, must not kill…'

Kagome fiddled around with her eggs in her chopsticks, watching her mother twirl around the kitchen. She got the super caffinated coffee.

"(sigh)…"

"Kagome, are you okay? You've barely touched your food…" Shippou asked, wiping the milk off of his mouth.

"Yeah, I'm fine…"

Sango looked at her friend. "I don't buy it. Tell us Kagome."

The miko shook her head. "I'd rather not…"

Inuyasha frowned. ' Uh oh… Please don't say I screwed things up again…?'

- -time skip- -

(wondering what's got her down?)

Kagome walked quietly out of her third period class room. ' How do I… But.. Ugh, this is hopeless… I'll just have to-'

"Hey, bitch, where's my Inuyasha?" Chiaki said coldly to Kagome. "Somewhere. Now shut up and let me think."

Chiaki laughed, being surrounded by her prep friends. "Why should I let you think? You don't have a brain, idiot. And even if you did-"

Kagome had had it. She whirled around, staring straight at Chiaki. Her glare sent shivers up the prep's spine. "Do you even know how to shut up?! If either of us doesn't have a brain, it's YOU, YOU SLUT!"

"Why yo-"

"AND EVEN IF I DID KNOW WHICH CLASSROOM INUYASHA IS IN RIGHT NOW, DO YOU THINK I WOULD TELL YOU SO YOU COULD GO AND TRY ANOTHER TIME TO WIN HIM OVER?! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, BITCHY WHORE, HE'S SAVED MY LIFE, KISSED ME," 'even if it was on the forehead…' "AND HELD ME HELLA MORE TIMES THAN HE'S EVEN SEEN YOU! SO YOU BACK THE HELL OFF!!"

Chiaki's friends were in shock. No one had ever said anything like that to her before, and they knew that the preppy girl before them was not going to be happy about it.

But instead of anger, "Then why did he take ME out, you bitch?! Besides, it's obvious he likes me more than you. I mean really, who would want someone like you when they can have this perfect body?" Chiaki slapped the miko so hard that Kagome went flying into the nearby lockers. She screamed out in pain as Chiaki walked over to her and began to yank her hair.

"KAGOME!!!!!" Inuyasha roared. He bolted down the hallway, grabbed hold of her, and jumped to the opposite side of the hall. Ayumi, Sango, and Eri (all in the same class) ran out of their classroom (which was nearby), and ran over to their friend. "KAGOME!"

Chiaki looked on disbelief. 'Does he really care that much about her?…' She ran down the hallway, and turned the corner. Inuyasha quickly checked over Kagome to be sure that she was okay. There were small slivers of blood where Chiaki's nails had landed. The hanyou growled.

Inuyasha sped down the hallway, turned the corner, and in a moment had hold of Chiaki. "Listen you, I tried to let you know easier before, but that obviously didn't work. I hate your over-perfumed gut, and the only one I care for is Kagome! If I find you hurt her again, you will have a scar to prove my love for her."

Chiaki was terrorized. She quickly nodded her head, eyes wide open.

"Good." Inuyasha let go of her, still angered, but proud that he hadn't turned into a full demon. Since weapons at school were a no-no, Kagome and Ms. Higurashi had forbidden him to bring it anywhere.

He ran back to Kagome, who was being comforted by her friends. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah… I'm fine…" She looked into his worried eyes, and a wave of relief swept over Kagome. "Really! I'm okay… Can you let go of my hand now? You're cutting off the circulation."

Inuyasha let go of her hand, but skipped all of his classes for the rest of the day to be in hers. He was not going to let her be hurt again.

- -time, place skip- -

"Kagome, are you sure you don't want some anti-bacterial cream?" Yanayi asked for the fourth time. It was getting annoying. "I'm good mom."

"Okay… Well," she took a sip of her coffee. " WEEEEEEEE!! O, I WANNA PLAY THE VIDEO GAME TOO!!" she jumped over the couch, picked up the X-box controller, and turned to Shippou (who is holding the other controller). "Prepare to be squashed."

"You first!" The two began to duke it out on a 007 game. "Ha, I already got OddJob! Beat that!"

"Oh yeah, well I just blew up Elektra King!"

"Oh kami…" Kagome smacked her forehead.

Naena (KPK- aka green hair) was now over at the Kagome's house, and was calling people in Nagoya. "So the plane should be getting in when?… m'kay… Oh shut up, I'm perfectly sane right now… Oh, I wonder if they have any…" Naena hung up the phone, and sounds of rummaging through every last thing in the kitchen could be heard. "Let's see… where is it… where, where, where… AH!!"

Miroku looked up from watching the bad guy slaughter on the T.V. and stared at the Kitchen door. "What the-"

Naena thrust open the door, smiling insanely. He held up an empty can of soda. "Me like soda!" Naena began to bounce off of all of the walls, literally.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"

"BWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!"

Everyone (excluding the soda freak) bolted out of the room, up the stairs, and into Kagome's room. It was rather crowded.

"Ack! I can't breath!!"

"Well everyone didn't have to go and stick themselves in my room!"

"Whew, it's cold in here."

"The history of this bedspread is ancient…"

"Kami, let me out!!"

SLAP!

"Waaah! I was about to kill GoldFinger!!"

"So, I was gonna get Xenia Onatopp!!" (KPK- What kinda name is that anyway?!)

"What is with that kid?!"

"Arrgh…"

The sounds of destruction downstairs stopped. Everyone listened carefully. "What happened?"

Inuyasha rolled his eyes, annoyed that he had been pushed up here with everyone else. "Damn it, I'll just go out and see." He opened the door.

Naena was standing right outside the door, smiling. "HERE'S NAENA!"

SLAM!

"That kid's mental."

Sota suddenly rose his finger up in the air. "EUREKA! I KNOW HOW WE SURVIVE THIS!"

- - P.O.V. change- -

Naena stood smiling and wide eyed outside of the miko's room. He bounced up and down, enjoying the caffeine high. But he suddenly didn't hear anything beyond the door. "Hmm?! Sound coming from room is no?! Must I-I-I-investigate!!"

Naena kicked open the door, and stuck his head inside. From what it appeared, no one was in the room. He looked around, under the bed, inside the closet, behind the mirror, but there was not a single living being in there. "NANI?!?!?!"

The door then slammed shut. Naena whirled around, and heard the window slide shut. Then the sound of duct tape being put on top of things. "AIE!!! DRATSDED!!!"

- -P.O.V. change- -

Inuyasha snickered outside of the window, happy that his biggest fan had come up with such a good idea. Inside, the remainder of the group cheered and laughed.

The doorbell rang.

Kagome looked at the others around her, for whom were not moving an inch. "Ugh, fine, I'll get it."

The miko jumped down the stairs, and looked at the mess that was once her living room. "I think we shall be going to a furniture store soon…"

Ding-Dong!

"Right, that's the reason I came down here…" she walked to the door.

- -P.o.V. change- -

Inuyasha sat up on top of the upper roof of the Higurashi Shrine. " I smell that Hobo bastard…" He looked over the edge of the roof, and saw Hojo standing at the front door. He growled.

"Oh, hello Hojo." he heard Kagome say. 'I'll kill him after she leaves… I'll kill him after she leaves…'

"Hi Kagome! Since you were feeling better and all, I was wondering if you would like to go to a movie or something…?"

Growl.

"Oh, Hojo… Listen, you're a really sweet and all, but I just don't feel like that towards you."

Inuyasha's ears perked up.

"And it isn't fair that I kept on leaving you on a limb for that long about my feelings, so, I'm sorry…"

Inuyasha smiled like an idiot.

"Oh… is it some other guy or something?"

"Kinda…"

It was all Inuyasha could do from not jumping up and doing the makarena.

"Well… Sorry to bother you…"

"Although, I do know that one of my friends has a crush on you."

"Really? Who?!"

"You don't waste time, do you? It's Eri."

"I gotta go! See ya!!" And Hojo jumped down the front steps. Kagome rolled her eyes, and was about to go back inside, when she heard something. "Is that… pattering?"

She walked out into the front plaza thing-a-mabober, and looked up at the roof. Inuyasha was up there, dancing to his hearts content. "WHAT THE HELL?!"

The hanyou looked up for a second, blushing furiously. "Uhh…"

Crack.

"Not again."

CRASH, SLAM, BOOM, BANG, SHUCK, WHAP… tinker… BAM! "OW!"

Kagome slammed her hand to her forehead. " Inuyasha, you baka…"

- -inside…- -

Inuyasha rubbed his head, before chucking the board that hit him in the head through the hole he made. "Damn it… hold it…" He was on Kagome's bed.

"BWEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!! I HAVE A FRIEND INSIDE OF MY NEW DOMAIN NOW!!!! HAIL THE LORD OF GUM DROPS AND FABRIC SOFTENER!!!"

"Oh shit… Naena…"

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Bwhahahahaha!!! Can you guess who I based Naena after?! See disclaimers… and the lord of the nutcracker called Wilson. (cough cough Felix73 Cough Cough)

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