Here it is, ladies and germs, the ULTIMATE INCH! When reading the fanfic, Pushing Me Away, it came to me! It has to do with two couples. Now don't get confused. I'm not saying that either 4/5 or 1/3 is the ultimate never happening couple. And so I write my final INCH, which will actually be a few chapters. Oh, and this has nothing to do with the other INCHes so don't get confused there either. Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own KND...

The Coldest Day in May

It was a cold day in the treehouse, even though it was a May morning. Our KND agents we all know and love from Sector V sat quietly eating breakfast. There was tension in the air and everyone could feel it, even Hoagie, who had nothing to do with the situation.

Wally was silent, eating his cereal, but he was constantly glaring at Nigel. Abby, even though her eyes seemed to be shaded by her hat, was glaring at Kuki.

"Uh," Hoagie said to break the dead silence, "I'm gonna go tune up the M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.O.H."

Hoagie ran out of the room. Kuki, being the oblivious girl she is, said she was going to play Rainbow Monkey Paradise.

"Wanna join me, Numbuh 4?" she asked.

Wally didn't say a word. He changed his glare from Nigel to Kuki. Kuki frowned.

"Who put a bee in his undies?" she said leaving the room.

"Oh, Numbuh 3," Nigel said, "So naive."

Abby clenched her fist and gritted her teeth giving a little growl. Nigel looked at her.

"And what's with you?" he asked, "I thought Lizzie would act like this more than you."

"Well...then..." Abby's hands were shaking, "IF YOU KNEW THE TRUTH, YOU'D UNDERSTAND WHY NUMBUH FIVE IS SO MAD!!!"

Abby stormed out of the room, slamming the door.

"What's her problem?" Nigel wondered aloud.

Wally couldn't take it anymore. "It's you," he snarled, "You've ruined everything! You should've thought about how it would affect the team. Afftect Numbuhs 2 and 5. Think of how this affected me of all people! Well, listen to me, mate-"

"Guys," Hoagie interupted, "We gotta go to school."

And so the five walked to school. Nigel and Kuki walked ahead, Wally and Abby behind. Hoagie stayed in the middle to keep Abby and Wally from pouncing on Nigel.

It seemed like the longest school day ever. Luckily, Kuki and Nigel were in a different class from Wally, Abby and Hoagie.

"Mr. Beatles," the teacher, Mrs. Thompson said, "Do you, uh, want to read, er, your report?"

Wally was still furious at Nigel and didn't want to talk. Hoagie raised his hand.

"Uh, Mrs. Thompson," Hoagie said, "Numbuh 4 had a problem at, uh, home. So he's not really in the mood to talk."

"Oh, okay," Mrs. Thompson sighed in relief, "How about you Miss Lincoln? Would you like to read your report?"

"Numbuh 5 had a problem at home, too," Abby looked down.

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If school wasn't bad, what happened after sure was. Back at the treehouse, the tension thickened as Kuki talked on and on about the carnival.

"Ooh, we should all go together," she said, "We can play games and go on rides. It'll be so much fun!"

"Phht!" Wally scoffed, "Fun for you."

Kuki skipped away and Abby sneered (if that's even a word). Abby wasn't mad at Kuki, she was jealous of Kuki. Abby wanted nothing but to be in Kuki's shoes now that-

"Oh, brother," Abby said as she headed toward the bathroom, "Numbuh 5 has gotta stop drinking so much soda."

Hoagie, seeing Wally and Nigel on opposite sides of the room, staring at each other angrily, decided to tune up the M.O.S.Q.U.I.T.O.H. for the second time that day.

"So, Numbuh 4," Nigel said, "Give it up. You were too late. Don't be mad at me okay. Can't we still be friends?"

"Friends?" Wally said "FRIENDS?! Do you think we could be friends after what you did to me?!"

"Numbuh 4, please understaaaaaaaand!" Nigel screamed as Wally pinned him to the wall.

"You-" Wally roared, "YOU TOOK KUKI AWAY FROM ME!!!!"

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