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"Friends?" Wally said, "FRIENDS?! Do you think we could be friends after what you did to me?!"

"Numbuh 4, please understaaaaaaaand!" Nigel screamed as Wally pinned him to a wall.

"You-" Wally roared, "YOU TOOK KUKI AWAY FROM ME!!!!"

Connection Re-enstablished

Abby's Plan

"Numbuh 4, please stop," Nigel begged.

"I'm gonna beat the crud out of you," Wally held up a fist.

"Numbuh 4! Stop!" Kuki ran into the room.

"Kuki!" Wally dropped Nigel, "How can you say yes to him and not me?"

"You never asked," Kuki shrugged, "Now why don't you leave Numbuh 1 alone?"

Wally didn't say anything. He just walked to his room.

"How could Numbuh 1 ask Kuki out? How could Numbuh 3 agree to it?" Wally muttered to himself, "I...never...asked? I'm just too slow. I should've said something before. Oh, crud!"

"Pst."

"What?" Wally looked around, "What was that?"

"Over here."

"Are you my conscience?" Wally asked. (A/N: Okay, I stole that from Finding Nemo but I like the line.)

"No, idiot, it's Numbuh 5."

Wally walked into Abby's room, "What do you want?"

"Numbuh 4," Abby began, "I'm just as mad at Nigel and Kuki as you are."

"But why?"

Abby blushed, "Never mind that."

"You like Numbuh 1," Wally teased, "Nigel and Abby sitting in a tree-"

"Okay, okay, fine," Abby said, "I like Numbuh 1. Now can you listen to me?"

"Sure," Wally smiled, "Nigel-lover."

Abby sighed, "Jealousy."

"Bless you."

"Oh, thanks- NO Numbuh 4! We just have to make Numbuhs 1 and 3 jealous of us so they break up and be with us," Abby explained.

Wally thought for a moment, 41Q. "I don't get it."

"We have to pretend to 'go out' with each other," Abby said, "It works on T.V."

"You? Me? Together?" Wally asked, "Ew! Yuck! Sorry, Numbuh 5, but there's only room in my heart for Kuki."

"No, dingdong," Abby said, "Pretend."

"Oh, well if it makes Numbuh 3 come to me than fine," Wally smiled.

"We have to let Numbuh 2 know," Abby said, "We don't want him all surprised and crazy and junk. We'll test on him. See how he reacts then tell him we're just pretending. Come on, Numbuh 4."

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"You guys are what?!" Hoagie screamed, "Man, Numbuh 4, I can't believed you stooped down to that level just to get Numbuh 3's attention."

"And what does that mean?" Abby asked.

"No nothing wrong with you Numbuh 5," Hoagie stammered, "I meant why would Numbuh 4 just go to the next available girl after one broke his heart?"

"What are you talking about?" Wally asked, "Maybe it just so happens that I like Numbuh 5."

Hoagie was in shock. Wally and Abby looked at each other, then laughed.

"Ha, ha, sucka," Abby said, "I can't believe he fell for it."

"I know, let's just hope Numbuhs 1 and 3 are as stupid," Wally said.

"What are you guys talking about?" said a very confused Hoagie.

"It's a way to get Numbuh 3 back to me," Wally explained, "We're gonna make her and Numbuh 1 jealous."

"Oh, I get it," Hoagie laughed, "But I just have one question. Why are you in on this Numbuh 5?"

"Oh... well... you see..." Abby blushed.

"Abby and Nigel sitting in a tree..." Hoagie and Wally sang.

Writer's Glock Engaged. Darn, writer's block. Well as you can see, the Ultimate never happening couple is a 1/3 causing a 4/5. Now that can never happen can it?