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Last time:

"What are you guys talking about?" said a very confused Hoagie.

"It's a way to get Numbuh 3 back to me," Wally explained, "We're gonna make her and Numbuh 1 jealous."

"Oh, I get it," Hoagie laughed, "But I just have one question. Why are you in on this Numbuh 5?"

"Oh... well... you see..." Abby blushed.

"Abby and Nigel sitting in a tree..." Hoagie and Wally sang.

Writer's Block Destroyed

Carnival

"So are we gonna go to the carnival together, Numbuh 1? Huh, huh?" Kuki asked.

"Of course," Nigel smiled, "We'll go tonight."

"Ooh, yay! I'm gonna tell Numbuhs 2, 4, and 5," Kuki bounced out of the room.

"Uh, wait, Kuki!" Nigel said, "I don't think they'll agree."

"Hey, what are you all doing in Numbuh 2's room?" Kuki asked, "Are we having a part- eeeeeaaaaakkkk!"

"What's wrong, Numbuh 3?" Wally asked.

"You have your arm around Numbuh 5 like you guys are...are..."

"Oh, you didn't hear the news," Hoagie smirked.

"What news?" Nigel came into the room, "Numbuh 3, shouldn't we get ready for toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!"

"Are you okay, Numbuh 1?" Abby leaned on Wally, "Never seen a boyfriend and girlfriend before?"

"Oh, how cute, Numbuh 5," Kuki giggled, "You guys look so great together. Hey! Maybe we should go to the carnival tonight. It could be like a double date!"

"Yeah, Numbuh 5, cute," Nigel frowned, "Now quit joking around and let's go to the carnival."

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"What do we do first team?" Nigel said.

"I'm going for the food," Hoagie took off, "Carmel apples, popcorn, and soda, here I come!"

"Ooh, can we go on the Rainbow Monkey ride?" Kuki jumped.

"Uh, yeah, sure," Nigel held her hand, "What are you two going to do?"

"We don't know," Abby winced at Nigel and Kuki holding hands, "I'm sure we'll find something."

"Okay, see you," Nigel walked away. When Abby and Wally were out of earshot, he said, "Hey Numbuh 3, don't you think it's kinda weird that Numbuhs 4 and 5 are going out right after we are?"

"I think it's adorable," Kuki looked at them, "Numbuh 4 needs to have some sort of love-life. I mean how can he not like someone?"

"Oh, don't worry, Numbuh 3," Nigel said, "I think he did like someone before."

As Nigel and Kuki walked onto the ride, Wally and Abby burst out in laughter.

"Man, sucka took the bait," Abby said, "Can you believe how many times they looked back at us? I think they actually believe we're going out!"

"Yeah," Wally took a deep breath, "So what do you wanna do now?"

"I don't know," Abby looked around, "Wanna go on the ferris wheel?"

"Sure," Wally said.

Meanwhile, Hoagie was doing some work of his own...

"Ah, yes," he said, "One large popcorn, an extra large soda, fried dough, a chili dog and a candy apple."

"Here you go," the stand owner hand Hoagie the food. Hoagie went to sit down.

"I wonder how the 1x3 vs.4x5 conflict is going," he said to himself, "Oh well."

Hoagie started eating.

Annoying Brothers Activated. My brothers are making me go off the computer.