Merry was running down the hall as fast as he could, trying to get away from Frodo and Sam. He never thought that Pippin was telling the truth about them being gay ninjas, so that came as a real shock to him.
"Merry!" yelled, Pippin, coming up behind him, "Stop! The coast is clear."
Merry stopped and Pippin came up to him.
"That was the strangest conversation I've ever had with Frodo and Sam," said Merry, awestruck.
"You think that's bad," said Pippin, "One time, I heard a conversation between Gandalf and Elrond, arguing about which color to paint their bathroom."
Merry just stared at Pippin. "Right, Pip," he said. "That's great."
"OMG!" shouted Pippin all of a sudden.
"WTH is O-M-G???" asked Merry.
"Oh my god," said Pippin, "And what the heck is WTH???"
"Oh puhleeze," sighed Merry.
"Really?" asked Pippin, "Is that what it is?"
"No Pip, it's not -"
Just then Arwen came up to them wearing a bikini.
Merry and Pippin began drooling.
"What?" said Arwen, "I was swimming with Aragorn."
Merry and Pippin continuted to stare and drool.
Arwen sighed. "My father says to come to dinner, I will show you where it is."
"Sure thing, hun," said Pippin.
"What?" said Arwen.
"Lead on, milady," said Merry, elbowing Pippin in the ribs.
"WTH, you're being soooo fake, Merry," said Pippin.
"Well at least I'm not calling the King of Gondor's wife HUN!!!" whispered Merry as they followed Arwen to dinner.
"WTH," said Pippin.
"What dyou mean, WTH???" asked Merry, confused.
"It means, 'oh puhleeze', doesn't it?" asked Pippin.
"Oh no, here we go again . . ."
They walked into the room where they were eating dinner with just about everyone in Rivendell, but Frodo, Sam, and Gollum were nowhere to be seen.
Everyone there was already eating, so Merry and Pippin sat down and began eating.
Unfortunately, they had sat right across from Gimli and Gandalf. (Gandalf was wearing very baggy pants and an oversized shirt.)
Seeing as they couldn't do anything to Merry and Pippin with the whole of Rivendell watching, they merely sneered and growled at them through the entire meal.
After Merry and Pippin had had third helpings of everything, they laid back to relax.
But then, Frodo and Sam ran into the room.
"Waaaaaaa!" they shouted, "Wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa!" and they left the room.
Legolas looked over at Merry and Pippin.
"See Merry," said Pippin, "I told you they were gay ninja hobbits."
"But -" said Legolas.
"Let the lad finish," said Gimli, for everyone's eyes were on Pippin.
"I told Merry they were gay ninja hobbits, but he wouldn't believe me," said Pippin, taking a bite out of another apple.
"No way," said Legolas, "You said Merry told you they were gay ninja hobbits!"
"Ugh," said Gimli, "Legolas, you are such a blonde."
"And proud of it," said another blonde elf, and he and Legolas tried to high-five each other but missed and slapped each others' faces instead. Oops.
"Anyway," said Pippin, "Legolas has just gone mad. I knew all along they were gay ninjas."
Legolas stared at Pippin, his hand still on his face.
"Okay," he muttered, "I need to stop drinking ale before I go to bed."
Then Jack Sparrow (from pirates of the caribbean, for those who don't know) came in and yelled, "Did someone mention ale? I LOVE ale!!! Drinks all around!!!"
Everyone stared at him.
"FINE," he said, "Be that way. More ale for me!"
And he left.
"That was odd," said Merry.
"That was the definition of odd," said Pippin.
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"Merry!" yelled, Pippin, coming up behind him, "Stop! The coast is clear."
Merry stopped and Pippin came up to him.
"That was the strangest conversation I've ever had with Frodo and Sam," said Merry, awestruck.
"You think that's bad," said Pippin, "One time, I heard a conversation between Gandalf and Elrond, arguing about which color to paint their bathroom."
Merry just stared at Pippin. "Right, Pip," he said. "That's great."
"OMG!" shouted Pippin all of a sudden.
"WTH is O-M-G???" asked Merry.
"Oh my god," said Pippin, "And what the heck is WTH???"
"Oh puhleeze," sighed Merry.
"Really?" asked Pippin, "Is that what it is?"
"No Pip, it's not -"
Just then Arwen came up to them wearing a bikini.
Merry and Pippin began drooling.
"What?" said Arwen, "I was swimming with Aragorn."
Merry and Pippin continuted to stare and drool.
Arwen sighed. "My father says to come to dinner, I will show you where it is."
"Sure thing, hun," said Pippin.
"What?" said Arwen.
"Lead on, milady," said Merry, elbowing Pippin in the ribs.
"WTH, you're being soooo fake, Merry," said Pippin.
"Well at least I'm not calling the King of Gondor's wife HUN!!!" whispered Merry as they followed Arwen to dinner.
"WTH," said Pippin.
"What dyou mean, WTH???" asked Merry, confused.
"It means, 'oh puhleeze', doesn't it?" asked Pippin.
"Oh no, here we go again . . ."
They walked into the room where they were eating dinner with just about everyone in Rivendell, but Frodo, Sam, and Gollum were nowhere to be seen.
Everyone there was already eating, so Merry and Pippin sat down and began eating.
Unfortunately, they had sat right across from Gimli and Gandalf. (Gandalf was wearing very baggy pants and an oversized shirt.)
Seeing as they couldn't do anything to Merry and Pippin with the whole of Rivendell watching, they merely sneered and growled at them through the entire meal.
After Merry and Pippin had had third helpings of everything, they laid back to relax.
But then, Frodo and Sam ran into the room.
"Waaaaaaa!" they shouted, "Wwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa!" and they left the room.
Legolas looked over at Merry and Pippin.
"See Merry," said Pippin, "I told you they were gay ninja hobbits."
"But -" said Legolas.
"Let the lad finish," said Gimli, for everyone's eyes were on Pippin.
"I told Merry they were gay ninja hobbits, but he wouldn't believe me," said Pippin, taking a bite out of another apple.
"No way," said Legolas, "You said Merry told you they were gay ninja hobbits!"
"Ugh," said Gimli, "Legolas, you are such a blonde."
"And proud of it," said another blonde elf, and he and Legolas tried to high-five each other but missed and slapped each others' faces instead. Oops.
"Anyway," said Pippin, "Legolas has just gone mad. I knew all along they were gay ninjas."
Legolas stared at Pippin, his hand still on his face.
"Okay," he muttered, "I need to stop drinking ale before I go to bed."
Then Jack Sparrow (from pirates of the caribbean, for those who don't know) came in and yelled, "Did someone mention ale? I LOVE ale!!! Drinks all around!!!"
Everyone stared at him.
"FINE," he said, "Be that way. More ale for me!"
And he left.
"That was odd," said Merry.
"That was the definition of odd," said Pippin.
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Thanx for all the good reviews! I'm not done, don't worry, there'll be a lot more!!! :)