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After Jack Sparrow had left, everyone had begun talking a lot. This annoyed Elrond, as he liked to be the one and only center of attention. He was soon going to have his wish. In a way he wouldn't have chosen.
Elrond was tapping on his wine glass to restore order - to no effect whatsoever . . . at first.
He tapped and tapped on his glass, trying to get everyone's attention. Then his glass broke.
An elf turned around, looked at Elrond's glass, and said, "Lord Elrond, were you trying to sing again?"
"Wha - no," said Elrond, "What are you talking about, Celriniel?"
Just then Pippin looked over. "Uh, Elrond . . . um . . ." he said.
"It's LORD Elrond to you," said Elrond, and everyone's eyes turned to him.
They all began laughing.
"What???" asked Elrond, "WHAT???"
He looked down. His robe was missing.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" he screamed, and ran out of the room.
Everyone laughed hysterically, and Pippin held up Elrond's robe and said, "He is so egotistical, he doesn't even know when someone's pulled his robe off."
Merry looked over at Pippin. "Egotistical???"
"He thinks he's all that," said Gimli.
"Aaah," said Merry.
Everyone then left the room after they had had a good laugh.
"Do you realize we've got Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Frodo, Sam, AND Elrond out to get us now?" asked Merry.
"So?" said Pippin. "They can't catch me."
"Why, because you're SMART???" said Merry sarcastically.
"Exactly," said Pippin.
Merry muttered something indistinctly.
"What was that?" said Pippin.
"Nothing, nothing . . ."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" came a loud shriek from the hallway.
"Wha . . .?"
Then Denethor came running up to them and shouted, "VIRUSES!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! WE'RE NOT HEALTHY!!!!!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE HOBBITS!!!!!" Then he looked down at Merry and Pippin.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And he ran away.
"WHAT was that???" asked Merry.
"I have a feeling we're about to find out," said Pippin, staring at the other end of the hall, where Elrond, wearing a strange-looking business suit, looked rather - er - disturbed.
"THE GAY NINJA HOBBITS!!! THEY'RE A VIRUS!!!!!" he shouted, moving rather faster than was necessary.
And he whipped past them like a speeding bullet.
Merry and Pippin looked at each other.
"Wh -"
"I don't know."
"Me neither."
"Has anyone seen my father?" asked Faramir, running up to the hobbits.
"He just ran past here a few moments ago," said Merry.
"Screaming something about viruses," added Pippin.
Merry elbowed him in the stomach.
"Oh, no," said Faramir. "BOROMIR!!!" he shouted, "FATHER HASN'T TAKEN HIS MEDICATION TODAY!!!"
"GAY NINJA HOBBITS!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Boromir, running past a shocked Merry, Pippin, and Faramir.
"Oh shit," muttered Faramir, and ran after his brother.
Merry and Pippin just looked at each other.
"Wha -"
"Yet again, I have no idea."
"Right. Neither do I."
"Lovely."
"Off to bed then, shall we?"
"Okay."
And they went off to bed.
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Don't worry, there's more. I know this is called What Merry and Pippin Do All Day, but it's going to be several days cause I just can't fit it all in one day!!!
Thanks for the good idea, Morrwen, I'm going to add the others in the next chapter :)
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After Jack Sparrow had left, everyone had begun talking a lot. This annoyed Elrond, as he liked to be the one and only center of attention. He was soon going to have his wish. In a way he wouldn't have chosen.
Elrond was tapping on his wine glass to restore order - to no effect whatsoever . . . at first.
He tapped and tapped on his glass, trying to get everyone's attention. Then his glass broke.
An elf turned around, looked at Elrond's glass, and said, "Lord Elrond, were you trying to sing again?"
"Wha - no," said Elrond, "What are you talking about, Celriniel?"
Just then Pippin looked over. "Uh, Elrond . . . um . . ." he said.
"It's LORD Elrond to you," said Elrond, and everyone's eyes turned to him.
They all began laughing.
"What???" asked Elrond, "WHAT???"
He looked down. His robe was missing.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" he screamed, and ran out of the room.
Everyone laughed hysterically, and Pippin held up Elrond's robe and said, "He is so egotistical, he doesn't even know when someone's pulled his robe off."
Merry looked over at Pippin. "Egotistical???"
"He thinks he's all that," said Gimli.
"Aaah," said Merry.
Everyone then left the room after they had had a good laugh.
"Do you realize we've got Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Frodo, Sam, AND Elrond out to get us now?" asked Merry.
"So?" said Pippin. "They can't catch me."
"Why, because you're SMART???" said Merry sarcastically.
"Exactly," said Pippin.
Merry muttered something indistinctly.
"What was that?" said Pippin.
"Nothing, nothing . . ."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" came a loud shriek from the hallway.
"Wha . . .?"
Then Denethor came running up to them and shouted, "VIRUSES!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! WE'RE NOT HEALTHY!!!!!!! STAY AWAY FROM THE HOBBITS!!!!!" Then he looked down at Merry and Pippin.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And he ran away.
"WHAT was that???" asked Merry.
"I have a feeling we're about to find out," said Pippin, staring at the other end of the hall, where Elrond, wearing a strange-looking business suit, looked rather - er - disturbed.
"THE GAY NINJA HOBBITS!!! THEY'RE A VIRUS!!!!!" he shouted, moving rather faster than was necessary.
And he whipped past them like a speeding bullet.
Merry and Pippin looked at each other.
"Wh -"
"I don't know."
"Me neither."
"Has anyone seen my father?" asked Faramir, running up to the hobbits.
"He just ran past here a few moments ago," said Merry.
"Screaming something about viruses," added Pippin.
Merry elbowed him in the stomach.
"Oh, no," said Faramir. "BOROMIR!!!" he shouted, "FATHER HASN'T TAKEN HIS MEDICATION TODAY!!!"
"GAY NINJA HOBBITS!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Boromir, running past a shocked Merry, Pippin, and Faramir.
"Oh shit," muttered Faramir, and ran after his brother.
Merry and Pippin just looked at each other.
"Wha -"
"Yet again, I have no idea."
"Right. Neither do I."
"Lovely."
"Off to bed then, shall we?"
"Okay."
And they went off to bed.
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Don't worry, there's more. I know this is called What Merry and Pippin Do All Day, but it's going to be several days cause I just can't fit it all in one day!!!
Thanks for the good idea, Morrwen, I'm going to add the others in the next chapter :)