Ok, I know the last chapter was a little short, but im gonna try to make this one longer :):):)
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The next morning, Merry and Pippin woke up to the sound of banging pots and pans.
"Wha - what's going on?" Pippin asked with a huge yawn, getting up to look around.
"Sam's banging pots and pans in his sleep," said Merry, sitting up. "Look."
And indeed, Sam WAS banging pots and pans in his sleep, and muttering, "Look out, Mr. Frodo, here comes the troll - *snore* - HA! I got it Mr. Frodo, did you see . . .? *snore*"
Merry and Pippin raised their eyebrows.
"Uh . . . Let's leave," said Merry, and Pippin nodded, and they got dressed and headed outside.
"While we're up . . ." said Pippin, an evil grin on his face.
"No, Pip, don't -"
But Pippin was already running down to Eomer's bedchamber.
"Oh, no, Pippin -"
"Come on, Merry!" said Pippin. He held up two bottles of silly string. "Look what I've got!"
Merry looked considerably happier, and ran to catch up with Pippin. "Oooooo, YAY!!! Silly sting! I LOVE silly string!!!" said Merry.
"And you know what I love more," said Pippin, a mischievous smile playing across his face.
"What? What?" asked Merry energetically.
"Spraying it all over Eomer!" Pippin said, and with that, he and Merry bounded off to Eomer's bedchamber.
"Shh," said Pippin when they were right outside the door, "Don't wake him up."
They tiptoed into the room, and were almost blinded by the bright pink color that seemed to cover every inch of Eomer's room.
"Woah," said Merry, "Way too much pink," he said, looking around, disgusted. "What is he, gay???"
"Oh no, we don't need anymore gay people in Rivendell," said Pippin. "Let's just say he's obsessed with pink."
"Right," said Merry, taking the cap off his silly string. "Ready?"
"On the count of three," said Pippin, taking the cap off his own bottle. "One . . ."
"Two . . ."
"No, no, no . . . it's the pink bunnies, no, no . . ." muttered Eomer in his sleep.
Merry stared at Pippin.
"Don't ask me," whispered Pippin. "One -"
"Two -"
"Three!"
They sprayed silly string all over Eomer, and all over his room. The whole time, he didn't wake up.
"Phew," said Pippin, "Well, we'd better get out of here, before . . ."
Eomer gave a huge yawn and opened his eyes.
"RUN!" yelled Pippin, and the hobbits dashed out of the room.
"WHA - MERRY!!!!!!!! PIPPIN!!!!!!!!!" they heard Eomer yell.
"RRRUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!" shouted Pippin, and they ran and ran and ran until they bumped into a pole again.
"Ouch," said Merry, rubbing his head, "You know, Pip, I think we've lost him . . ." but then he looked up and realized that what he had mistaken for a pole for a second time was actually Legolas. And he was looking murderous.
"RUN!" shouted Pippin, and they hightailed it back to their room.
"Phew," said Pippin, "That was close."
Then he heard a grunting noise behind him. He turned around to see Sam, holding up his frying pan. He was sleepwalking.
"Uh," said Merry, "Maybe we should run . . ."
"Nah," said Pippin, "He's probably just -"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!" shouted Sam, waving his frying pan around.
"RUN!" yelled Pippin, again.
And they ran and ran and ran until they bumped into Elrond.
"Oh, sorry Lord Elrond, I -"
"VIRUSES!!!" shouted Elrond, "WE MUST GET RID OF THEM!!! DENETHOR!!!!!"
Then Denethor came in, carrying Gimli's axe . . .
"AAAAAAAA!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, PIP!!!"
And they ran away again.
"Okay, I'm really getting tired of this," said Pippin.
"Yeah, me too," said Merry, panting, and he slumped down against the wall. "Let's take a breather."
And he and Pippin sat there for two minutes, until Gimli came running down the hall.
"YOU STUPID HOBBITS!" he shouted, "YOU TOOK MY AXE!!!"
"But Gimli, it wasn't us, it was Den-"
"EXCUSES! I HATE EXCUSES!" yelled Gimli, and Merry and Pippin looked at each other and ran away.
"Pippin, we c-can't keep running like this!" said Merry, slowing down.
"I know I kn - whoops . . ."
He had smashed another vase.
"Oh for the love of my potatoes," said Merry, "That had better not have been one of Gandalf's -"
But Merry's worst fears were confirmed as Gandalf yelled hoarsely, "I've got you now, Peregrin Took!!!" and running at them like a maniac, with a huge bug-catching net in his hand.
"Pip, you know what to do," said Merry, and he nodded and they both ran for their lives.
They stopped when they realized they were lost again.
"Okay," said Pippin, "NOW where are we?"
"Dunno," said Merry, looking around. "Hey! Lady Eowyn!"
Eowyn turned around. "Oh hello Merry," she said. "What brings you to this part of Rivendell?"
The hobbits looked at each other.
"Uh," said Pippin.
"Long story," said Merry.
"Oh," said Eowyn, smiling. "I see."
"So what are YOU doing in this part of Rivendell, milady?" asked Merry.
Eowyn's expression turned sour.
"Why?" she asked. "It is none of your business."
"But -"
"Don't be so nosy, Master Brandybuck."
"But -"
"You too, Master Took!"
"Okay, I wont," said Merry, looking concernedly at Eowyn.
Eowyn nodded and her expression lightened.
Merry and Pippin stood there, staring at her.
"What?" she asked.
"Nothing," they said together.
"Well, why are you just standing there?"
"We have nothing else to do."
"Well, go play childish games and whatnot!" yelled Eowyn. "Go! Shoo!"
"Uh, fine . . ." said Pippin, and they left.
"What was that about?" asked Pippin, as they turned a corner.
"Beats me," said Merry, shrugging. "Eowyn might be on drugs."
Pippin looked at Merry skeptically.
"Never mind," said Merry.
BOOM!
"Woah, what was that?" asked Merry."
"Oooooh, maybe it's one of Gandalf's fireworks!" said Pippin hopefully.
"Pip," said Merry, "I don't really think Gandalf's in the mood for - what the . . ."
Boromir was walking around with an armfull of fireworks.
"No, but maybe Boromir is," said Pippin. "Oi! Boromir!" he shouted, "Lemme have some of those -"
"AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" Boromir screamed, dropping the fireworks, "HOBBITS!!!!!! THE VIRUS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"
And he ran away, tripping over things in the process.
"Uh . . ." said Merry, "Pip . . ."
"What?" said Pippin, who was looking at where Boromir had been just seconds ago.
"Turn around, and don't move," said a slimy, hoarse voice. Pippin did as he was told. Wow. That's a first.
It was Grima Wormtounge, in a ninja suit.
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Bet you're wondering why Wormtounge's in a ninja suit, huh? And why Eowyn's acting so strange??? And what would happen if, say, all who were out to get revenge on Merry and Pippin formed some sort of an alliance??? Read the next chapter to find out!!! I'm working on it :)
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The next morning, Merry and Pippin woke up to the sound of banging pots and pans.
"Wha - what's going on?" Pippin asked with a huge yawn, getting up to look around.
"Sam's banging pots and pans in his sleep," said Merry, sitting up. "Look."
And indeed, Sam WAS banging pots and pans in his sleep, and muttering, "Look out, Mr. Frodo, here comes the troll - *snore* - HA! I got it Mr. Frodo, did you see . . .? *snore*"
Merry and Pippin raised their eyebrows.
"Uh . . . Let's leave," said Merry, and Pippin nodded, and they got dressed and headed outside.
"While we're up . . ." said Pippin, an evil grin on his face.
"No, Pip, don't -"
But Pippin was already running down to Eomer's bedchamber.
"Oh, no, Pippin -"
"Come on, Merry!" said Pippin. He held up two bottles of silly string. "Look what I've got!"
Merry looked considerably happier, and ran to catch up with Pippin. "Oooooo, YAY!!! Silly sting! I LOVE silly string!!!" said Merry.
"And you know what I love more," said Pippin, a mischievous smile playing across his face.
"What? What?" asked Merry energetically.
"Spraying it all over Eomer!" Pippin said, and with that, he and Merry bounded off to Eomer's bedchamber.
"Shh," said Pippin when they were right outside the door, "Don't wake him up."
They tiptoed into the room, and were almost blinded by the bright pink color that seemed to cover every inch of Eomer's room.
"Woah," said Merry, "Way too much pink," he said, looking around, disgusted. "What is he, gay???"
"Oh no, we don't need anymore gay people in Rivendell," said Pippin. "Let's just say he's obsessed with pink."
"Right," said Merry, taking the cap off his silly string. "Ready?"
"On the count of three," said Pippin, taking the cap off his own bottle. "One . . ."
"Two . . ."
"No, no, no . . . it's the pink bunnies, no, no . . ." muttered Eomer in his sleep.
Merry stared at Pippin.
"Don't ask me," whispered Pippin. "One -"
"Two -"
"Three!"
They sprayed silly string all over Eomer, and all over his room. The whole time, he didn't wake up.
"Phew," said Pippin, "Well, we'd better get out of here, before . . ."
Eomer gave a huge yawn and opened his eyes.
"RUN!" yelled Pippin, and the hobbits dashed out of the room.
"WHA - MERRY!!!!!!!! PIPPIN!!!!!!!!!" they heard Eomer yell.
"RRRUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!" shouted Pippin, and they ran and ran and ran until they bumped into a pole again.
"Ouch," said Merry, rubbing his head, "You know, Pip, I think we've lost him . . ." but then he looked up and realized that what he had mistaken for a pole for a second time was actually Legolas. And he was looking murderous.
"RUN!" shouted Pippin, and they hightailed it back to their room.
"Phew," said Pippin, "That was close."
Then he heard a grunting noise behind him. He turned around to see Sam, holding up his frying pan. He was sleepwalking.
"Uh," said Merry, "Maybe we should run . . ."
"Nah," said Pippin, "He's probably just -"
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!" shouted Sam, waving his frying pan around.
"RUN!" yelled Pippin, again.
And they ran and ran and ran until they bumped into Elrond.
"Oh, sorry Lord Elrond, I -"
"VIRUSES!!!" shouted Elrond, "WE MUST GET RID OF THEM!!! DENETHOR!!!!!"
Then Denethor came in, carrying Gimli's axe . . .
"AAAAAAAA!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, PIP!!!"
And they ran away again.
"Okay, I'm really getting tired of this," said Pippin.
"Yeah, me too," said Merry, panting, and he slumped down against the wall. "Let's take a breather."
And he and Pippin sat there for two minutes, until Gimli came running down the hall.
"YOU STUPID HOBBITS!" he shouted, "YOU TOOK MY AXE!!!"
"But Gimli, it wasn't us, it was Den-"
"EXCUSES! I HATE EXCUSES!" yelled Gimli, and Merry and Pippin looked at each other and ran away.
"Pippin, we c-can't keep running like this!" said Merry, slowing down.
"I know I kn - whoops . . ."
He had smashed another vase.
"Oh for the love of my potatoes," said Merry, "That had better not have been one of Gandalf's -"
But Merry's worst fears were confirmed as Gandalf yelled hoarsely, "I've got you now, Peregrin Took!!!" and running at them like a maniac, with a huge bug-catching net in his hand.
"Pip, you know what to do," said Merry, and he nodded and they both ran for their lives.
They stopped when they realized they were lost again.
"Okay," said Pippin, "NOW where are we?"
"Dunno," said Merry, looking around. "Hey! Lady Eowyn!"
Eowyn turned around. "Oh hello Merry," she said. "What brings you to this part of Rivendell?"
The hobbits looked at each other.
"Uh," said Pippin.
"Long story," said Merry.
"Oh," said Eowyn, smiling. "I see."
"So what are YOU doing in this part of Rivendell, milady?" asked Merry.
Eowyn's expression turned sour.
"Why?" she asked. "It is none of your business."
"But -"
"Don't be so nosy, Master Brandybuck."
"But -"
"You too, Master Took!"
"Okay, I wont," said Merry, looking concernedly at Eowyn.
Eowyn nodded and her expression lightened.
Merry and Pippin stood there, staring at her.
"What?" she asked.
"Nothing," they said together.
"Well, why are you just standing there?"
"We have nothing else to do."
"Well, go play childish games and whatnot!" yelled Eowyn. "Go! Shoo!"
"Uh, fine . . ." said Pippin, and they left.
"What was that about?" asked Pippin, as they turned a corner.
"Beats me," said Merry, shrugging. "Eowyn might be on drugs."
Pippin looked at Merry skeptically.
"Never mind," said Merry.
BOOM!
"Woah, what was that?" asked Merry."
"Oooooh, maybe it's one of Gandalf's fireworks!" said Pippin hopefully.
"Pip," said Merry, "I don't really think Gandalf's in the mood for - what the . . ."
Boromir was walking around with an armfull of fireworks.
"No, but maybe Boromir is," said Pippin. "Oi! Boromir!" he shouted, "Lemme have some of those -"
"AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!" Boromir screamed, dropping the fireworks, "HOBBITS!!!!!! THE VIRUS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"
And he ran away, tripping over things in the process.
"Uh . . ." said Merry, "Pip . . ."
"What?" said Pippin, who was looking at where Boromir had been just seconds ago.
"Turn around, and don't move," said a slimy, hoarse voice. Pippin did as he was told. Wow. That's a first.
It was Grima Wormtounge, in a ninja suit.
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Bet you're wondering why Wormtounge's in a ninja suit, huh? And why Eowyn's acting so strange??? And what would happen if, say, all who were out to get revenge on Merry and Pippin formed some sort of an alliance??? Read the next chapter to find out!!! I'm working on it :)