Pippin stared in disbelief.
"Wormtounge???" he asked, beginning to crack up.
"It is GRIMA Wormtounge to you, little halfling," said Wormtounge.
"Are you a gay ninja hobbit too?" asked Merry.
"Well, at least a gay ninja," Pippin whispered as he stopped laughing. "I don't think he's a hobbit, Merry."
"Oh, right."
"I am a ninja, but whether gay nor hobbit I do not know," said Wormtounge.
"You don't know if you're GAY or not???" asked Merry incredulously, and he began laughing so hard he had to grab hold of Pippin's shoulder for support.
Wormtounge gave him a threatening look and he stopped laughing.
"My master has commanded me to -"
"Woah, woah, wait a minute . . ." said Pippin. "Your MASTER??? You mean all these gay ninjas have a master?"
"Waaaaaaah!" shouted Wormtounge, and this silenced Pippin. "We do not speak the Master's name."
"Why not?" asked Merry.
"Uh -" Wormtounge thought for a minute. "Hold on a minute, I know this . . . it's on the tip of my tongue . . ."
A director ran up to Wormtounge, handed him a little peice of paper, and ran away.
"Ah, right," said Wormtounge, looking at the paper, crumpling it and putting it in his pocket. "Because she said so."
"She?" asked Pippin.
"Yes, the fair lady, her name is -"
He stopped.
"Never mind. I must be going now," said Wormtounge, and he ran off.
Before Merry or Pippin could say anything, Rosie Cotton ran up to them and panted, "Everyone - and I mean - EVERYONE - is after - y - you . . ."
"Where are they?" asked Pippin.
Rosie pointed to where she had just come from. "I don't know what you did this time, but Elrond and Gimli are particularly angry, and my poor Samwise still hasn't woken up."
"Uh oh," said Merry, as he heard distant shouting, coming nearer and nearer.
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Sorry this chapter's so short :( but im writing more dont worry
"Wormtounge???" he asked, beginning to crack up.
"It is GRIMA Wormtounge to you, little halfling," said Wormtounge.
"Are you a gay ninja hobbit too?" asked Merry.
"Well, at least a gay ninja," Pippin whispered as he stopped laughing. "I don't think he's a hobbit, Merry."
"Oh, right."
"I am a ninja, but whether gay nor hobbit I do not know," said Wormtounge.
"You don't know if you're GAY or not???" asked Merry incredulously, and he began laughing so hard he had to grab hold of Pippin's shoulder for support.
Wormtounge gave him a threatening look and he stopped laughing.
"My master has commanded me to -"
"Woah, woah, wait a minute . . ." said Pippin. "Your MASTER??? You mean all these gay ninjas have a master?"
"Waaaaaaah!" shouted Wormtounge, and this silenced Pippin. "We do not speak the Master's name."
"Why not?" asked Merry.
"Uh -" Wormtounge thought for a minute. "Hold on a minute, I know this . . . it's on the tip of my tongue . . ."
A director ran up to Wormtounge, handed him a little peice of paper, and ran away.
"Ah, right," said Wormtounge, looking at the paper, crumpling it and putting it in his pocket. "Because she said so."
"She?" asked Pippin.
"Yes, the fair lady, her name is -"
He stopped.
"Never mind. I must be going now," said Wormtounge, and he ran off.
Before Merry or Pippin could say anything, Rosie Cotton ran up to them and panted, "Everyone - and I mean - EVERYONE - is after - y - you . . ."
"Where are they?" asked Pippin.
Rosie pointed to where she had just come from. "I don't know what you did this time, but Elrond and Gimli are particularly angry, and my poor Samwise still hasn't woken up."
"Uh oh," said Merry, as he heard distant shouting, coming nearer and nearer.
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Sorry this chapter's so short :( but im writing more dont worry