"Pippin, I wish I didn't have to say this again . . . but . . . RUN!!!" shouted Merry, as he heard Elrond's distant shouts of - "You took my favorite robe!" and Gandalf's shouts of "You broke my favorite vase!" and Sam's shouts of "RAAAAR!!!!!" As you can see, they had a lot to run from.
Merry and Pippin sprinted down the hall, looking for a safe place to hide.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" shouted Pippin, waving his arms in the air as he ran.
They turned a corner and bumped into a pole. AGAIN. And, yet again, it was no pole, but Legolas.
"YOU LIED ABOUT THE GAY NINJAS!!!" he shouted at Pippin, and Merry and Pippin ran under his legs and dashed out behind him, his shouts of, "Stupid hobbits!" echoing behind them.
They ran and ran and ran, till it seemed like ages and the shouts of, "HOBBITS ARE A VIRUS, WE MUST DESTROY THEM!!!" had not yet ceased.
"Merry!" said Pippin, the first to complain, as usual, "I can't - run any - any longer!!!"
"Come on!" said Merry, motioning forward, trying to find a place to hide.
"I - have a - really BAD - sidestitch!" said Pippin, holding his side.
"Uuuuh . . ." said Merry, looking around for a place - ANY place - to hide. "Here! Follow me!"
And he led Pippin into a closet.
They stood there for a little while, and then they heard all these thundering footsteps and loud yells come from outside the door and then the mob passed.
"You know what, Merry?" said Pippin.
"What?" said Merry.
"I'm glad you're not a gay ninja hobbit."
"Why's that?"
"For obvious reasons."
"Oh."
"One of them being that we are trapped in a closet, with very little space and we couldn't be squashed together more."
"Oh."
Merry thought for a moment, then scooched as far away as he could from Pippin. "YOU'RE not a gay ninja hobbit, are you???" he asked.
"No!" said Pippin, "I'd have to be completely STUPID to be a gay ninja -"
Merry backed away even farther, which kinda hurt, as he was backing into solid wall.
"Pippin," he said, "You ARE completely stupid."
"Well, I - hey!"
"Kidding."
"Oh."
"Um, let's get out of here . . ."
"Right."
And they got out of the closet.
"Here you are, Master . . . the One Sock is at your command . . ."
"Merry, did you hear that?" asked Pippin, looking around.
"Yeah," said Merry. "Look!"
He pointed around the corner, and there he and Pippin saw Frodo presenting Eowyn with the One Sock.
"Is Eowyn a gay ninja too?" asked Pippin.
Eowyn had heard him, and she pounced on him, pinning him down to the floor, while Frodo grabbed Merry before he could get away.
"I'm sorry, milady, i didn't mean to offend -"
"You've offended no one, hobbit," said Eowyn. She thought for a moment. "Scratch that, I mean you've offended everyone BUT me. You've just forgotten to say the correct term. It is not GAY, it's LESBIAN."
"So Frodo's a lesbian ninja hobbit?" asked Merry.
"No, I am a lesbain ninja, Frodo is a gay ninja hobbit."
"Oh I see."
"Is that the One Sock?" asked Pippin in awe.
"It's MINE!" shouted Gollum, who had come up behind them, "MY OWN!!! MY PRRRRECIOUSSS!!!!!" And he grabbed the Sock from Eowyn and took a good whiff. He then fainted.
"Well," said Pippin, "He's not going to wake up very happy, is he?"
Merry and Pippin sprinted down the hall, looking for a safe place to hide.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" shouted Pippin, waving his arms in the air as he ran.
They turned a corner and bumped into a pole. AGAIN. And, yet again, it was no pole, but Legolas.
"YOU LIED ABOUT THE GAY NINJAS!!!" he shouted at Pippin, and Merry and Pippin ran under his legs and dashed out behind him, his shouts of, "Stupid hobbits!" echoing behind them.
They ran and ran and ran, till it seemed like ages and the shouts of, "HOBBITS ARE A VIRUS, WE MUST DESTROY THEM!!!" had not yet ceased.
"Merry!" said Pippin, the first to complain, as usual, "I can't - run any - any longer!!!"
"Come on!" said Merry, motioning forward, trying to find a place to hide.
"I - have a - really BAD - sidestitch!" said Pippin, holding his side.
"Uuuuh . . ." said Merry, looking around for a place - ANY place - to hide. "Here! Follow me!"
And he led Pippin into a closet.
They stood there for a little while, and then they heard all these thundering footsteps and loud yells come from outside the door and then the mob passed.
"You know what, Merry?" said Pippin.
"What?" said Merry.
"I'm glad you're not a gay ninja hobbit."
"Why's that?"
"For obvious reasons."
"Oh."
"One of them being that we are trapped in a closet, with very little space and we couldn't be squashed together more."
"Oh."
Merry thought for a moment, then scooched as far away as he could from Pippin. "YOU'RE not a gay ninja hobbit, are you???" he asked.
"No!" said Pippin, "I'd have to be completely STUPID to be a gay ninja -"
Merry backed away even farther, which kinda hurt, as he was backing into solid wall.
"Pippin," he said, "You ARE completely stupid."
"Well, I - hey!"
"Kidding."
"Oh."
"Um, let's get out of here . . ."
"Right."
And they got out of the closet.
"Here you are, Master . . . the One Sock is at your command . . ."
"Merry, did you hear that?" asked Pippin, looking around.
"Yeah," said Merry. "Look!"
He pointed around the corner, and there he and Pippin saw Frodo presenting Eowyn with the One Sock.
"Is Eowyn a gay ninja too?" asked Pippin.
Eowyn had heard him, and she pounced on him, pinning him down to the floor, while Frodo grabbed Merry before he could get away.
"I'm sorry, milady, i didn't mean to offend -"
"You've offended no one, hobbit," said Eowyn. She thought for a moment. "Scratch that, I mean you've offended everyone BUT me. You've just forgotten to say the correct term. It is not GAY, it's LESBIAN."
"So Frodo's a lesbian ninja hobbit?" asked Merry.
"No, I am a lesbain ninja, Frodo is a gay ninja hobbit."
"Oh I see."
"Is that the One Sock?" asked Pippin in awe.
"It's MINE!" shouted Gollum, who had come up behind them, "MY OWN!!! MY PRRRRECIOUSSS!!!!!" And he grabbed the Sock from Eowyn and took a good whiff. He then fainted.
"Well," said Pippin, "He's not going to wake up very happy, is he?"