The next morning, Elrond sent ten of his warriors out to find the gay ninjas, but only three came back, two of them carrying the third, who was dressed in a ninja suit.
Elrond decided he couldn't trust this job to just anyone, so he called upon his two sons, Elladan and Elrohir to finish the task, and Merry and Pippin overheard their conversation.
"What?" asked Elrohir when Elrond had told them what they were to do, "We're supposed to capture a band of GAY NINJA HOBBITS???"
"Precisely," said Elrond, glad his sons understood.
Elladan and Elrohir looked at each other.
"Um," said Elladan, "May I have a word with Elrohir, father?"
"Yes, I suppose," said Elrond, and Elladan pulled Elrohir into a corner. Merry and Pippin shrank into the shadows so as not to be seen.
"Elrohir," said Elladan, "I do not think father has taken his medicine."
"You're right," said Elrohir. "The other day I saw him dancing with his coat rack again."
"That's nothing," said Elladan, "I saw him flirting with the TV."
"So he hasn't been taking his medicine for a few days," said Elrohir, concern written all across his brow. Literally.
"Uh, Elrohir," said Elladan, "What did you do to your - I mean, why is your . . . ???"
"What?" asked Elrohir, "What are you talking about?"
Elladan pointed to Elrohir's brow, and Elrohir took out a small mirror from his pocket and gasped.
"Elladan! What did you DO???"
"It wasn't me!" said Elladan quickly, "It must've been . . ."
"Pippin," they said simultaneously.
Pippin snickered, for it HAD been him. Who knows how his strange little mind works . . .
Unfortunately for Pippin, Elladan, with his keen hearing, had heard this snicker, and pulled Merry and Pippin out from their corner.
"AAAA!!!" said Pippin as he was pulled up by the scruff of the neck.
"What's all this yelling?" asked Elrond, and then he spotted Merry and Pippin.
"HOBBITS!" yelled Elrohir triumphantly, "I think we've found some gay ninja hobbits -"
"No, no, no," said Elrond, "They're not wearing the ninja suits, see?"
"Duh," said Elladan, shaking his head.
Elrohir dropped Pippin and Elladan dropped Merry.
"Leave now and I won't chop your head off," threatened Elrohir.
Merry and Pippin ran away.
"That was close," said Pippin.
"You're hopeless, Pip."
"I have lots of hope!" said Pippin. "I hope they're going to catch the gay ninja hobbits."
Merry whacked his forehead, looked up at the ceiling, and said, "What did I so to deserve this???"
Pippin looked at him concernedly.
"Merry, why are you talking to the ceiling?" he asked.
Merry gave Pippin a peircing stare.
Pippin gulped.
"Never mind," said Pippin, looking at the floor.
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Elrond decided he couldn't trust this job to just anyone, so he called upon his two sons, Elladan and Elrohir to finish the task, and Merry and Pippin overheard their conversation.
"What?" asked Elrohir when Elrond had told them what they were to do, "We're supposed to capture a band of GAY NINJA HOBBITS???"
"Precisely," said Elrond, glad his sons understood.
Elladan and Elrohir looked at each other.
"Um," said Elladan, "May I have a word with Elrohir, father?"
"Yes, I suppose," said Elrond, and Elladan pulled Elrohir into a corner. Merry and Pippin shrank into the shadows so as not to be seen.
"Elrohir," said Elladan, "I do not think father has taken his medicine."
"You're right," said Elrohir. "The other day I saw him dancing with his coat rack again."
"That's nothing," said Elladan, "I saw him flirting with the TV."
"So he hasn't been taking his medicine for a few days," said Elrohir, concern written all across his brow. Literally.
"Uh, Elrohir," said Elladan, "What did you do to your - I mean, why is your . . . ???"
"What?" asked Elrohir, "What are you talking about?"
Elladan pointed to Elrohir's brow, and Elrohir took out a small mirror from his pocket and gasped.
"Elladan! What did you DO???"
"It wasn't me!" said Elladan quickly, "It must've been . . ."
"Pippin," they said simultaneously.
Pippin snickered, for it HAD been him. Who knows how his strange little mind works . . .
Unfortunately for Pippin, Elladan, with his keen hearing, had heard this snicker, and pulled Merry and Pippin out from their corner.
"AAAA!!!" said Pippin as he was pulled up by the scruff of the neck.
"What's all this yelling?" asked Elrond, and then he spotted Merry and Pippin.
"HOBBITS!" yelled Elrohir triumphantly, "I think we've found some gay ninja hobbits -"
"No, no, no," said Elrond, "They're not wearing the ninja suits, see?"
"Duh," said Elladan, shaking his head.
Elrohir dropped Pippin and Elladan dropped Merry.
"Leave now and I won't chop your head off," threatened Elrohir.
Merry and Pippin ran away.
"That was close," said Pippin.
"You're hopeless, Pip."
"I have lots of hope!" said Pippin. "I hope they're going to catch the gay ninja hobbits."
Merry whacked his forehead, looked up at the ceiling, and said, "What did I so to deserve this???"
Pippin looked at him concernedly.
"Merry, why are you talking to the ceiling?" he asked.
Merry gave Pippin a peircing stare.
Pippin gulped.
"Never mind," said Pippin, looking at the floor.
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