-Laughs-
John Cena? Still like me? Maybe so. -laughs sweetly- I'm on fire...
everyone has their eye on me. So tonight as I watch Velocity, I'm
waiting to see-
Bill DeMott: tonight on Velocity we have many matches to get to but
before we do we look back on what happened on Smackdown!
Josh Matthews: a very special Valentine's special Smackdown!
-Shows flashbacks of John Cena rapping to Roddie-
Bill DeMott: ..John Cena rapping to our newest diva,Roddie
Mysteria...Josh?
Josh: ... -blushes- oh, um, yeah and her fighting style-
Bill DeMott: sorry but Josh here seems to be love struck.
Josh: well she is-
Bill DeMott: Whatever.
-Roddie burst into childish laughter-
Roddie: JOSH MATTHEWS!! i knew it!
Roddie: Tuesday, February seventeenth. Smackdown! Tonight seemed boring
but I got an interview with Josh Matthews!. What a coincidence.
Was Paul trying to get me with him? So confused! XP
BACKSTAGE-5 min. before interview
Roddie: Do I look good?How's my hair?
Josh:it's beautiful...like you...I mean,your hair isn't what makes you
beautiful,you do...I mean ugh.
-Roddie laughs-
-Cameraman signals Josh-
Josh: okay,we're on...So Roddie, do you think your huge amount of early
success will affect your relationship with all the divas on Smackdown?
Roddie:Well,if the divas are as nice as they are pretty then I don't
think I'll have a problem at all.
Josh: Do you have your eyes on the women's champion belt?
Roddie: I'm going one step at a time..
Josh:oh...last question...are you...-Josh looks at Roddie in the eye
nervously- are you seeing anyone?
Roddie: -smiles-
-Everyone in Smackdown! arena watches-
Tazz: looks like Josh is trying to get some!
Michael: ha--
Roddie: -Roddie looks behind her- I'm sorry,but i have to go,got a match.
-Roddie hugs Josh and leaves-
Josh:..... -blushes a little- .................!
Tazz:that Josh,he really likes Roddie Mysteria.
Michael: yeah,no kidding.That kid was turning red as a cherry.
Tazz:well anyways our next match is Roddie Mysteria against Torrie
Wilson.
-Roddie walks down the ramp touching the hands of the audience-
Michael: I think they'd make a great couple.Don't you?
Tazz:well,yeah,but....it's a big chance for Josh--
Michael:what do you mean?
Tazz: he's just too shy.
-Roddie waits in the ring for Torrie-
-Torrie walks down the ramp blowing kisses to the crowd.
DING DING DING!
Tazz: ooh!Torrie running to Roddie,ah!Hip toss to Torrie.
Michael:...Roddie doing a jack hammer,oooh!
Tazz: Torrie's doing a DDT.
Michael:who do you think's gonna win?
Tazz: I don't know,we have our all star diva here,Torrie Wilson and
our hardcore luchadora Roddie Mysteria.
Michael: looks like Roddie's going to the turnbuckle,BAM DRAGON CORKSCREW!
and she goes for the cover.....1...2....3!!!!Roddie Mysteria wins the
match with a dragon corkscrew!!!
Backstage I walked to Paul Heyman's office since he called me..
Paul: Roddie,as you know...you've gained a MASSIVE amount of popularity
since your debut,--
Roddie:why,thank you.
Paul: it seems like every male specimen here is in lvoe with you!
-Roddie blushes-
Paul: so,I wanna give you a script.Let's spice things up a bit,huh.
Roddie:well...
Paul:Actually,never mind.The more natural things are,the better!
Roddie:maybe...
Paul: ha!
Roddie:okay,well thank you anyways,Mr.Heyman.
-Everyone watches Roddie backstage on the bigscreen-
Roddie:whew,thought I was in trouble for a--
-Josh matthews walks down the hall talking to himself-
"Hi,well we had an interview and I'd like to get to know--"
-Josh Matthews bumps into Roddie-
Josh:Roddie!I'm so sorry,are you okay?
Roddie:yeah,I'm fine.Don't worry.
Josh: oh,well um -Josh looks at the Rose in his hand-...I just got you
this,just as a thank you for the interview.
Roddie: -Roddie looks at the rose and gently takes it from Josh's hand-
...oh,you shouldn't have--
Josh :..But I wanted to...ugh-I'm sorry -Josh looks at the ground and kisses Roddie on the cheek-
Roddie:.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Josh walks away-
Michael:Josh is really trying--
Tazz:Poor guy can't work up the courage to ask her out.
.....Josh?.....likes me?I bet it's just a little crush,he doesn't like
me....how?It's probably some stupid script!ugh,it's so hard to trust
guys.....That litle kiss though,now I'm always gonna remember Josh that
way....like it was his trademark kiss or something...
Seldom Josh is ever seen romancing a girl...like he has love,but no one
to give it to...his lips were so soft...just like hurricane's...
John Cena? Still like me? Maybe so. -laughs sweetly- I'm on fire...
everyone has their eye on me. So tonight as I watch Velocity, I'm
waiting to see-
Bill DeMott: tonight on Velocity we have many matches to get to but
before we do we look back on what happened on Smackdown!
Josh Matthews: a very special Valentine's special Smackdown!
-Shows flashbacks of John Cena rapping to Roddie-
Bill DeMott: ..John Cena rapping to our newest diva,Roddie
Mysteria...Josh?
Josh: ... -blushes- oh, um, yeah and her fighting style-
Bill DeMott: sorry but Josh here seems to be love struck.
Josh: well she is-
Bill DeMott: Whatever.
-Roddie burst into childish laughter-
Roddie: JOSH MATTHEWS!! i knew it!
Roddie: Tuesday, February seventeenth. Smackdown! Tonight seemed boring
but I got an interview with Josh Matthews!. What a coincidence.
Was Paul trying to get me with him? So confused! XP
BACKSTAGE-5 min. before interview
Roddie: Do I look good?How's my hair?
Josh:it's beautiful...like you...I mean,your hair isn't what makes you
beautiful,you do...I mean ugh.
-Roddie laughs-
-Cameraman signals Josh-
Josh: okay,we're on...So Roddie, do you think your huge amount of early
success will affect your relationship with all the divas on Smackdown?
Roddie:Well,if the divas are as nice as they are pretty then I don't
think I'll have a problem at all.
Josh: Do you have your eyes on the women's champion belt?
Roddie: I'm going one step at a time..
Josh:oh...last question...are you...-Josh looks at Roddie in the eye
nervously- are you seeing anyone?
Roddie: -smiles-
-Everyone in Smackdown! arena watches-
Tazz: looks like Josh is trying to get some!
Michael: ha--
Roddie: -Roddie looks behind her- I'm sorry,but i have to go,got a match.
-Roddie hugs Josh and leaves-
Josh:..... -blushes a little- .................!
Tazz:that Josh,he really likes Roddie Mysteria.
Michael: yeah,no kidding.That kid was turning red as a cherry.
Tazz:well anyways our next match is Roddie Mysteria against Torrie
Wilson.
-Roddie walks down the ramp touching the hands of the audience-
Michael: I think they'd make a great couple.Don't you?
Tazz:well,yeah,but....it's a big chance for Josh--
Michael:what do you mean?
Tazz: he's just too shy.
-Roddie waits in the ring for Torrie-
-Torrie walks down the ramp blowing kisses to the crowd.
DING DING DING!
Tazz: ooh!Torrie running to Roddie,ah!Hip toss to Torrie.
Michael:...Roddie doing a jack hammer,oooh!
Tazz: Torrie's doing a DDT.
Michael:who do you think's gonna win?
Tazz: I don't know,we have our all star diva here,Torrie Wilson and
our hardcore luchadora Roddie Mysteria.
Michael: looks like Roddie's going to the turnbuckle,BAM DRAGON CORKSCREW!
and she goes for the cover.....1...2....3!!!!Roddie Mysteria wins the
match with a dragon corkscrew!!!
Backstage I walked to Paul Heyman's office since he called me..
Paul: Roddie,as you know...you've gained a MASSIVE amount of popularity
since your debut,--
Roddie:why,thank you.
Paul: it seems like every male specimen here is in lvoe with you!
-Roddie blushes-
Paul: so,I wanna give you a script.Let's spice things up a bit,huh.
Roddie:well...
Paul:Actually,never mind.The more natural things are,the better!
Roddie:maybe...
Paul: ha!
Roddie:okay,well thank you anyways,Mr.Heyman.
-Everyone watches Roddie backstage on the bigscreen-
Roddie:whew,thought I was in trouble for a--
-Josh matthews walks down the hall talking to himself-
"Hi,well we had an interview and I'd like to get to know--"
-Josh Matthews bumps into Roddie-
Josh:Roddie!I'm so sorry,are you okay?
Roddie:yeah,I'm fine.Don't worry.
Josh: oh,well um -Josh looks at the Rose in his hand-...I just got you
this,just as a thank you for the interview.
Roddie: -Roddie looks at the rose and gently takes it from Josh's hand-
...oh,you shouldn't have--
Josh :..But I wanted to...ugh-I'm sorry -Josh looks at the ground and kisses Roddie on the cheek-
Roddie:.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Josh walks away-
Michael:Josh is really trying--
Tazz:Poor guy can't work up the courage to ask her out.
.....Josh?.....likes me?I bet it's just a little crush,he doesn't like
me....how?It's probably some stupid script!ugh,it's so hard to trust
guys.....That litle kiss though,now I'm always gonna remember Josh that
way....like it was his trademark kiss or something...
Seldom Josh is ever seen romancing a girl...like he has love,but no one
to give it to...his lips were so soft...just like hurricane's...