Suddenly, they heard footsteps and a tall pole bumped into THEM.
This tall pole was Legolas - or, at least, that's what the hobbits thought at first, but then saw he had shorter brown hair and was wearing outlandish clothing.
"Where can I find Lord Elrond?" Legolas's double asked.
"Who are you?" asked Pippin.
"Will Turner," said Will. "My friend Jack Sparrow needs some ale, and I hear Rivendell has the best ale -"
"Oh," said Merry. "Elrond is two hallways to the left, four doors down."
"Thanks, much appriciated," said Will, and he began to walk down the first left hallway when Legolas ran into him.
"Watch where you're going!" said Will, and Legolas stared at him.
"WTH," said Legolas, backing into a wall. "Who are you?"
"Why did he say WTH?" whispered Pippin, confused.
"Don't ask," said Merry, not wanting to have to explain this to Pippin.
"W - Will Turner," said Will, looking scared. "Who are you?"
"Me?" asked Legolas. "I am Legolas Greenleaf, Elven Prince of Northern Mirkwood, Son of the Elf King Thranduil, skilled archer -"
"All right, all right, I get it," said Will, thinking this Greenleaf guy was a bit too full of himself. "I'm a pirate."
"A what?" asked Legolas, for he had never heard of a pirate before.
"A PIRATE," said Will, speaking slowly, as if to a two-year-old.
"What's that?" asked Legolas curiously.
"You don't know what a PIRATE is???" asked Will.
Legolas shook his head.
"You are such a blonde, Legolas."
"So I've been told."
Then Jack Sparrow ran in yelling, "Where's my ale???"
He turned to Legolas. "I want my ale, Will!" he said, "Why did you die your hair?"
Will turned Jack around to face him.
"Aaaa!" shrieked Jack, looking quickly from Legolas to Will and back. "I'm seeing double! I NEED MY ALE!!!"
"Okay, okay, don't have a cow," said Elrond, bustling over with some ale. "Here you go."
"THANK YOU!" said Jack, and he began to drink the ale.
"That should take care of him for a while," said Elrond, and, satisfied, turned to look at Legolas, and saw Legolas and Will standing side-by-side.
"Oh no!" he exclaimed. "Now I'M seeing double!!! Gimme that!" And he took the ale from Jack and began drinking.
"Hey!" said Jack, "That's mine! My own! MY PRECIOUSSSS!!!"
Everyone looked at him.
"What?" he said, swaying on the spot, very drunk. "He took my precious ale!" And he grabbed it back from Elrond.
Elrond blinked.
"Wow," he said, "That's some strong ale." And then he burped.
Jack continued drinking his ale, until he was in danger of falling over, so Will sat him in a chair.
"Lemme try some of that," said Will, and he drank the rest of the ale.
"That was a whole bottle!" said Pippin in awe.
"They must be thirsty," said Merry.
"I want some," said Pippin.
"Not NOW, Pip," said Merry.
"Ooooh, not fair . . ." complained Pippin.
"Shh!" said Merry.
Will, really drunk, turned around, looked at Legolas, and ran away screaming, "AAAAAAAAAA!!!!! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE CLONES!!!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Legolas shrugged and went back to whatever he had been doing (probably combing his hair), Elrond ran to get more ale, and Jack - well, he started to snore.
This tall pole was Legolas - or, at least, that's what the hobbits thought at first, but then saw he had shorter brown hair and was wearing outlandish clothing.
"Where can I find Lord Elrond?" Legolas's double asked.
"Who are you?" asked Pippin.
"Will Turner," said Will. "My friend Jack Sparrow needs some ale, and I hear Rivendell has the best ale -"
"Oh," said Merry. "Elrond is two hallways to the left, four doors down."
"Thanks, much appriciated," said Will, and he began to walk down the first left hallway when Legolas ran into him.
"Watch where you're going!" said Will, and Legolas stared at him.
"WTH," said Legolas, backing into a wall. "Who are you?"
"Why did he say WTH?" whispered Pippin, confused.
"Don't ask," said Merry, not wanting to have to explain this to Pippin.
"W - Will Turner," said Will, looking scared. "Who are you?"
"Me?" asked Legolas. "I am Legolas Greenleaf, Elven Prince of Northern Mirkwood, Son of the Elf King Thranduil, skilled archer -"
"All right, all right, I get it," said Will, thinking this Greenleaf guy was a bit too full of himself. "I'm a pirate."
"A what?" asked Legolas, for he had never heard of a pirate before.
"A PIRATE," said Will, speaking slowly, as if to a two-year-old.
"What's that?" asked Legolas curiously.
"You don't know what a PIRATE is???" asked Will.
Legolas shook his head.
"You are such a blonde, Legolas."
"So I've been told."
Then Jack Sparrow ran in yelling, "Where's my ale???"
He turned to Legolas. "I want my ale, Will!" he said, "Why did you die your hair?"
Will turned Jack around to face him.
"Aaaa!" shrieked Jack, looking quickly from Legolas to Will and back. "I'm seeing double! I NEED MY ALE!!!"
"Okay, okay, don't have a cow," said Elrond, bustling over with some ale. "Here you go."
"THANK YOU!" said Jack, and he began to drink the ale.
"That should take care of him for a while," said Elrond, and, satisfied, turned to look at Legolas, and saw Legolas and Will standing side-by-side.
"Oh no!" he exclaimed. "Now I'M seeing double!!! Gimme that!" And he took the ale from Jack and began drinking.
"Hey!" said Jack, "That's mine! My own! MY PRECIOUSSSS!!!"
Everyone looked at him.
"What?" he said, swaying on the spot, very drunk. "He took my precious ale!" And he grabbed it back from Elrond.
Elrond blinked.
"Wow," he said, "That's some strong ale." And then he burped.
Jack continued drinking his ale, until he was in danger of falling over, so Will sat him in a chair.
"Lemme try some of that," said Will, and he drank the rest of the ale.
"That was a whole bottle!" said Pippin in awe.
"They must be thirsty," said Merry.
"I want some," said Pippin.
"Not NOW, Pip," said Merry.
"Ooooh, not fair . . ." complained Pippin.
"Shh!" said Merry.
Will, really drunk, turned around, looked at Legolas, and ran away screaming, "AAAAAAAAAA!!!!! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE CLONES!!!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
Legolas shrugged and went back to whatever he had been doing (probably combing his hair), Elrond ran to get more ale, and Jack - well, he started to snore.