Just so you know this story really has no plot, im just making things up as i go along and adding in things here and there... and it comes out to be a really rather random Merry and Pippin fic!!! :):):)
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Merry and Pippin crept out of their corner and looked at Jack.
"Do you think we should wake him up?" asked Pippin cautiously.
"No!" whispered Merry. "Are you MAD??? He's a bloody pirate!"
"What's that?"
"Let's just say he's dangerous."
"Not as dangerous as me."
Merry stared at Pippin.
"I'll have you know my ancestors were the incredibly strong - INCREDIBLY strong, mind you - Tooks. And in my veins runs their bold blood..." he trailed off, seeing Merry roll his eyes.
Pippin scowled at Merry and went over to Jack.
"He looks harmless," said Pippin, and poked Jack's shoulder. This was a mistake.
Jack sat bolt upright, still clutching his empty ale bottle, and looked at Pippin.
"AARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!" he yelled, lunging at Pippin, and Merry and Pippin ran away.
"That was odd," said Pippin, looking behind him to see if Jack was still pursuing them.
"Yep," said Merry. "Pip, where are the bathrooms?"
"Uh, I dunno," said Pippin. "I don't even know where we are."
"Well, we must be somewhere near the - did you hear that?"
There was singing coming from around the corner.
"Let's have a look," said Pippin.
"But I have to go to the -"
"Shh!" warned Pippin. "I'm just seeing who it is."
He peeked around the corner, and to his utter dismay, saw Aragorn and Faramir singing, "Stacy's mom has got it going on! She's all I want, and I've waited for soooo long! Stacy can't you see, you're just not the girl for me! I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom!"
"Who the heck is Stacy?" asked Pippin.
"How should I know," said Merry, hopping up and down. "And why would I care??? I have to go to the bathroom!!!!!"
Pippin rolled his eyes and continued to watch Aragorn and Faramir.
"If it'll make you stop looking at them, Pip, Stacy's Mom is a SONG. Some elven band made it up."
"Oh."
"Okay, that's it," said Merry, walking around the corner, "Aragorn, Faramir, where are the bathrooms around here???"
Aragorn and Faramir stopped singing and looked at Merry.
"Um -" said Faramir.
"Er -" said Aragorn.
"YOU DON'T KNOW???" asked Merry incredulously, by this time, he REALLY had to go.
"I think it's in that direction," said Aragorn, pointing behind him.
"Okay," said Merry, and he ran and ran until he found a bathroom. But it was a GIRL'S bathroom.
"Aww, man," he muttered, and closed his eyes, and pushed the door open, ran in, and used it. Just as he was coming out of the bathroom, Eowyn came in.
"AAAAAAA!" she screamed. "Merry, what are you doing in here?"
"AAAAAAA!" screamd Merry. "You're a - you're a -"
"Wait," said Eowyn, stopping Merry from running. "I am sometimes able to defend myself against the will of the Sock. I am not a lesbian ninja at the moment."
"Oh."
"Where's Faramir?" asked Eowyn. "We need to straighten this lesbian thing out. He knows I'm not a lesbian, but -"
"He's that way," said Merry, walking out the door and pointing.
"Thanks," said Eowyn, and ran halfway along the hallway until she bumped into Pippin.
"AAAAAAA!!!" shouted Pippin and ran into Merry.
"Oomph! Run Merry, RUN!"
"No," said Merry, holding Pippin back, "It's okay, she's -"
"Waaa!" said Eowyn, turning back into her ninja form.
"Okay, NOW run!"
And Merry and Pippin ran away from Eowyn.
"ELLADAN!!!!! ELROHIR!!!!!" they shouted.
"What?" asked Elrohir, coming up to them.
"Back there - just saw - ninja - Eowyn ..."
"Oh, okay," said Elrohir, and he ran after Eowyn.
Pippin slumped against a wall.
"Look what I caught!" said Elladan, running up to Merry and Pippin, carrying Gollum, who had apparently been knocked out and was in a ninja suit, carrying the One Sock. "Someone needs to throw this in the Great Mount Washer thingy that father was talking about."
"I'm to tired to do it now," said Pippin, closing his eyes. "I think I'll just -"
"But it's right over there," said Elladan, pointing to a door beside him. "In that room."
Merry looked at him. "You mean to tell me," he said, "That all this time, the Washer was right here in Rivendell???"
"Yep," said Elladan.
"Gimme that," said Merry, grabbing the Sock. "Pippin, get up." And he helped Pippin to his feet. "Follow me."
He went into the room, opened the Washer, put some soap in it, and was about to throw the Sock in when he thought, "Why am I doing this? It's a perfectly good Sock, I wonder if it smells any good ..." and he was about to sniff it when Pippin took it from him.
"Now Merry," said Pippin, "Remember what Elrond said..."
And just then Gollum broke the door down and took the Sock from Pippin.
"It's MINE!!! MY PRECIOUS!" he said hopping around with glee.
Merry pushed him into the washer, closed it, and washed him. When the washer stopped, he opened the door, and both the Sock and Gollum were gone.
"Well," said Pippin, "That takes care of that."
"I say we should celebrate," said Merry.
"A party?" came Jack Sparrow's voice from outside, and he appeared in the doorway. "Drinks all around!"
"I hope it comes in pints ..." said Pippin dreamily.
"Everyone, party at Galadriel's!" shouted Elrond from outside the door, and the hobbits heard all of Rivendell cheering, and they made their way to Lothlorien.
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to be continued ... lol this isn't the end, by the time i'm done with this there'll probably be like 40 chapters :) sry it took so long to update, i was busy
*~lotrluv~*
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Merry and Pippin crept out of their corner and looked at Jack.
"Do you think we should wake him up?" asked Pippin cautiously.
"No!" whispered Merry. "Are you MAD??? He's a bloody pirate!"
"What's that?"
"Let's just say he's dangerous."
"Not as dangerous as me."
Merry stared at Pippin.
"I'll have you know my ancestors were the incredibly strong - INCREDIBLY strong, mind you - Tooks. And in my veins runs their bold blood..." he trailed off, seeing Merry roll his eyes.
Pippin scowled at Merry and went over to Jack.
"He looks harmless," said Pippin, and poked Jack's shoulder. This was a mistake.
Jack sat bolt upright, still clutching his empty ale bottle, and looked at Pippin.
"AARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!" he yelled, lunging at Pippin, and Merry and Pippin ran away.
"That was odd," said Pippin, looking behind him to see if Jack was still pursuing them.
"Yep," said Merry. "Pip, where are the bathrooms?"
"Uh, I dunno," said Pippin. "I don't even know where we are."
"Well, we must be somewhere near the - did you hear that?"
There was singing coming from around the corner.
"Let's have a look," said Pippin.
"But I have to go to the -"
"Shh!" warned Pippin. "I'm just seeing who it is."
He peeked around the corner, and to his utter dismay, saw Aragorn and Faramir singing, "Stacy's mom has got it going on! She's all I want, and I've waited for soooo long! Stacy can't you see, you're just not the girl for me! I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom!"
"Who the heck is Stacy?" asked Pippin.
"How should I know," said Merry, hopping up and down. "And why would I care??? I have to go to the bathroom!!!!!"
Pippin rolled his eyes and continued to watch Aragorn and Faramir.
"If it'll make you stop looking at them, Pip, Stacy's Mom is a SONG. Some elven band made it up."
"Oh."
"Okay, that's it," said Merry, walking around the corner, "Aragorn, Faramir, where are the bathrooms around here???"
Aragorn and Faramir stopped singing and looked at Merry.
"Um -" said Faramir.
"Er -" said Aragorn.
"YOU DON'T KNOW???" asked Merry incredulously, by this time, he REALLY had to go.
"I think it's in that direction," said Aragorn, pointing behind him.
"Okay," said Merry, and he ran and ran until he found a bathroom. But it was a GIRL'S bathroom.
"Aww, man," he muttered, and closed his eyes, and pushed the door open, ran in, and used it. Just as he was coming out of the bathroom, Eowyn came in.
"AAAAAAA!" she screamed. "Merry, what are you doing in here?"
"AAAAAAA!" screamd Merry. "You're a - you're a -"
"Wait," said Eowyn, stopping Merry from running. "I am sometimes able to defend myself against the will of the Sock. I am not a lesbian ninja at the moment."
"Oh."
"Where's Faramir?" asked Eowyn. "We need to straighten this lesbian thing out. He knows I'm not a lesbian, but -"
"He's that way," said Merry, walking out the door and pointing.
"Thanks," said Eowyn, and ran halfway along the hallway until she bumped into Pippin.
"AAAAAAA!!!" shouted Pippin and ran into Merry.
"Oomph! Run Merry, RUN!"
"No," said Merry, holding Pippin back, "It's okay, she's -"
"Waaa!" said Eowyn, turning back into her ninja form.
"Okay, NOW run!"
And Merry and Pippin ran away from Eowyn.
"ELLADAN!!!!! ELROHIR!!!!!" they shouted.
"What?" asked Elrohir, coming up to them.
"Back there - just saw - ninja - Eowyn ..."
"Oh, okay," said Elrohir, and he ran after Eowyn.
Pippin slumped against a wall.
"Look what I caught!" said Elladan, running up to Merry and Pippin, carrying Gollum, who had apparently been knocked out and was in a ninja suit, carrying the One Sock. "Someone needs to throw this in the Great Mount Washer thingy that father was talking about."
"I'm to tired to do it now," said Pippin, closing his eyes. "I think I'll just -"
"But it's right over there," said Elladan, pointing to a door beside him. "In that room."
Merry looked at him. "You mean to tell me," he said, "That all this time, the Washer was right here in Rivendell???"
"Yep," said Elladan.
"Gimme that," said Merry, grabbing the Sock. "Pippin, get up." And he helped Pippin to his feet. "Follow me."
He went into the room, opened the Washer, put some soap in it, and was about to throw the Sock in when he thought, "Why am I doing this? It's a perfectly good Sock, I wonder if it smells any good ..." and he was about to sniff it when Pippin took it from him.
"Now Merry," said Pippin, "Remember what Elrond said..."
And just then Gollum broke the door down and took the Sock from Pippin.
"It's MINE!!! MY PRECIOUS!" he said hopping around with glee.
Merry pushed him into the washer, closed it, and washed him. When the washer stopped, he opened the door, and both the Sock and Gollum were gone.
"Well," said Pippin, "That takes care of that."
"I say we should celebrate," said Merry.
"A party?" came Jack Sparrow's voice from outside, and he appeared in the doorway. "Drinks all around!"
"I hope it comes in pints ..." said Pippin dreamily.
"Everyone, party at Galadriel's!" shouted Elrond from outside the door, and the hobbits heard all of Rivendell cheering, and they made their way to Lothlorien.
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to be continued ... lol this isn't the end, by the time i'm done with this there'll probably be like 40 chapters :) sry it took so long to update, i was busy
*~lotrluv~*