HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I wrote this on MSN to someone as a joke.
Don't ask. If you haven't read the fanfiction "Flashlight," . . . erm, you won't get it. Well, you might. But whatever. HEHEHEHEHE. QUITE CUTE. IN A LAAAAAAME WAY.
Sing it, it's more effective. My timing's shocking, unless you do it correctly. Love, Lolly.
SL8ER BOI.
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He spoke to the dead
She kinda did too.
Can I make it any more obvious?
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He was so hot
She was a babe,
What more can I say?
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He wanted her
She'd never tell
That he'd kinda stranded her down in hell.
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Her boyfriend, the ghost,
Punched Paul in the nose.
(He had a tendency to weeeeeear pantyhoooooooose.)
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HE WAS THE SLATER BOY!
THE COOL ALLIGATOR BOY!
HE WANTED SUZE TO BE HIS HOE
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SHE ALREADY HAD A GUY
NOT A MEDIATOR GUY
BUT A GENTLEMAN FROM LONG AGOOOOOOO...
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Five years from now,
Suze drinks her wine
She's getting drunk at Fortunaschwein.
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She got dumped by Jess
Her life is a mess.
And Paul's dating a model at this time . . .
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HE WAS HER SLATER BOY
THE COOL ALLIGATOR BOY
BACK THEN, SHE REALLY HATED HIM
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NOW PAUL'S A RICH INTERN
A HOTTIE WITH CASH TO BURN
GUESS SUSIE LUCKED OUT ONCE AGAAAAAIN . . .
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Dani: Sorry, Sue, you are a cow.
Paulie's my lawyer baby now.
We are more than just good friends.
We've done it over, and over again.
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(Eww.)
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Too bad that you couldn't see
You'd never be happy with Jesse
So you go now, have a cry.
STOP POKING MEEEE-EEEEE IN THE EYE.
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. . . He spoke to the dead . . .
I kinda do too.
Can I make it any more obvious?
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I love all his money,
He loves my implants.
He's my baby Paulie-pooooooooOOOOO . . .
HE'S DANI'S SLATER BOY
THE COOL ALLIGATOR BOY
BACK THEN, SUZE REALLY HATED HIM
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NOW PAUL'S A RICH INTERN
A HOTTIE WITH CASH TO BURN
GUESS SUSIE LUCKED OUT ONCE AGAAAAAAAAAIN . . . . .
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Review . . . or I'll eat you.