I was really bored. Any way this is something I wrote really quickly (no, I did not check it for spelling) about what Grantiare would sing when he was drunk.

Grantiare's drinking song

Sweetest of the drinks by far

You are, o yes, o yes, you are

The greatest passion of my life

Greeeeeeen are you and oooooo so niiiiiice

One bottle down; fun only just begun

Two bottles down and I'm not done!

Three, I think. But many more to smother

Fol…fffu….forgot. Open another!

You, pretty girl, give us a hug.

The tastiest by far….Glug…Glug…Glug

Green heaven has left my glass cup!

Land lady! Down here, fill us up!

Yet another from your liquor streams

Absinthe, green maiden of dreams!

World of the buti'ful green faireeeeeeey!

Lov….luv…...liquor…Open another!

Daisy 'ellow, ab...Hic…sinthe green

Lov'ly woman dancing in dream!

Ocean of liquor for me to drink

Much as I want till… can't think!

Maidens of wine red or…hic… white.

Please come with me and dance all night!

Green squishy pillow as a cover

What the heck, lets have another!

Golden, green what does it matter

Gather round an' we'll chatter!

Diamonds of wine, to throat...hic

Ahh, hic, that'll do the tri..hic

Come, little whores to Grantiare

I am your favorite teddy bear!

Come green joy to your best brother!

O land lady! Give us anoth…..

I know it's rather disturbing and doesn't really make sense but hey that's what people are like when they are drunk. Please Review!