Chapter 7

"So how can I let him think I'm not some cheap slut for sleeping with him

on the first night...He's gonna think I'm a...Maybe...if I just

lay here and let him look at me while I'm sleeping he--" I thought to myself

I knew he was thinking about something too by the way he stared at me

with his cloudy brown eyes

Josh- ("I hope she doesn't think I only want to get in her pants...God,she

smells so good")

"you smell great"

-Roddie smiles-

"So do you" -Roddie touches Josh's brown highlighted hair and gives him a small kiss-

Josh: but your hair smells like roses.

-Roddie strides her finger down Josh's arm-

-Roddie starts whispering-

Roddie: ...do you really like me?

Josh: -Josh holds Roddie's hand and kisses her- ...I do.

Roddie: It's so hard thinking that...only because there's so many other

divas who're prettier then me....Torrie Wilson?Dawn Marie--Josh kisses Roddie-

Josh: no...-Josh gets out of bed and wraps a towel aound his waist-...never

1 week later,March 9th time for the last match of the tag team tournament

amazingly it was Chavo and me against Stephanie and Triple H.

Michael Cole: tonight on Smackdown we watch the last match of the mixed

gender tagteam tournament.Stephanie and ex husband Triple H versus Roddie Mysteria

and Chavo Guerrero.

Tazz:Yeah,amazing they've made it this far.

Michael:Despite their differences these two have lasted through every match

they've been put in.

-Chavo and Roddie walk down the ramp-

-Stephanie and HHH wait in the ring-

DING DING DING!

5 min later

-Chavo is on the ground bleeding with triple H;Stephanie and Roddie are

still standing-

Stephanie: -huff huff--Stephanie grabs Roddie and throws her to the ropes-

-Roddie bounces back by doing an spring elbow(Mysteri-OH-sa) and then pins Stephanie

1....2....3!!

Michael: OUR NEW WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS CHAVO GUERRERO AND RODDIE MYSTERIA!

-triple H and stephanie lay on the ground-

-The belts are handed to Roddie and Chavo-

Roddie:we did it,Chavo!

Chavo:grrrr....-Chavo takes Roddie's belt from her and throws her to the

ground-

Tazz:what's going on here?

Michael:it looks like Chavo is beating up his tag team partner to a bloody pulp!

-Charlie Haas runs out to the ring and punches Chavo Guerrero-

Chavo:aaaghhh!!-Chavo falls to the ground-

Tazz:!woah!Looks like Charlie Haas is coming to Roddie Mysteria's rescue.

Micahel:just maybe he wants something--

-Charlie lifts Roddie up-

Charlie:you okay?

Roddie:yeah-Roddie nods her head-

-Charlie french kisses Roddie;Roddie pushes Charlie back angrily-

Roddie:AGH!GET OFF!-Roddie slaps charlie and runs out of the arena-

Tazz:woah,did you just see what I saw?

Michael:yeah,Charlie getting away with a kiss!

Tazz:more then a kiss,the guy just tongued her!and now he's smirkin'!haha,this guy's

got spunk.

Michael:yeah,perverse spunk.

Tazz:hey,he got what he wanted.

Michael:by harassing the poor girl--

as if it wasnt bad enough being 'tongued' by some guy i got a call from

Hurricane...

-cellphone-

Hurricane: Roddie...

Roddie: yeah,Shane?

Hurricane: I've been thinking lately...I can't get my mind off of you.

Roddie:Shane,please don't--

Hurricane:I miss you...I want you to be more then just a friend.When has

Josh ever been there for you?

Roddie:Shane...I just don't want to hurt you...please...

-Roddie Hangs up-

The more time I stayed at Smackdown! the greater my image got.Of course I was a face wrestler

(a good guy) but my image wasn't just some "good girl"....I was a little girl in everyone's eyes

looking for affection.In most of my backstage shots I was posed as some girl who's trying to

get these really "hot" guys to kiss her. Paul made me always "close my eyes and pucker up my

lips",so I looked really 'adorable', whenever I had a backstage scene with someone.I've done

this with Hurricane,Charlie Haas & John Cena. I was denied the kiss by Cena but Hurricane gave me one on

the cheek..Charlie Haas on the other hand...whispered in my ear what was talked amongst Tazz and

Michael Cole as 'naughty foreplay'.I never let this stuff change my feelings for Josh.

Tuesday,March 16...Smackdown!...truama strikes my relationship...

-Everyone watches Roddie backstage in her locker room-

Roddie's 'assistant':Roddie there's some one here to see you.

-Roddie quickly puts on lipgloss,closes her eyes and extends her lips to be kissed-

-Josh Matthews walks in the room for another interview-

Josh: Ro-- -Josh sees Roddie in her position,ready for a kiss, and is confused-....

-Josh lowers his interviewing microphone and himself,and gently gives Roddie a short kiss-

Tazz:WOAH!Josh just kissed Roddie Mysteria--

Michael Cole:The lady of his dreams--

Razz:WILD dreams,if you know what I mean!

-Roddie slowly opens hers eyes;after seeing Josh they exchange smiles-

Josh: I'm-- -Josh falls to the ground-

BOOM!

-The crowd starts yelling "BOO"-

Chavo:THIS WILL NEVER BE SETTLED! -Chavo storms out-

-Josh slowly gets up with a bloody nose-

Roddie:Josh!-Roddie hugs Josh tightly and sobs-

-Josh closes his eyes and slowly wraps his arms around Roddie's back-

-Comercial Break-

Michael C.:Ladies and gentlemen just moments ago Chavo Guerrero,the cruiserweight champion,attacked

Josh Matthews,Our backstage interviewer, to a bloody pulp after seeing him interview Roddie Mysteria.

Tazz:why'd he do that?

Michael: Maybe jealousy is a matter here?

Tazz:why would--how is beating up Josh Matthews ever gonna impress Roddie?

Michael: I don't know Tazz,we'll just have to wait and see.

HALFWAY INTO THE SHOW

Backstage: Roddie check on Josh's bandages

-Chavo runs up to Josh and starts beating him up-

-Roddie runs behind Chavo-

Roddie:Chavo please,please,stop!PLEASE!-Roddie start's showing tears of pain-

Chavo:.....GRAGH! -Out of fear Roddie screams and jumps in Josh's arms-

Chavo:next time... -Chavo leaves-

-Roddie lowers her head onto Josh's chest-

Tazz:what has just happend here?

Michael:Chavo has just attacked Josh Matthews AGAIN!

Later on in the show

-Backstage-

Roddie:Mr.Heyman!Never have I ever been upset with anything so much that I've had to come here and

bother you.I love smackdown!,everything about it,the fans,the wrestlers everything.But Chavo

Guerrero has gone too far!First by attacking me,then Josh Matthews!It's INSANE!I'm--

Paul Heyman:Roddie...I'm glad you enjoy being here on Paul Heyman's smackdown!But I can't help

what Chavo Guerrero does behind my back.But I can say this..how about you and Josh Matthews in

a handicap match at wrestlemania against Chavo Guerrero!

-Roddie's left speechless-

Tazz:Roddie in a handicap match with Josh against Chavo Guerrero!

Michael:very exciting,finally this "love" triangle comes to an end.

Tazz:love triangle?

Michael:well liked you said Chavo loves her.

Tazz:I didn't say that--

It was scripted for only so long...Poor Josh really was hurt and I couldn't do anything...

just stand at ringside while we fought for us