Should I make dis one funny? Or should it be just plain weird?
Inuyasha tugged at Kagome's hand.
'Lets get back home,' he whispered into her ear. Kagome nodded, she didn't want to be near these rude demons anyways.
Inuyasha and Kagome arrived at the mansion no more than two minutes when Seshamarou came running into the living room, where they were all sitting in.
'Sess! What happened?' Asked Inuyasha, alarmed. Kagome got off her chair and pulled him into it.
'Should I check your temperature?' she joked as he collapsed there, gasping.
The doorbell rang. Sesshamarou jumped as if somebody has announced his death.
'Don't answer it!' he said sharply to the butler, who was edging towards the door. Kagome glanced at Sesshamarou.
'Why?' she demanded. Sesshamarou put his hand over his heart.
'Kagura, that bitch,' he gasped. Outside, a voice could be heard.
'Sesshy! Come out come out where ever you are!' it called. Kagome smirked at the full-grown demon.
'I'll handle her, and I think that you guys would have a laughing fit when I'm finished.' She said, shaking silently while she pulled back the door.
A short-haired demon was standing at the door step, apparently looking flustered.
'Hi, let me in, I need to speak to Sesshy,' said the woman, Kagome quickly deducted that this demented woman, (who was smearing on her lips with eye liner) was Kagura.
'Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of Sesshy,' said Kagome, trying to keep the laughter out of her voice.
'You worthless human slave!' screeched Kagura, 'I mean Sesshamarou you great idiot!'
Kagome tried to look quizzical.
'Really? I think that you got the wrong person, I really do not know anyone by the name of 'Sesshamarou you great idiot',' she said, trying to keep a straight face. Kagura fumed.
'I'm gonna kill you!' she said, taking out a pistol. Kagome shivered slightly.
'She wouldn't kill me, right?' she silently asked herself.
'Hello 'gonna kill you', nice day eh?' she asked, knowing Sesshamarou was counting on her to get rid of the retard. Kagura screeched as pulled the trigger. Kagome winced.
'Next time, I would wash my mouth out with soap before I talk to another person again,' she thought, crossing her fingers and wishing a quick death.
Sesshamarou appeared behind her.
'Kagura, this is really enough, stop I'm here, am I not? Just don't hurt the human,' he said, sheltering Kagome with one arm. Kagome pressed against him, trying to put as much distance in between her and the threatening pistol as possible. Kagura's furious expression instantly vanished.
'Sesshy! We meet again!' she said as if it were a big coincidence.
'If I recall properly, I told you not to come to my house. Unless, of course, if you had your memory removed,' said Sesshamarou, catching the sardonic illness. Kagome felt Inuyasha stifle laughter behind her. Kagura was already cornering Sesshamarou to the wall.
'Sesshy, how about now? No on would know,' she purred.
'Oh yes they will! We are looking right now!' Shouted Inuyasha, trying to drag the woman's attention away from his brother. Kagura paid him no attention and started to press her charcoal stained lips towards Sesshamarou's. Kagome made a movement as to go down and directed it at Sesshamarou. He instantly got the message and crouched down against the wall, which Kagura kissed in no time at all, leaving a black mark there. Kagome bit her lip to keep herself from laughing.
'Fine Sesshy, if not today, then tomorrow,' huffed Kagura angrily as she crossed the room. She opened the door and closed it with a bang. Kagome couldn't resist calling after her.
'Bye 'gonna kill you'! And by the way, did you know that you used eyeliner instead of lipstick?' Kagome immediately closed the door after she said those stuff.
Inuyasha and Sesshamarou collapsed into laughter, Kagome joining them.
'Did you see her wipe that eyeliner off?' she asked them. Inuyasha laughed and pounded a pillow.
'And did you see that black mark on the wall?' he asked. Sesshamarou made a series of coughing noises before finally composing himself.
'Kagome, tomorrow is school for Inuyasha. As you know here, well maybe you don't know, humans are slaves. Of course, you aren't a slave,' he said hastily, seeing the look of horror cross Kagome's face.
'So you must follow Inuyasha through all his classes. Don't speak to him unless he speaks to you.'
At hearing this, Kagome cast a furtive glance at Inuyasha, whose eyes lit up at the idea.
'Fabulous!' he shouted happily. 'I would love that!' Kagome gave him a small smile.
Sesshamarou, meanwhile was looking very thoughtful.
'Kagome, if you understand, I have a party to attend to tomorrow, and unfortunately Kagura's there... so can you?' Kagome nodded. He was asking her to pretend to be his girlfriend, in which she didn't mind in the slightest. Sesshamarou was looking slightly happier. Kagome grinned at him and then laid back on her chair.
'Now all we can do is look forward to tomorrow,' she said.
(Author's note: now see, I didn't do all these things for nothing so plz R&R!)
Inuyasha tugged at Kagome's hand.
'Lets get back home,' he whispered into her ear. Kagome nodded, she didn't want to be near these rude demons anyways.
Inuyasha and Kagome arrived at the mansion no more than two minutes when Seshamarou came running into the living room, where they were all sitting in.
'Sess! What happened?' Asked Inuyasha, alarmed. Kagome got off her chair and pulled him into it.
'Should I check your temperature?' she joked as he collapsed there, gasping.
The doorbell rang. Sesshamarou jumped as if somebody has announced his death.
'Don't answer it!' he said sharply to the butler, who was edging towards the door. Kagome glanced at Sesshamarou.
'Why?' she demanded. Sesshamarou put his hand over his heart.
'Kagura, that bitch,' he gasped. Outside, a voice could be heard.
'Sesshy! Come out come out where ever you are!' it called. Kagome smirked at the full-grown demon.
'I'll handle her, and I think that you guys would have a laughing fit when I'm finished.' She said, shaking silently while she pulled back the door.
A short-haired demon was standing at the door step, apparently looking flustered.
'Hi, let me in, I need to speak to Sesshy,' said the woman, Kagome quickly deducted that this demented woman, (who was smearing on her lips with eye liner) was Kagura.
'Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of Sesshy,' said Kagome, trying to keep the laughter out of her voice.
'You worthless human slave!' screeched Kagura, 'I mean Sesshamarou you great idiot!'
Kagome tried to look quizzical.
'Really? I think that you got the wrong person, I really do not know anyone by the name of 'Sesshamarou you great idiot',' she said, trying to keep a straight face. Kagura fumed.
'I'm gonna kill you!' she said, taking out a pistol. Kagome shivered slightly.
'She wouldn't kill me, right?' she silently asked herself.
'Hello 'gonna kill you', nice day eh?' she asked, knowing Sesshamarou was counting on her to get rid of the retard. Kagura screeched as pulled the trigger. Kagome winced.
'Next time, I would wash my mouth out with soap before I talk to another person again,' she thought, crossing her fingers and wishing a quick death.
Sesshamarou appeared behind her.
'Kagura, this is really enough, stop I'm here, am I not? Just don't hurt the human,' he said, sheltering Kagome with one arm. Kagome pressed against him, trying to put as much distance in between her and the threatening pistol as possible. Kagura's furious expression instantly vanished.
'Sesshy! We meet again!' she said as if it were a big coincidence.
'If I recall properly, I told you not to come to my house. Unless, of course, if you had your memory removed,' said Sesshamarou, catching the sardonic illness. Kagome felt Inuyasha stifle laughter behind her. Kagura was already cornering Sesshamarou to the wall.
'Sesshy, how about now? No on would know,' she purred.
'Oh yes they will! We are looking right now!' Shouted Inuyasha, trying to drag the woman's attention away from his brother. Kagura paid him no attention and started to press her charcoal stained lips towards Sesshamarou's. Kagome made a movement as to go down and directed it at Sesshamarou. He instantly got the message and crouched down against the wall, which Kagura kissed in no time at all, leaving a black mark there. Kagome bit her lip to keep herself from laughing.
'Fine Sesshy, if not today, then tomorrow,' huffed Kagura angrily as she crossed the room. She opened the door and closed it with a bang. Kagome couldn't resist calling after her.
'Bye 'gonna kill you'! And by the way, did you know that you used eyeliner instead of lipstick?' Kagome immediately closed the door after she said those stuff.
Inuyasha and Sesshamarou collapsed into laughter, Kagome joining them.
'Did you see her wipe that eyeliner off?' she asked them. Inuyasha laughed and pounded a pillow.
'And did you see that black mark on the wall?' he asked. Sesshamarou made a series of coughing noises before finally composing himself.
'Kagome, tomorrow is school for Inuyasha. As you know here, well maybe you don't know, humans are slaves. Of course, you aren't a slave,' he said hastily, seeing the look of horror cross Kagome's face.
'So you must follow Inuyasha through all his classes. Don't speak to him unless he speaks to you.'
At hearing this, Kagome cast a furtive glance at Inuyasha, whose eyes lit up at the idea.
'Fabulous!' he shouted happily. 'I would love that!' Kagome gave him a small smile.
Sesshamarou, meanwhile was looking very thoughtful.
'Kagome, if you understand, I have a party to attend to tomorrow, and unfortunately Kagura's there... so can you?' Kagome nodded. He was asking her to pretend to be his girlfriend, in which she didn't mind in the slightest. Sesshamarou was looking slightly happier. Kagome grinned at him and then laid back on her chair.
'Now all we can do is look forward to tomorrow,' she said.
(Author's note: now see, I didn't do all these things for nothing so plz R&R!)