"Tonight on Velocity we look back on what happend on Smackdown!"

Bill DeMott said with such slickness.

Josh on the other hand...spoke softly with bandages on his broken nose.

Bill:Doesn't your girlfriend have a match tonight?

Josh:"yes,Roddie Mysteria has a match tonight,our first match."

-The lights darken and Roddie Mysteria's music plays-

"...I've got so much love for you and I know you're feeling me but it seems

the industry is pulling you away..."

I'm pretty sure Josh thought those lyrics were true at that moment

-Roddie walks down the ramp smiling-

Bill:What a site to have this diva on our roster!

Josh silently watched Roddie walk into the ring and smiled with an "in love"

look in his eyes

Bill: I swear Josh you turn numb whenever you see her!

-Roddie leans on the ropes facing Bill and Josh and blows a kiss to Josh-

Bill:I think Roddie just blew a kiss to you Josh...

-Josh catches the kiss and smiles at Roddie-

Bill Demott:So are you and Roddie Mysteria dating,Josh?

-Sable's Wild cat music comes on-

Sable deviously blows kisses to the crowd and does 'sexy' poses

-sables walks in the ring-

DING DING DING

later on in the match..

-Roddie's waving to the crowd while sable in on the ground-

Bill DeMott:Roddie Mysteria seems to be a little cocky right now.

Josh:how so?

Bill DeMott:she's off gaurd--Sable's doing a roll up pin..1...2...3!!Sable wins

ooh! and a loss for Roddie Mysteria!

-Basic Thuganomics starts playing and John Cena comes out-

Bill: Sable looks pretty content to see John...Roddie looks surprised.

Josh: ...-Josh stares with interest at what John Cena has to say-

Bill:this is a first,the Dr.of thuganomics apearing--

John Cena: "yo,yo,yo" John Cena said to silence the crowd. "Roddie,what

are you doing?Hangin' 'round Matthews.Why not be with me? What do I have to do,

to make you see,he ain't a real man...I'm yo biggest fan! Ha ha,Babe..I'mma

keep ya,you're number one on my hot list!--" John said with such ease.It made

me kinda laugh cuz the more John talked the more Sable got mad.

"Those pics from your playboy shoot....I had to steal 'em from Heyman's office!

forgive me if I'm rude,Roddie....but..May I please...touch your body--"

As soon as John Cena uttered those words from his mouth Sable errupted

with jealousy and started to try and rip my hair out and slapping me across the face

repeatedly.

Bill:What's John Cena doing!?He just threw Sable out of the ring and now

has Roddie in his arms!!

Josh:what is he--

John Cena:C'mon Josh!Want your girl?Come 'n' get her! -john Cena walks

up the ramp-

As John Cena carries Roddie up the ramp he makes kissey faces to her