Lets see, what can I say about my story? Hmmm. How about... I need some reviews NOW! Sry for the outburst. Neways, you guys don't need to hear my ranting, my dog would. On with da story.

Kagome had to practically push Inuyasha into the school grounds. One they are there, a flurry of arms and kisses awaited Inuyasha.

'Is this the welcome committee?' asked Kagome amused at the scene. From where she was standing, Kagome could make out the figure of Inuyasha trying to get away from the mob. Not knowing what else to do, she sat down on a bench and waited.

When Inuyasha did get away, the first thing he saw was Kagome, sitting on a bench and reading what seemed like a magazine.

'Inuyasha, back already? That was... fast,' she commented. Inuyasha scowled.

'Those girls are maniacs,' he said, taking a wet towel that one of the teachers passed him and started to wipe at the lipstick smudges on his face. Kagome hid her face behind the magazine so that Inuyasha wouldn't see her grinning.

'Dear dear, what would the teachers be called next? Animals? Chickens would would they be called 'people who kiss Inuyasha every day'?' she said, her eyes skimming down the columns. Inuyasha glowered at her, and then found out that he wouldn't do it. Instead, he sat down next to her and snatched the magazine away. Kagome looked up.

'Missed a spot er.. lipstick,' she smirked and wiped it off for him.

'Very helpful,' he muttered. Kagome laughed.

'What made them chase after you?' she asked, intrigued. Inuyasha puffed out his chest proudly.

'My good looks, my money, my good temper,' the list went on and on. Kagome opened her mouth and pretended to stick a finger down.

'I'm not really sure about the 'good temper' part. You are more... lets say, one of those people who slaps someone when they just meet? Or is that the youkai way of meeting strangers?' Kagome asked. She saw Inuyasha's cheeks redden, and smiled in satisfaction. She wasn't about to let him forget how he slapped her during their first meeting. She waved a hand as if to dismiss the idea.

'Anyhow, go on, I see that these girls have really bad taste.' She said, grinning from ear to ear to show that she was joking. To tell the truth, she didn't blame them. Inuyasha smiled back.

'And that I'm a rather famous actor,' he finished, expecting to see a shocked expression on her face. Kagome didn't even bat an eyelid.

'Really? I don't remember a famous actor by the name of Inuyasha Tako,' she mused. Inuyasha looked horrified. Kagome suddenly started.

'You don't mean THE Inuyasha Tako,' she exclaimed.

'That's me,' said Inuyasha happily, taking out a photo of himself, 'Me,' he said, pointing to it. Kagome nodded politely, thinking if she gets on the wrong side of Inuyasha... she wouldn't want to do that.

Inuyasha saw her close her eyes in horror. He instantly felt sorry for her.

'You're not going to have your social life ruined if you insult me,' he said. Kagome opened her eyes,

'Really?' she wasn't convinced. Inuyasha sighed.

'Fine, other peoples lives would be ruined, but not yours,' he was saved from further explaining why when the bell rang. (hint, hint, something's going on)

'Saved by the bell,' he thought, 'next time, I would personally see to it that they get a top quality bell for next year.' He got up and brushed the dust from his pants.

'Quicken up,' he said to Kagome, trying to sound snappish but failing rather badly. Kagome stood up and started to follow Inuyasha into the school. Their first lesson was maths, Kagome saw Inuyasha wince when the teacher in their homeroom announced it. She strove to keep her face straight.

'Where is the maths classroom,' she whispered furtively to Inuyasha.

'Fifth floor, A3,' he said, tugging at Kagome's hand, a signal for her to follow him.

'Ah, playing 'Follow the Leader,' are we Inuyasha?' asked a tall youkai with black hair and blue eyes.

'Kouga, just... just get out of my way,' said Inuyasha, who had thought about using his claws on Kouga to teach him a lesson but then decided not to because Kagome was near. Kagome shook off Inuyasha's hand and drew herself level to match the youkai's eyes.

'I would thank you to get out of Inuyasha's way and keep your dirty nose out of his business. If you won't, then I'm afraid...' she faltered, searching for her next words.

'I would have to hurt you?' she finished, somewhat lamely. Kouga laughed.

'A mere human, hurt me? Listen chick, if you weren't cute, then I would have slashed you apart already, now can you go out with me for a Saturday's evening together?' Kagome had a sudden urge to shrink back against Inuyasha. Going out with this freak? Not in a million years. But then again, by that time, he would have been dead. Inuyasha, sensing her fear jumped in.

'Kouga, to tell you the truth, she can hurt you and rather badly too. But I'm afraid by that time, you would have been roasting in hell, so I might as well warn your ugly face now. She... this 'mere' human... is a miko,' he grinned at Kouga's stunned face. Kagome flushed with pleasure at hearing Inuyasha jump to her aid.

'By the way, Kagome, lets get to out maths class,' he said, throwing a dirty smirk in Kouga's direction.

The rest of the day went rather smoothly, if you miss out the part where Inuyasha blew up the chemistry classroom, and where Kagome over cooked the cookies in Home Economics.

'Get this damn door open!' snarled Inuyasha, yanking on the door handle. Sango, who has come home after grocery shopping opened the door with no effort at all.

'It opens the other way,' she muttered out of the corner of her lips. Inuyasha flushed in at least ten shades of red.

'I knew that, just er... testing the door to see whether or not if it was broken,' he said loud enough for Sango to hear. Sango didn't listen, instead, she was gaping, open mouthed at Kagome.

(Author's note: wut would happen between Sango and Kagome? And what would happened at the party with Sesshamarou? Find out in the next chapter.

Shit, do I sound corny or wut? Anyhow, just read the next chapter once I'm finished. )