Especially me...This match would bring chaos,but I didn't see it coming...
Lumberjack Lust/Strictly Buisiness
Michael Cole:Well as you've all heard the big boss Paul Heyman-
Tazz:Big boss my a-
Michael:Right now the Diva's lumberjack match is going to happen.With all our gorgeous divas which includes Jaqueline,
Miss.Jackie,Roddie Mysteria-
Tazz:Who started this fuss...not that I'm not enjoying it-
Michael:As I was saying,Sable,Torrie and Dawn Maria.Here comes Torrie now!
-All finish their entrances and start the match-
Ding Ding Ding!
Tazz: Ha!Look at Chavo!He's cracking his knuckles,getting ready for Roddie!
Michael:If Roddie so much as falls out of that ring she can kiss her titleshot goodbye.
Tazz:Maybe!
Michael: So what do you think is going to happen with Josh after this match?
Tazz: I think he's gonna take Roddie out to eat...maybe she'll let him go home with her.
Michael:yeah su-
Tazz:OH!Roddie Mysteria has just fallen out of the ring and-
Michael:Into John Cena's arms!What will he do?
Tazz:He tossed her back in!
Michael:I thought John Cena was gonna wreck her.
Tazz:Or maybe fondle her.I'll tell you what,if that was me out there I'd be catching every diva
that fell out.
Michael-ignoring Tazz's comment- Jaqueline goes for the pin on Sable.one!Two!Sable jumps up and avoids
losing.
Tazz:What's this? Dawn Maria trying to rip off Roddie's hair!
Roddie:ahh!
Dawn Marie: You little slut!
-Miss Jackie hits Dawn Marie in the back of the head-
Michael:Miss Jackie seems to be helping out Roddie.A new friendship?Maybe so.
-Roddie gives Miss Jackie a high five-
Tazz:Jaqueline jumps off the turnbuckle and goes for a pin on Dawn Marie!
1...2...3!
Ding ding ding!
Announcer:The winner of this match is Jaqueline!
Tazz:There you have it!Jaqueline's going to wrestlemania to challenge Victoria for the women's championship!
Michael:If she wins then the divas here at smackdown! can compete with her over it.
After the bell had rang and I congragulated jaqueline I went back to my locker room.
-Roddie slowly walks in the hallway past Paul Heyman-
Paul:Roddie!Just the girl I needed. I need more out of you and Josh.Smackdown's ratings
have gone up a whopping 5 percent since you and Josh.I mean a diva having a romance storyline with a backstage interviewer?GENIUS!
Roddie:But Paul,it's not a storyline.We really are-
Paul:That's great. I need you and Josh to have a spicey love scene while the cameras are watching.Then suddenly,comes
in Torrie Wilson.A pillow fight maybe? The fans will LOVE it!
-Three camera men suddenly walk up behind Roddie;The fans watch on the big screen-
Paul:What's this?
-Hurricane and Rosey are standing behind Paul-
Paul:What the-
Hurricane:We've been traded to your roster.That little deal you struck with Eric?We're the two mystery wrestlers he sent.
Michael:When did Paul do this deal?
Tazz:It must've been a planned surprise for the fans.
Michael:Who did he trade from smackdown! though?
-Roddie has a surprised look on her face-
Paul:Great!Although I did expect you guys at a different time. Follow me.-Rosey follows Paul while Hurricane stands staring at Roddie-
Roddie:This is amazing!
Hurricane:I knew you'd like it.
Roddie:I do!It's great-Roddie hugs Hurricane;Hurricane's surprised at first but then gently wraps his arms around her and closes his eyes-
-Josh walks by finding the two hugging-
-Everyone in the audience 'ooooh's-
Roddie:Oh,hey Josh!This is my friend from RAW-
Josh:The Hurricane,I know.
Hurricane:Well the first move I'm going to make on Smackdown! is here with you,Roddie.
Josh:Wha-
Hurricane:I want you to be my manager.
-The crowd cheers-
-Roddie looks at Josh for a split second-
Roddie:of course! We'll be the best!
-Hurricane smiles and walks away from Josh with Roddie-
Josh-stares at Hurricane and Roddie walking away- ...
Michael:You've seen it!Only on smackdown!The Hurricane and Roddie starting a new buisiness relationship!
Tazz:Strictly buisiness?
Michael:I hope so for Josh's sake.
Tazz:yeah,haha.Also we still don't know who Paul traded Bischoff for The Hurricane and Rosey!
Michael:Next time on Smackdown!