When Merry and Pippin, being chased by everyone in Rivendell, got to the party, they were astonished and amazed to find that Lorien was having the best party of the Third Age!
There was awesome music and an elven DJ, and strobe lights everywhere.
Merry and Pippin began dancing with each other, now and again stepping on each other's large hairy feet. The song that was playing was called "Old McGollum's Sock".
"OLD MCGOLLUM HAD A SOCK!" sang Merry.
"EEEE-IIII-EEEE-IIII-OOOO!" sang Pippin.
Galadriel, having just gotten done with her - erm - appointment, walked in on this disturbing scene.
ELROND!
Elrond gulped.
Yes, Lady Galadriel?
Stop chasing that squirrel and make the DJ play another song! This one's giving me a headache.
Oh. Elrond obediently stopped chasing the squirell, but not after he had given it one last ugly look. Of course, Lady.
And as he walked over to the DJ, Celeborn and Jack whipped past him, in nothing but their boxers.
Oh god that's disgusting thought Elrond, and Galadriel replied I'm just glad it wasn't you.
Hey!
Well, you ARE the gay one. You would've had Jack stripped down to n-
NUH-UH!
Yuh-huh.
You're wrong.
You're in denial.
NUH-UH!
You see?
NUH-UH!
Galadriel rubbed her forehead. "Oh, where is my psychiatrist?" And she left once again for her - er - appointment.
Just then, two hobbit lasses walked in on the party.
"Oh, look, Sandra - two fine men!" one of them squealed, looking at Merry and Pippin.
"I get the hott one," said the other, walking towards Merry.
"And I get the sexy beast," said Sandra, walking up to Pippin.
"Helloooo, ladies," said Merry and Pippin, each taking one in his arms. They grinned slyly at each other and then began slow dancing with Sandra and Patricia.
"Suga Suga, how'd ya get so fly... suga suga, how'd Peregrin get so fine..." Sandra was whispering in Pippin's ear, which made him go red.
"HAHAHA, PIPPIN'S A TOMATO! HAHAHAAAA!" yelled a drunk Celeborn.
"Uh-oh," said Tenuvian, who had been overlooking the party. "EVERYONE RUN!"
"Why?"
"CELEBORN'S ON RUM!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
But then Celeborn ran away.
"Nevermind," said Tenuvian, "False alarm..."
sorry it's been taking me so long to update! i have to write a story for school and if i win i get $25! but i'm done now so hopefully i'll be updating more frequently :)
There was awesome music and an elven DJ, and strobe lights everywhere.
Merry and Pippin began dancing with each other, now and again stepping on each other's large hairy feet. The song that was playing was called "Old McGollum's Sock".
"OLD MCGOLLUM HAD A SOCK!" sang Merry.
"EEEE-IIII-EEEE-IIII-OOOO!" sang Pippin.
Galadriel, having just gotten done with her - erm - appointment, walked in on this disturbing scene.
ELROND!
Elrond gulped.
Yes, Lady Galadriel?
Stop chasing that squirrel and make the DJ play another song! This one's giving me a headache.
Oh. Elrond obediently stopped chasing the squirell, but not after he had given it one last ugly look. Of course, Lady.
And as he walked over to the DJ, Celeborn and Jack whipped past him, in nothing but their boxers.
Oh god that's disgusting thought Elrond, and Galadriel replied I'm just glad it wasn't you.
Hey!
Well, you ARE the gay one. You would've had Jack stripped down to n-
NUH-UH!
Yuh-huh.
You're wrong.
You're in denial.
NUH-UH!
You see?
NUH-UH!
Galadriel rubbed her forehead. "Oh, where is my psychiatrist?" And she left once again for her - er - appointment.
Just then, two hobbit lasses walked in on the party.
"Oh, look, Sandra - two fine men!" one of them squealed, looking at Merry and Pippin.
"I get the hott one," said the other, walking towards Merry.
"And I get the sexy beast," said Sandra, walking up to Pippin.
"Helloooo, ladies," said Merry and Pippin, each taking one in his arms. They grinned slyly at each other and then began slow dancing with Sandra and Patricia.
"Suga Suga, how'd ya get so fly... suga suga, how'd Peregrin get so fine..." Sandra was whispering in Pippin's ear, which made him go red.
"HAHAHA, PIPPIN'S A TOMATO! HAHAHAAAA!" yelled a drunk Celeborn.
"Uh-oh," said Tenuvian, who had been overlooking the party. "EVERYONE RUN!"
"Why?"
"CELEBORN'S ON RUM!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
But then Celeborn ran away.
"Nevermind," said Tenuvian, "False alarm..."
sorry it's been taking me so long to update! i have to write a story for school and if i win i get $25! but i'm done now so hopefully i'll be updating more frequently :)