DISCLAIMER: I do not own Inuyasha!!!!!

I just did a quick self evaluation, and I quickly found out that I was going for humour rather than plot. Plz forgive this momentary stupidness of mine and read on. For those people who do not really understand da meaning of da last chapter, let me explain it to you through these long and tedious 'steps'.

Step 1: Inuyasha and Kagome go to school

Step 2: Inuyasha gets roughed up by da girls there. (includes getting kissed and stuff)

Step 3: Kagome asks Inuyasha why was he being rough housed and he explains that is due to his being an actor.

Step 4: Kagome freaks out a bit when Inuyasha tells her he is an actor. (bell rings)

Step 5: literally goes into da school building and meets kouga

Step 6: gets out of da damn school and starts off towards Inuyasha's house.

Step 7: meets Sango.

Thankyou for your cooperation and you may now read da story.

Sango dropped the groceries she was holding and her hand flew to her mouth.

'Kagome? No... it cant be... can it?' She seemed lost for what to say next. Kagome's eyes widened in shock as she surveyed Sango.

'S-sango?' she asked, not daring to believe her own eyes. Sango's mouth parted in a silent scream.

'KAGOME! I CANT BELIEVE IT! YOU'RE HERE! I mean, it is you, isn't it?' Kagome took a little time recovering from her shock. She steadied herself first, by using Inuyasha and then the door. She nodded weakly, half blind with delight at seeing her best friend over the period of two years.

'Sango, I cant believe it. You... here.... A SLAVE?' her eyes wandered to Sango's state of clothes. Once again, Kagome's eyes expanded to the size of saucers, this time not from happiness but from anger. She glared at Inuyasha, still not believing her eyes.

'You.... you made her your slave?' she asked, shaking from the effort of not sending him crashing into the wall right that minute. Inuyasha smelt danger in the air and thought it would be best to look meek at that moment. He didn't think that it would be quite safe for him to wear his usual scowl when Kagome's temper has just risen to a hundred degrees celcius. But however much he tried to smooth out his features, the scowl remained intact.

'Why is it that when I need this stupid scowl, it doesn't come, and when I need to erase it, it comes?' he thought angrily with frustration. He contented himself with saying the words.

'She is not MY slave, she is my BROTHER'S.' he emphasised the words 'my brother', hoping to be spared from the powerful blast of miko power that might be sent his way. Although mikos cant kill him, they could hurt him – seriously. Kagome took several breaths trying to soothe her nerves.

'She is... Sesshamarou's?' she asked, her anger boiling once more, not at Inuyasha this time, but at his brother. But how can it be him? Sesshamarou usually has the safe, detached, emotion free face that expresses no anger – he is practically perfect. Never, not for once, would she have thought that Sesshamarou would take her best friend as a slave. Sango sighed.

'Kagome sama, did you remember me telling you that my family was killed?' she asked heavily, as if every word costed her an effort to say them. Kagome winced, knowing how much her family meant to Sango, especially her younger brother, Kohaku.

'Well, Sesshamarou took me in when he saw that I had no one else to go to.' Sango said simply, her face had that determined look on them. Kagome pulled her friend close to her.

'Sango, I'm so sorry,' she said. Sango shrugged but hugged her friend back.

'Don't worry Kagome, I am perfectly fine here. I'm just shocked that you came.' She smiled, although it seemed a bit strained. Kagome's mouth corners twitched as she hugged her friend yet again.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes at the sappy moment. How he hated these silly moments. Then, his eyes wandered to the clock at the living room.

'Kagome! You have to get ready now!' he said, breaking Kagome away from Sango. Kagome looked at him, confused. He could barely resist the urge to roll his eyes and give Kagome a good whack across the head.

'The clock you wench,' he said. When Kagome still had that dumb look on her face, Inuyasha sighed and looked for a different way to approach the matter.

'My brother?' he asked, rapping Kagome smartly across the skull. Kagome's mind seemed to have opened at once and Inuyasha could only watch in amazement as the girl who had but only looked as if her soul was somewhere else in the world all of a sudden snap back into the reality. Her mouth parted in a slight shriek.

'Shit!' she scrambled up the stairs. Inuyasha and Sango exchanged glances before clambering up after her.

'What in the hell of a world would I wear?' Kagome asked. Inuyasha went into Kikyou's old room and came back with a load of dresses. Kagome looked at the dresses before turning her attention back to Inuyasha.

'Do you wear them?' she asked. Sango stuffed a pillow in her mouth to keep herself from laughing out loud. Inuyasha looked offended – and insulted.

'I do not!' he cried indignantly. Kagome raised an eyebrow.

'It couldn't've been your mother's, she is too... big.' She finished, deciding it would be better not to say that his mom wouldn't stand a chance against those skimpy, tight, close-fitting dresses. Inuyasha's scowl was etched all over his face.

'It was from my old playmate, Kikyou,' he growled before fishing one out for Kagome to wear.

Kagome stepped into the washroom and quickly changed into the dress. It followed every curve in her body and Kagome was well pleased with the results.

She strode back into the room. Sango stood with her mouth hanging open in shock.

'Wow, Kagome, you look splendid.' She finally squeaked. Kagome fairly beamed at her. Inuyasha, however, was frowning.

'Kagome, I would like to ask you one thing, how are Sess's colleagues gonna react when he brings his 'slave' to the place?' Kagome studied her reflection.

'I don't know, this thought had never struck me.' She said, then as an afterthought, she added, ' and I am NOT Sesshamarou's slave,' she said vehemently. Inuyasha nodded absent mindedly.

'I know!' he said as if he had a brilliant idea and dashed out of the room. Kagome looked at Sango.

'Was he answering my question or did he just come up with an idea?' she asked. Sango shrugged.

Inuyasha came back later with a glass of a dark, gooey liquid. Kagome took it and then almost let it crash into the floor.

'Its warm!' she shrieked. Inuyasha nodded as if it were the best thing in the world.

'Of course, its blood idiot,' he said happily. Kagome made a face.

'You are expecting me to drink this?' she asked. Inuyasha nodded.

'By drinking that you would become a hanyou,' he said. Kagome shrieked in horror, again.

'NO! I mean, I cant become a demon, I need to be a human!' she said. Inuyasha frowned.

'I know, your miko powers would purify what demon there is in your blood stream,' he said. Kagome blanched.

'I didn't mean that! I don't want to be a demon.' She said. Sango wasn't listening.

'Maybe we could fend off her miko powers while she drinks it. There would be a border between the two types of blood. So one part of her would be human, the other hanyou.' She concluded. Inuyasha nodded.

'That sounds right,' he said, 'All right with you Kagome?' Kagome shook her head and then turned it into a nod, maybe she would just stay in her human for most of the time. Sango grinned.

'Now when I pour this down your throat, I want you to think as if your miko powers are no longer here,' she said. Kagome scrunched up her face and did so. Sango stuffed the gooey liquid down her throat and Kagome instantly felt changes. The demon part of her body was taking over. She could actually fell her ears move to the top of her head. When the transformation was complete, Sesshamarou appeared in the room.

'Who is this demon?' he asked, not knowing it was Kagome. Inuyasha sighed.

'She's Kagome, long story, no time to explain right now. She would explain in the car, now you guys off you go,' he said, shoving them out the door. Sesshamarou raised an eyebrow.

'I was home early,' he muttered as he started the car.

Kagome spent a good time explaining what happened. Seshamarou nearly cracked his head open when he heard that she drank Inuyasha's blood. Luckily, by that time, they were at the location of the social gathering. Sesshamarou got out and gave Kagome his arm as they walked up the stone steps to the building.

'Hello boss!' A demon greeted them, 'I see you are with your girlfriend.' Kagome resisted the urge to blush. Sesshamarou merely raised an eyebrow.

'She is not my girlfriend,' he said simply. They started to walk away, but not before Sesshamarou turning his head and saying,

'Houston, you're fired,'

( author's note: Sry! Dis chapter is long so I don't really have da time to get on with wuts gonna happen IN the party. Besides, I wont be able to update for two months cuz I'll be very stressed, sum exams r coming up and I really gotta pass with top marks.

Meawhile, plz review. Oh yeah, I really need to get a plot going so I hope you wouldn't mind adding a few suggestions on to how to carry on with da plot in da reviews? Thnx

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