Chapter 2: The Plastics
Italics means Kagome's talking in a voice over.
As the bell rings, Kagome walks into the room, and sits next to the boy from yesterday. The boy leaned over, "Is that your natural hair color?" Kagome smiles, "Yeah"
"It's gorgeous"
"Thank you" Just then the boy put some of Kagome's hair in his hand and compared it to his. "See, this is the color i want." Then the girl spoke up, "This is Kohaku. He's almost to gay to function." "Nice to meet you," Kagome replied. A boy walked past and said, "Nice wig, Sango. What's it made of?" "Your mom's cheast hair," she snapped back. "I'm Sango." "Hi, i'm Kagome. Hey, do you guys know where room G14 is?" Kohaku grabbed her scheduale and read "Health, Tuesday/Thursday. Room G14." "I think that's in the back building," Sango said to Kohaku, with that 'you know what i mean' look. "Yeah that's in the back building," he said.
"Yeah, we'll take you there," "Thanks" Kagome said as the bell rang for homeroom to end.
Outside, the walked over to a tree, while Kohaku read off of Kagome's scheduale,"Health, Spanish. You're taking 12th grade calculus?" "Yeah, i like math" Kagome replied. "Ew, why"
"Cause it's the same in every country"
"That's beautiful. This girl is deep." He says as they sit down, leaving Kagome still up. "Where's the back building?" Sango smiled. "It burned down in 1987"
"But won't we get in some sort of trouble for this"
"Why would we get you into trouble? We're your friends."
I know it's wrong to skip class, but Sango said we were friends. And i was in no position to pass up friends. I guess i'll never know what i missed on that first day of healh class.
In Health Class
Coach Myoga was talking, "Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missonary possion. Don't have sex standing up. Just don't do it, promise? Ok," he said, holding up a basket of condoms, "everybody take some rubbers."
Meanwhile, Back Outside
"So, why didn't your parents just keep home-schooling you?" Sango asked. "Because they wanted me to get socialized." came Kagome's answer. "Oh, you'll get socialized, a little slice like you," said Kohaku. "What do you mean?" Kagome asked, confused. "You're a regulation hottie," Sango said. "Ownit," Kohaku said as he glanced over to the oncoming gym glass, "In the name of all that is holy, will you look at Kanna Smith's gym clothes!" Sango looked up, "Of course all the plastics are in the same gym class." "Who are the plastics?" Kagome asked, again confused. "Their teen royalty." Kohaku said,"If North Shore was US Weekly, they would always be on the cover." "That one there," Sango siad, pointing to a girl with a tank top on, "That's Kanna Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Kohaku sat next to her in English last year." "She asked me how to spell orange" he added. "And that one," Sango said, looking at a girl on her ceelphone. :That's Kagura Wieners." "She's totally rich because her dad invented toaster strudel." Kohaku said.
"Kagura Wieners knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone"
"That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets" Kagome looked over and saw a girl being carried by alot of guys, and heard Sango finish, "And evil takes a human form in Kikyo George. Now don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish back-stabbing slut-faced ho-bag. But in reality, she is so much more then that." "She's the queen bee" Kohaku added. "Those other two are just her little workers." "Kikyo George, how do even begin to explain Kikyo George?"
(Cut to people saying things about Kikyo)
"Kikyo George is flawless." "She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus." "I hear her hair is insured for $10,000." " I hear she does car commercials...in Japan." "Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues." "Once, she met John Stamos on a plane." "And he told her she was pretty." "One time she punched me in the face. It was awesome."
Back in the hallway
"She always looks fierce. She always wins Spring Fling Queen," Kohaku said. "Who cares?" Sango asked. "I care. Every year, the seniors throw this dance for the underclassmen called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected Spring Fling King and Queen automatically become head of the Student Activities Comittee. And since i am a member of the Student Activities Comittee, i'd say yeah, i care." "Wow Kohaku, you've really out-gayed yourself." Sango said, giving Kagome a piece of paper, "This is gonna be your guide to North Shore. Now where you sit in the Cafeteria is crucial because you've got evryone there. You've got your freshman, ROTC guys, preps, J.V. Jocks asian nerds, cool asians, varsity jocks, unfriendly black hotties, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don't eat anything, desperate wannabees, burnouts, sexually active band geeks, the greatest people you will ever meet, and the worst. Beware of the Plastics."
In The Lunchroom
Kagome is walking to her seat, when Naraku walks up to her, "Hey, we're doing a survey of new students. Can you answer a few questions?" "Sure," Kagome said. "Is your muffin buttered?" Kagome heard boys in back of her laughing. "What?" she asked. "Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin"
"My what?" All this time, Kikyo heard and saw what was going on. So she spoke up, "Naraku, why are you such a skeeze?" Naraku looked at her, "I'm just being friendly." Kagura lowered her face and whispered, "You were supposed to call mer last night." Kikyo spoke up again, "Naraku, you do not come to a party at my house with Kagura, and then scam on some poor inocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not intersted." she turned to Kagome, "Do you want to have sex with him?" Kagome just realized what naraku just said, "No, thank you." "Okay, then it's settled, so you can go shave your back now." Naraku walked away from them, muttering "Bitch." Kagome went to walk over to Sango and Kohaku, when Kikyo stopped her, "Wait, sit down." Kagome looked over at Sango who was motioning for her to come over, but sat down with Kikyo. "Why don't i know you?" Kagome looked at her, "I'm new i just moved here from Africa"
"What"
"I used to be home-schooled"
"Wait, what?" "My mom taught"
"No,no i know what home schooled is, i'm not retarted. So, you've never been to a real school below?" Kagome just shook her head.
"Shut up, shut up"
"I didn't say anything"
"But you're like really pretty"
"Thank you"
"So you agree? You think you're really pretty"
"Oh, i don't know"
"Oh, my god i love your braclet, where did you get it"
"My mom made it for me"
"It's adorable." "It's so fetch," Kagura said. "What is fetch"
"Oh, it's like slang from England." Then Kanna spoke up. "So if you're from Africa, why are you white?" Kagura glance over at her, "Oh, my god, Kanna you just can't ask people why they are white." Kikyo looked over at Kagome, "Could you give us some privacy fpr like one second?" "Yeah, sure." Kagome said. Kagome looked over at Sango and Kohaku, and Sango mouthed "What are you doing?" Kagome shrugged and turned back to Kikyo. "Ok, we just want you to know, we don't do this alot so this is like a really huge deal." Then Kagura spoke, "We want to invite you to have lunch with us, everyday for the rest of the week." "Oh that's ok..." Kagome started to say, but was cut off by Kikyo, "Coolness. So we'll see you tomarrow." "On Wednesday's we wear pink." Kanna said.
In The Girl's Bathroom
"Oh, my god. Ok, you have to do it, OK? and you have to tell me all the horrible stuff Kikyo says," Sango said, laughing. "Kikyo seems sweet," Kagome said. Sango switched to anger, "Kikyo George is not sweet. She's a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life." Kohaku walked out of a stall, "She's fabulous, but evil." A girl looked up and saw him, "Hey, get out of here." Kohaku gasped, "Danny DeVito. Oh, my god I love your work." He said, chasing her out of the bathroom and walking back. "Why do you hate her?" Kagome asked. "What do you mean?" Sango asked.
"Kikyo. You seem to really hate her"
"Yes, What's your question"
"My question is why"
Kohaku spoke up, "Kikyo started this rumor that Sango was a-" "Kohaku!! Shall we not," sango cut him off, "look, this isn't about hating her, ok? I just think that it would be like a fun little expieriment if you were to hang out with them and then tell us everything they say. "What do we even talk about?' Kagome asked. "Hair products," sango said. Kohaku piped up, "Aston Kutcher." Kagome looked confused, "Is that a band?" "Would you just do it please?" Sango asked. Kagome sighed, "Okay, fine. Do you have anything pink?" "No" Sango said. "Yes" Kohaku said.
In Math Class
By 8th period, i was so happy to get to Math. I mean, i'm good at math. I understand math. Nothing in math could mess me up
Then, a boy with silver hair, and dog ears turned around and asked her, "Do you have a pencil i can borrow?" Kagome started blushing
I've only had one other crush in my life. His name was Nfume and we were 5.
Flashback
5 year old Kagome walked up to a young boy. "I like you" she said. "Go away" he said, as he walked away.
End Flashback
It didn't work out. But this one hit me like a big yellow school bus
Kagome handed him her pencil and he smiled, showing his fangs. "Kagome, what do you say?" Ms.Kaede asked. He was "so cute" She whispered, but loud enough for the class to stare. "I mean, A-sub-N equals N plus one over four." Ms.Kaede turned to the board to write down the answer."That's right. Good. Very good. Alright let's talk about your homework."
Kagome walked up the steps of her front porch and her parents were right there. "Hey," her dad said, "How was your second day?" "Fine" Kagome said. This time her mom spoke, "Were people nice?" "No" "Did you make any friends?" Her dad asked. "Yeah," Kagome said, and walked into the house.
A/N: Long chap. but there. I introduced Sango and Kohaku (though you saw them in the last chapter) Naraku, Kikyo, Kagura, Kanna and Inuyasha. I'm working on the 3rd chapter. Here is a peek:
"So are there any boy's that you think are cute, yet?" Kagura asked, as Kikyo got up. "Well, there is this boy in my Calculus class," said Kagome. Kagura gasped, "It's a senior." "His name is Inuyasha Samuals" Kagura gasped again. this time it was bad. "Oh, no. You can't like Inuyasha. That's Kikyo's ex-boyfriend. And she was devastated when he dumped her last summer." Kanna spoke up. "I thought she dumped him." "In regardless, ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends. I mean that's just like, the rules of femanism" Don't worry, i won't tell Kikyo what you said. It'll be our little secret"
Also you guys meet Miroku. So if you want more, REVIEW!! Later.